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Old 10-31-2008, 01:22 PM   #1
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Just another email joke going around....oh the tragedy!

> Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the
> classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and
> their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he
> would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our
> illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'
>
> One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on
> a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills
> him, that would be a tragedy.'
>
> 'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'
>
> A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children
> drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'
>
> 'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'
>
> The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched
> the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
>
> Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
> quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was
> struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'
>
> 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why
> that would be tragedy?'
>
> 'Well,' says Little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it
> certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'

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Old 10-31-2008, 01:35 PM   #2
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Old 10-31-2008, 03:07 PM   #3
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Whats funny is people not realizing...OBAMA IS YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT! Get used to it...
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Oh, I've about resigned to the fact that he will win, I'm more looking forward to the day when the tax increase he says won't happen to the middle class happens when he lets the Bush Tax Cuts expire in 2010 and people have to enjoy less money in their pockets....at least for those not deployed to whatever region because he pulled the troops out Iraq early and Iran has their way with the country and we get stuck cleaning up the mess.
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Whats funny is people not realizing...OBAMA IS YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT! Get used to it...

If a 250 lb linebacker type is coming toward me with a ball gag, a pair of handcuffs and a tub of astroglide, it's not in my nature to drop my drawers and bend over. You can if you want, but I'm going down fighting.
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:52 PM   #6
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^^ good one...
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:20 PM   #7
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Whats funny is people not realizing...OBAMA IS YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT! Get used to it...
Funny, I thought the election was next Tuesday. Has it already happened in your little world and the rest of us missed it?

Interestingly, at this point back in 2004, John Kerry was further ahead in the polls over Bush than Obama is over McCain now. And yet, that "moron" with the horrible popularity scores still won. Oh, sorry I forgot. John Kerry really won but the evil republicans “stole" the election.
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lol, wanna make a little wager??? The only way McCain can pull this out is if he overwhelmingly beats Obama in the Populous vote...which isn't gonna happen.
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lol, wanna make a little wager??? The only way McCain can pull this out is if he overwhelmingly beats Obama in the Populous vote...which isn't gonna happen.
History has shown us that you can win an election without winning the popular vote.
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Old 10-31-2008, 07:52 PM   #10
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Exactly my point...Obama is gonna slaughter McCain in electoral votes.
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If he's gonna win it's because he's black. If he wasn't, the media would have crucified him for all the stuff they have been turning a blind eye too. It would be Hillary vs McCain. The extremely high poll numbers of blacks who have come out and said they would vote for him proves it to me. May be wrong but who knows.
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Whats funny is people not realizing...OBAMA IS YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT! Get used to it...
heres what will happen the day after.

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If he's gonna win it's because he's black. If he wasn't, the media would have crucified him for all the stuff they have been turning a blind eye too. It would be Hillary vs McCain. The extremely high poll numbers of blacks who have come out and said they would vote for him proves it to me. May be wrong but who knows.

The Bradley Effect might come into play.
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If a 250 lb linebacker type is coming toward me with a ball gag, a pair of handcuffs and a tub of astroglide, it's not in my nature to drop my drawers and bend over. You can if you want, but I'm going down fighting.
Thanks for sharing that fantasy. I feel I know you better now.
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Well when its time for us to vote, I can bet you there will be "New Breaking Photos of Bin Ladens Death"... Thats how they plan to camouflage 4 years of downfall
But Obama is the least of my worries, as for living in CT I have a bone to pick with Dan Malloy...
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old thread is old.


Funny Joke though, never read that one.

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