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Old 03-10-2013, 03:28 AM   #124441
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The woman is sleeping, now I can come back out and play.

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Don't ask. Everyone will get depressed, go hug their loved ones, and go "shit, life ain't so bad" while I remember.

I went from brain dead, to almost really dead, to widowed, now I'm with someone who's hearts dead from 20yrs with a cop and doesn't know what love is while I'm trying, still disabled and 45 wanting to go back to school so I can get a job more lucrative than buggering sheep in this beautiful backwoods hellhole.

Somewhere there is a country & western song in that sumbitch.
And that really sucks dude..

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Old 03-10-2013, 03:29 AM   #124443
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On a lighter note.. people say im braindead....lmao
People say I don't even have a brain.
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People say I don't even have a brain.
The heart is what really counts.
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Hey ...here is a joke my black buddy told me....

Whats 10 inches and white?
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Join the crazy train to depression hell and disassociation dementia.
One of my patients tonight has terrible dementia. Every time I try to guide her to the bathroom in her room she gets grumpy. She got so mad at me, she pulled down her underwear and took a pee right on the floor. Showed me...
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My heart just melted.
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I'll just post cute and cheerful pictures.

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Theres some people who say I don't have one of those either.

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Hey ...here is a joke my black buddy told me....

Whats 10 inches and white?
A small snow man?
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What I need is a curvy gal, plumpish, able to hike 14 miles in a day, likes camping and good wine, doesn't have to be plumpish but still curvy, isn't neurotic, admires a man who can cook, can cook, isn't neurotic, likes camping and booze, isn't neurotic with hangups from exes, AND..has dynamite eyes and smile.
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I'll just post cute and cheerful pictures.

Theres some people who say I don't have one of those either.

They're probably right.

A small snow man?
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Thats what I need...a potatoe with unconditional love. AND, I can put the hole anywhere I like.
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One of my patients tonight has terrible dementia. Every time I try to guide her to the bathroom in her room she gets grumpy. She got so mad at me, she pulled down her underwear and took a pee right on the floor. Showed me...
You have to go to "their world". Use some Jedi mind tricks.
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Thats what I need...a potatoe with unconditional love. AND, I can put the hole anywhere I like.
That is so wrong. Haha
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Very wise you are.
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Very wise you are.
My mom runs an advocate services business, much trickery involved with the clientele. She once had to move a client from El Paso to Chicago who wouldn't leave the facility she was in. She fabricated this whole story about going to "Santa Fe' to have lunch with her son, she loved Santa Fe and loved her son. The chartered flight became their "bus" and Chicago became Santa Fe. Cruel??? I dunno, but had the desired outcome.
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When you're in the mood but your girlfriend/wife isn't......

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My mom runs an advocate services business, much trickery involved with the clientele. She once had to move a client from El Paso to Chicago who wouldn't leave the facility she was in. She fabricated this whole story about going to "Santa Fe' to have lunch with her son, she loved Santa Fe and loved her son. The chartered flight became their "bus" and Chicago became Santa Fe. Cruel??? I dunno, but had the desired outcome.
Sometimes that's what you gotta do, I had a patient once who was just screaming like crazy an wouldn't cooperate at all when going in the room and nobody wanted to go in his room cause he wasn't cooperating at all. I went in and asked him what was the problem and he was telling me there was a black cat in his room attacking him, I asked him where it was right now he said under the bed so I told him I'd pick him up and bring him with me as I got out of the room and was fine afterwards haha.
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When you're in the mood but your girlfriend/wife isn't......

I like it, kinda like my life in general right now and not just sex.
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Sometimes that's what you gotta do, I had a patient once who was just screaming like crazy an wouldn't cooperate at all when going in the room and nobody wanted to go in his room cause he wasn't cooperating at all. I went in and asked him what was the problem and he was telling me there was a black cat in his room attacking him, I asked him where it was right now he said under the bed so I told him I'd pick him up and bring him with me as I got out of the room and was fine afterwards haha.
THIS! I had a patient that thought there was a snake in her room. So I sprayed the unscented room spray all over and told her it was snake repellent. She slept like a baby afterwards.
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Nobody liked the joke?
It was... meh.



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Why did the pervert cross the road?





He couldn't get off the chicken.

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