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Old 04-10-2013, 01:53 AM   #143941
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Thanks Griff
I'd never considered myself third party

I kid I kid
You heard it here: Phil is personally responsible for 10% of all failed marriages....cause that's just how he rolls

Btw, what is it you slip in their drinks?

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Ok I really do have a random fun fact.


The almond is not a type of nut. It is in fact a part of the peach family.

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Old 04-10-2013, 01:53 AM   #143943
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Quite possibly...

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Here is your random fun fact of the day...

90% of all marriages fail due to lack of sex...
No way man.....
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No way man.....
Yeah man....trust me...
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Old 04-10-2013, 01:55 AM   #143947
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Here is your random fun fact of the day...

90% of all marriages fail due to lack of sex...
Bc that is only a symptom if greater issues...
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Old 04-10-2013, 01:56 AM   #143949
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Yeah man....trust me...
Don't you know ....that's why woman smile on there wedding day...its the last bj they have to give....
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Bc that is only a symptom if greater issues...
Yeah well...nvm lol
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Here is your random fun fact of the day...


90% of all marriages fail due to lack of sex...
You divorced?

My first marriage failed because she was an unconcionable mountain of hippo dung.
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You're still upset the cops in Wreck it Ralph were donuts.
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I'll trade Ronnie the Twinkies for the Krispy Kremes...
Nah...I'll just put em on Ebay.
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Bc that is only a symptom if greater issues...
Oh you, being logical and fair and considerate of the multifaceted issues that plague struggling marriages
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Don't you know ....that's why woman smile on there wedding day...its the last bj they have to give....
poor guy..
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Don't you know ....that's why woman smile on there wedding day...its the last bj they have to give....
I have heard that joke a different way.

The night before the wedding, while the bride is staying with her parents. The bride and her mother take the mans wedding rings and curse it while chanting "no more bjs"
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Quite possibly...

Dustin ready to move north?!
Oh my!!

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These little suckers? Nah they're harmless lol


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PUKE!!! Haha!

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Well...Bugger me. I shoulda known though since Phil is an expert on legumes. Peanuts = Legumes = Potatos = both grown in the ground.

Peanuts are friggin' good though...

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You heard it here: Phil is personally responsible for 10% of all failed marriages....cause that's just how he rolls

Btw, what is it you slip in their drinks?


Kool aid... But the thing is - he lets them see it. Placebo effect. Cheaper and not illegal.

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Ok I really do have a random fun fact.


The almond is not a type of nut. It is in fact a part of the peach family.
WOW! Interesting! Seriously, would've never guessed!
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Don't you know ....that's why woman smile on there wedding day...its the last bj they have to give....
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You divorced?

My first marriage failed because she was an unconcionable mountain of hippo dung.
No I am still married...
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You heard it here: Phil is personally responsible for 10% of all failed marriages....cause that's just how he rolls

Btw, what is it you slip in their drinks?

Roofies...isn't that what you're suppose to use
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Nah...I'll just put em on Ebay.
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No I am still married...
Be sure you aren't in the 90%
Wake her up... I bet she'd love that... Lol.
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Dustin..Ronnie..looks like a flagpole run was set up for Sunday....
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Be sure you aren't in the 90%
Wake her up... I bet she'd love that... Lol.
Yeah, because I haven't tried with her already awake, and I haven't slept on the couch for the past 3 weeks lol
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Don't you know ....that's why woman smile on there wedding day...its the last bj they have to give....
Hmm must be why married women tend to get sparkly diamond gifts from their SO's....the men are hoping to find an end-run around that no mo bj bs lol
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WOW! Interesting! Seriously, would've never guessed!
Ditto for Cashews...they are actually a bean.
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Oh my!!

PUKE!!! Haha!


Peanuts are friggin' good though...



Kool aid... But the thing is - he lets them see it. Placebo effect. Cheaper and not illegal.

WOW! Interesting! Seriously, would've never guessed!
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No I am still married...
For now?
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Don't you know ....that's why woman smile on there wedding day...its the last bj they have to give....

Now I know what I'm NOT doing in Vegas this summer!
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In all honesty. I think todays society has made it too easy and acceptable to walk away from a commitment of marriage. Today cheating on your spouse or walking away from your children is just a normal thing .
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Roofies...isn't that what you're suppose to use
I have no idea, i hear people talk about special k, but i thought that was cereal

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