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Old 05-31-2007, 06:20 PM   #1
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The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn’t added until 5 years later.

"I am." is NOT the shortest complete sentence in the English language. Actually, "Go!" is a complete sentence, and is the shortest sentence.

The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great; Hearts - Charlemagne; and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

"Sleep tight" came from: beds before the 19th century were made of frames of wood that had holes for ropes that were laticed to hold a matress (such as they were). There was a wooden peg/pole that could be placed so that it fitted around the ropes going out and back in on the outside of the bedframe to tighten the lattice of ropes so the bed would not sag. This was done right before you got in bed. (explanation from Gale Barker)

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie". (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

The word "samba" means "to rub navels together".

If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".

The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan".

In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

Cows spend 6 hours a day eating and 8 hours chewing cud.

35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.

The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca- Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

10% of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles, California.

Average age of top GM executives in 1994: 49.8 years. Average age of the Rolling Stones: 50.6.

Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Five Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, and chocolate.

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

Dr. Seuss pronounced "Seuss" such that it rhymed with "rejoice.
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More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

The term, "It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye" is from Ancient Rome. The only rule during wrestling matches was, "No eye gouging." Everything else was allowed, but the only way to be disqualified was to poke someone’s eye out.

A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Hershey’s Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it’s kissing the conveyor belt.

Money isn’t made out of paper, it’s made out of cotton.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Every time you lick a stamp, you’re consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger that it’s brain.

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896, Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

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That's all really amazing... sort of.

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I think all that junk just knocked some important information out of my head...... what's my address?
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Old 05-31-2007, 06:51 PM   #4
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The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
Wouldnt it be nice if ALL places were built with that philosiphy? Not the segregated part, but wouldnt it be nice to be on the road and be able to take a crap in peice, without having to worry about it being the only stall, or worse, be the person waiting for that one poor, stinky, nasty stall to be free?

Maybe I am just wierd, but I would love to see places built with human waste expulsion in mind..
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Thanks for sharing THAT with all of us!!!
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JP does not mean General Purpose. The letters stand for 500 Lbs capacity recon vehicle.
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He didnt say JP he said G.P.
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Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

You share your birthday with at least 9 million people.

The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is one of the few places in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33.

She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.

Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonald's.

The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors.

It takes about a half a gallon of water to cook macaroni, and about a gallon to clean the pot.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers - they saw it as competition. It is not as chemically addictive as is nicotine, alcohol, or caffeine.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Americans on average eat a total of 18 acres of pizza every day.

Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Polar bears are left-handed.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Starfish haven't got brains.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Because we want you to think we're paying attention to you.

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Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
Because everything is made for you freakish righthanders.

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A snail can sleep for 3 years.
That's called a coma.

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China has more English speakers than the United States.
Why am I not surprised.

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Another thing I'm not surprised over.

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Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
They're watching that vocalizing cat.

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If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33.
And she'd tip over because of those feet.

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Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors.
He invented way cooler stuff... and he was a lefty.

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Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
That's just weird.

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Oooooo cool.

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
And how many brain cells does it kill while you're working out?

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On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
It's the fuzzy little legs.

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The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Who's liquering up the ants?

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Polar bears are left-handed.
So they live nine less years than the rest of the bears?

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
That is just gross.

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
I.... um...... HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
By yourself does not count.

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That chicken beat out the Wright Brothers.
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You're whitty Tiny. You must have some time on your hands today. LOL
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Yes. Tiny should have done the color commentary for the spelling bee they showed on ESPN today. It would have been much better.

( yeah, I watched like 3 minutes of it)
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The kids would have cried. I think it should be a contact sport.... WRONG!!!! <hockey players run in and check child to the boards> And there goes little Bobby. Shoulda remembered that whole I before E thing. Sally. Yooooooooou're next...... Reset the catapult, please. This is a special timed round.
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and there's more.......

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.


Coca-Cola was originally green.


Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.


Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.


The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska


The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)


The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%


The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400


The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000


Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.


The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.


The youngest pope was 11 years old.


The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.


Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Trying to remember crap like that, knocks important stuff out of my head, like righty tighty...lefty loosey
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We need more facts. Make with the trivia!!!!! I haven't forgotten my pin number yet.
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We need more facts. Make with the trivia!!!!! I haven't forgotten my pin number yet.
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huh? what? where am I? who said that?
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Weird Sex Laws


A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.

A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.



In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.

A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.

Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.


Tiny, this one if for you.......while sitting at your desk, make clockwise cirlces with your right foot. While doing this, make the number 6 in the air with your right hand.....
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A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
But everyone else can go right ahead and have at it.

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In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
With each other?

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In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
How's this a sex law?

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If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
Hehehehe.... Is the extra minute and a half to get dressed?

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A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
.... I just can't comment properly on this.

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In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
But middle of the day wearing socks is fair game.

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During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
Curtains?

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In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
While wearing a skirt is the rest of the law.

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In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
Another one I'm forced not to comment on.

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In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
This law was written by the toll booth guys who weren't getting any.

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In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
Good thing.... never mind.

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The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
That's pretty funny considering the rest of us are bending over for those crooks in Washington.

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In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
Um.... I can't. Sorry.


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Tiny, this one if for you.......while sitting at your desk, make clockwise cirlces with your right foot. While doing this, make the number 6 in the air with your right hand.....

HAHAHAHAHA, I can't do it!!!
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You and Tiny should colaborate on these before you post them. It is much more fun reading her comments, and would save us all time if we only had to read one post, instead of two.

