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Old 03-13-2008, 10:21 AM   #1
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joke...Amish Farmer

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man
kneeling down And drinking from his farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts:
"Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water,
the cows have pooped in it.")

The kneeling man shouts back:
"I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak
Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred
tongue of Islam, speak in English."

The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands,
you'll get more."
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Nico, I don't know where this joke came from, is the phrase correct? It looks to be German.

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An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man
kneeling down And drinking from his farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts:
"Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water,
the cows have pooped in it.")

The kneeling man shouts back:
"I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak
Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred
tongue of Islam, speak in English."

The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands,
you'll get more."
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Nico, I don't know where this joke came from, is the phrase correct? It looks to be German.
NICE.. Next time I go to Carlisle or Lancaster I will try to work this into my visit.

I think the tranlation is accurate.
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