1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, set aside, check the Quervo again to be sure it is of the
highest quality.Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another
cup. You cant bee to carefel.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.Break 2 leggs and add to bowl and chuck in the
cup of dried fruit.
Pick the friggin fruit off the floor...Mix on the turner.. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beeterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next,shift two cups of salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat
off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose
Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher
Have a great holiday!!!
See you on the trail again soon,