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Old 02-18-2013, 03:32 AM   #99601
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i say Toms GF is in on this trap
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


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“Always keep your condoms in your car.”

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Old 02-18-2013, 03:32 AM   #99602
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I think he keeps her heavily sedated
he get some pills from Tomstev

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Old 02-18-2013, 03:34 AM   #99603
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True story,


I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


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“Always keep your condoms in your car.”

Great story!
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:36 AM   #99604
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:37 AM   #99605
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he get some pills from Tomstev
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:38 AM   #99606
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TOO SOON huh?
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:38 AM   #99607
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


The moral of this story is:


“Always keep your condoms in your car.”

Why in the hell would you want to get married after just a year?????
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:39 AM   #99608
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Why in the hell would you want to get married after just a year?????

phil thats what you took from this!
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:39 AM   #99609
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Why in the hell would you want to get married after just a year?????
What about after a month??
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:39 AM   #99610
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Sorry we were all thinking it, dirty Jeeps are better.


Yuk, no wonder why you guys get paid half way decent.
Dirty jeeps ARE better!

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So should i tell her to leave me alone or gave a chat with my buddy? She just sent me a text saying "i can't stop thinking about you"
I agree with Phil. It's a trap! (Said in my best Admiral Ackbar voice, of course )
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:40 AM   #99611
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Why in the hell would you want to get married after just a year?????
If you are "marrying up" then it's advisable to do it as quickly as possible.
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:40 AM   #99612
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hey phil you ever almost get married? or did she untie herself first
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:41 AM   #99613
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phil thats what you took from this!

After I saw that, I knew it was bullshat
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:42 AM   #99614
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lauren what is your status? married, single, engaged, lesbian? please say lesbian.. JK i kid i kid
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:42 AM   #99615
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:42 AM   #99616
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What about after a month??
Yeah phil, remember, jen and him are getting married
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:42 AM   #99617
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hey phil you ever almost get married? or did she untie herself first

No, she chewed through the rope....that's why I use chains now
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:43 AM   #99618
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lauren what is your status? married, single, engaged, lesbian? please say lesbian.. JK i kid i kid
No you're not
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:44 AM   #99619
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Don't know whether to try and sleep or just drag myself through the day
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:44 AM   #99620
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I agree with Phil. It's a trap! (Said in my best Admiral Ackbar voice, of course )

That's right!!!!!!!!

I hope all of you knuckledraggers see this
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:44 AM   #99621
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That's right!!!!!!!!

I hope all of you knuckledraggers see this
Hahaha whatever, just means you think like a female, which makes you a wuss
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If you are "marrying up" then it's advisable to do it as quickly as possible.
amen bruda
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Yeah phil, remember, jen and him are getting married
I have no words
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so phil you ever watch the hogs vs auburn football?
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OK losers, and Lauren, i am going to crash, 11am comes eaely
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OK losers, and Lauren, i am going to crash, 11am comes eaely
Good. Looks like rubi will be getting a swift kick in the balls with some size 12 steel toes
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:49 AM   #99628
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so phil you ever watch the hogs vs auburn football?

Yup, I actually flew up to Fayetville to see the game in 97. My freshman room mate was from Little Rock and his folks flew us up

I've seen quite a few here at Auburn. I was in the suites during the 2010 game
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Been to a couple hogs games back when I was married. Ex hubby graduated from there. He is a silly frat rat
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Good. Looks like rubi will be getting a swift kick in the balls with some size 12 steel toes
Well you'd think i would time it for him? Hell no, he needs the kick!

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