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Old 02-18-2013, 03:22 AM   #99601
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I had a patient a few years ago that had c diff and gave it to three of us on the floor. I lost 18lbs in 3 days. I had to miss a week of work
Blegh. I can't imagine...I want to bathe in bleach when I get home. Also, are we turning this into a poop conversation? Sorry fellas.

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Old 02-18-2013, 03:23 AM   #99602
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Blegh. I can't imagine...I want to bathe in bleach when I get home. Also, are we turning this into a poop conversation? Sorry fellas.
I mean, whatever floats your boat

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Blegh. I can't imagine...I want to bathe in bleach when I get home. Also, are we turning this into a poop conversation? Sorry fellas.
It was #1 a minute ago, anything goes in here.

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So should i tell her to leave me alone or gave a chat with my buddy? She just sent me a text saying "i can't stop thinking about you"
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:24 AM   #99606
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Blegh. I can't imagine...I want to bathe in bleach when I get home. Also, are we turning this into a poop conversation? Sorry fellas.

Trust me....it's been worse
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:25 AM   #99607
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So should i tell her to leave me alone or gave a chat with my buddy? She just sent me a text saying "i can't stop thinking about you"

I would sing like a caged bird

It's a trap!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:26 AM   #99608
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I would sing like a caged bird
, wait, the bird i used to have never sang....
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:26 AM   #99609
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So should i tell her to leave me alone or gave a chat with my buddy? She just sent me a text saying "i can't stop thinking about you"
whats wrong with this lady? she mentally retarded? does she hate herself that bad
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:26 AM   #99610
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So should i tell her to leave me alone or gave a chat with my buddy? She just sent me a text saying "i can't stop thinking about you"
Bros before hos, just the way it has to be.
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:27 AM   #99611
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ats wrong with this lady? she mentally retarded? does she hate herself that bad
Lol I'm better looking than her husband lol
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:27 AM   #99612
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I would sing like a caged bird

It's a trap!!!!!!!!!
i say Toms GF is in on this trap
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:28 AM   #99613
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i say Toms GF is in on this trap

Turbo is married
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i say toms wife is in on this trap
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:28 AM   #99615
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Tom send her your valentines day pic

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Old 02-18-2013, 03:29 AM   #99616
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I say I've been a saint so far...
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Tom send her your valentines day pic
Oh i have a better one phil sent, but not forum friendly
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Or better yet, send her the one I sent you guys
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:29 AM   #99619
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Turbo is married
does she know
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:30 AM   #99620
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Or better yet, send her the one I sent you guys
I actually did lol
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:31 AM   #99621
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I say I've been a saint so far...
well give this man a medal
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:31 AM   #99622
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does she know
I think he keeps her heavily sedated
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well give this man a medal
Yeah it's not super easy
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I think he keeps her heavily sedated
You'll find out when you get to VA
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:32 AM   #99625
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i say Toms GF is in on this trap
True story,


I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


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“Always keep your condoms in your car.”
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:32 AM   #99626
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I think he keeps her heavily sedated
he get some pills from Tomstev
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:34 AM   #99627
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True story,


I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


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“Always keep your condoms in your car.”

Great story!
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The moral of this story is:

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he get some pills from Tomstev
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