Oh well, they are usually good enough to read twice.
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I'm waiting for everyone else to make some comments, I can't be the only one with voices in my head.
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:38 AM   #25
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A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
A little back alley Moose lovin'

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In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
And man...The red tape involved with obtaining one of those K-nine to Feline husbandry permits is a bitch!

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In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
But tossing them out without a chute is OK.

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If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
2 Minutes?!?! What are we gonna do for the other minute and 40 seconds?

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Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.
That's right baby...Who's your Master?

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A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
Yeah...it scares the wildlife

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In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
But he can drink all the Jack Daniels he can keep down while lying with his girlfriend!

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A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
Because everyone knows that scallions, capers and fresh haring are better!

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In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
But that's where they keep the sheep!

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A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.
What exactly is the load bearing capacity of those saloon tables?

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Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
This is so we can identify the single chicks at the orgy!

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Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
Moral is...Don't be "Horny" in Jersey.

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During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
Do those Jeep "Side Curtains" count?

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In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
I'm thinking that this law was put into effect to control the "Elvis Impersonator" population.

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In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
Unless they are going "Commando"

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Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
Call me crazy but...Isn't there already a law against masturbating in public?

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In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
There again...He can however, curse like a Sailor while having sex with his girlfriend.

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In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
But outside, with her butt in the coin catcher is OK!

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Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.
But sex on the night table is acceptable

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In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
This is ever since Paris and Nicole flew into Kingsville in 2006.

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A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
That'll teach her!

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No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.
And no man may go into public without a loin cloth.

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In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night).
This just in: The population of Washington State drops to record low!

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The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
I can't top what Tiny said about that one! Oh wait...sorry about the pun!

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In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
If he's out hunting...How's he gonna know?


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Tiny, this one if for you.......while sitting at your desk, make clockwise cirlces with your right foot. While doing this, make the number 6 in the air with your right hand.....
I DID IT!!!! But unfortunately, I'm writing this from the waiting room at the ER! I got my foot caught in the computer wiring and pulled the monitor into my coffee, spilling in my lap. When I jumped up from the pain my right hand hit the cieling fan, knocking it down and spliting my head.
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Old 06-04-2007, 05:42 PM   #26
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Hitler's favorite movie is King Kong.

Babe Ruth's Bat was named black Bess

It is illegal to whistle while you are under water.

A person can burn 200 calories per hour by having sex.

You can burn more calories brushing your teeth than you can by having sex.

Just thought I would add my 5 cents worth.
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the 2 youngest parents were 8 and 9?
I didnt know that was possible that young!
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:48 PM   #28
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:49 PM   #29
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Did I mention that.......

Trivia about humanity
General "people" facts


10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment.

A person afflicted with hexadectylism has six fingers or six toes on one or both hands and feet.

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.
(hehehe Tiny....)

America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men.

Barbers at one time combined shaving and haircutting with bloodletting and pulling teeth. The white stripes on a field of red that spiral down a barber pole represent the bandages used in the bloodletting.

Catholic Popes who died during sex: Leo VII (936-9) died of a heart attack, John VII (955-64) was bludgeoned to death by the husband of the woman he was with at the time, John XIII (965-72) was also murdered by a jealous husband, Pope Paul II (1467-71) allegedly died while being sodomized by a page boy.

For drinking, washing, etc., an average American uses 168 gallons of water per day. The average American residence uses 107,000 gallons per year.

For the 66% of American's who admit to reading in the bathroom, the preferred reading material is "Reader's Digest." (or Victorias Secret)

Forty-six US federal agencies have officers with the authority to carry firearms and arrest people.

Gerald Ford, George Bush, Tommy Lasorda, Ted Koppel, John F. Kennedy Jr., Bill Clinton and Tiny Terror are all left handed.

Humans are the one of the rare animals which copulate face to face. Orangutans also copulate in this manner, the only other species to do so with the same regularity as humans. In addition, Bonobos have been documented doing the same, though only occasionally.

In 1894 there were only 4 automobiles in the US.

In 1900 the average age at death in the US was 47.

In 1960, an estimated 4,000 people were over 100 years old in the U.S. By 1995 the number had jumped to : 55,000.

In most American states, a wedding ring is exempt by law from inclusion among the assets in a bankruptcy estate. This means that a wedding ring cannot be seized by creditors, no matter how much the bankrupt person owes.

Men commit suicide three times more frequently than women do. But women attempt suicide two to three times more often than men......... Guess the women just can't get it right!!

Midgets and dwarfs almost always have normal-sized children, even if both parents are midgets or dwarfs. Tiny.......oh never mind

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.

Texas was one of the first states to adopt capital punishment by lethal injection -- in 1977.

The ashes of the average cremated person weigh nine pounds.

The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.

The average person laughs about 15 times a day.

The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime.

The average US male will spend 2,965 hours shaving during his lifetime.

The kiss that is given by the bride to the groom at the end of the wedding ceremony originates from the earliest times when the couple would actually make love for the first time under the eyes of half the village!

The largest single-ticket jackpot winner in history is Jack Whittaker Jr. of West Virginia. In December 2002 he had the sole winning ticket for a $314.9 million jackpot in the U.S. Powerball lottery.

The states of Washington and Montana still execute prisoners by hanging.

The vocabulary of the average person consists of 5,000 to 6,000 words.

Women shoplift more often than men; the statistics are 4 to 1.

You share your birthday with at least nine million other people around the world.

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