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Old 04-19-2013, 10:12 PM   #149401
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More like before the first swing at the pinata when uncle pedro tries to hold onto it in a drunken stupor and destroys it.
This is true

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Don't even ask.... google it!

You should have read further, I already lost that game.

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Old 04-19-2013, 10:13 PM   #149403
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You'd never have to walk again then. She could carry you...one handed probably.

She's kinda hot actually.
Probably, idk what I would do with all that woman, I'll stick to my 4'10 girl
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Mexicans do know how to party hard. It can be their kids 5th bday and everyone will be drunk by the end of the party lol
Been to waaaaaay to many of those with the ex. Lol
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:13 PM   #149404
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Probably, idk what I would do with all that woman, I'll stick to my 4'10 girl
4'10? man, she's fun-sized. her name wouldn't happen to be polly, would it?
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4'10? man, she's fun-sized. her name wouldn't happen to be polly, would it?
My wife is 4'11 let me find a picture of her next to me
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4'10? man, she's fun-sized. her name wouldn't happen to be polly, would it?

Actually, my money is on draidel, or crim rims... both spin.
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4'10? man, she's fun-sized. her name wouldn't happen to be polly, would it?
Probably has an air valve somewhere lol
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:16 PM   #149409
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4'10? man, she's fun-sized. her name wouldn't happen to be polly, would it?
She says she's 5' even but she seems shorter than that, maybe 4'11, it's so funny to see her struggle to get into my non-lifted jeep lol
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:16 PM   #149410
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She says she's 5' even but she seems shorter than that, maybe 4'11, it's so funny to see her struggle to get into my non-lifted jeep lol

Buy some steps man, that's not nice.
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:17 PM   #149411
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My wife is 4'11 let me find a picture of her next to me
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Actually, my money is on draidel, or crim rims... both spin.
bad new guy!!
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:17 PM   #149412
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She says she's 5' even but she seems shorter than that, maybe 4'11, it's so funny to see her struggle to get into my non-lifted jeep lol
You should put a step stool in the passenger seat and see her reaction next time she opens the door.
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Here ya go ralph, 2 years ago, my wedding day

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Tom

bad new guy!!

I missed the original comment when I made the joke. Disregard. I'll save it for another time
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Probably has an air valve somewhere lol
Takes her everywhere stuffed under his seat. When she needs to make an appearance he breaks out the jeeps air compressor. She doesn't say much but says "put put put put put put put" alot.
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:20 PM   #149416
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Here ya go ralph, 2 years ago, my wedding day

Awesome, where is that? I want to guess hawaii cause of the torches, but virginia also has ocean nearby so...
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just think about it for, like, five more seconds

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Here ya go ralph, 2 years ago, my wedding day

she looks like she's on her knees

yeah. I said it.
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:20 PM   #149418
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Takes her everywhere stuffed under his seat. When she needs to make an appearance he breaks out the jeeps air compressor. She doesn't say much but says "put put put put put put put" alot.
Hahaha at least it wasn't over your head
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Here ya go ralph, 2 years ago, my wedding day

That Poor lady...all she gets to sniff is...well, hope you wear deodorant.

And your buddy in the background is oogling her...uhm.. fundament.
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:21 PM   #149420
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Buy some steps man, that's not nice.
I'll get around to getting some sliders lol
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You should put a step stool in the passenger seat and see her reaction next time she opens the door.
Not sure how shed react, I'll try and find one
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How tall are you man?
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Jorge, i have 2.5" lift and 31s and nerf bars, she still has a hard time getting into the jeep. Yeah don't worry about steps, by handles lol
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:22 PM   #149422
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No. I'd send Jorge in as my wingman. Then Phil..and so on, until I ran out of people then I'd eat a bullet.

I do pee outside ya know.
I do too! Every freaking morning. Hahaha
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:23 PM   #149423
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Takes her everywhere stuffed under his seat. When she needs to make an appearance he breaks out the jeeps air compressor. She doesn't say much but says "put put put put put put put" alot.
I am so confused.
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just think about it for, like, five more seconds

she looks like she's on her knees

yeah. I said it.

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Jorge, i have 2.5" lift and 31s and nerf bars, she still has a hard time getting into the jeep. Yeah don't worry about steps, by handles lol
I try to park next to the curb and sidewalk when I'm with her lol, she's gonna make me para cord grab handles as soon as I order the para cord lol
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:24 PM   #149424
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she looks like she's on her knees

yeah. I said it.
If she's like most, it was the last time for that. Lol!
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Alright, I need to go to trader joes and load up my cart with 15 bottles of cheap wine, 1 cheap pizza, and BBQ sauce before it closes just for the looks. I'll be back, said Kobe.
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Need 4Lo with lockers to get on top of her.
Maybe just winch up there. Wrap around one of her nips, then reel the rig on in.
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If she's like most, it was the last time for that. Lol!
YES! I was hoping someone would say that
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Awesome, where is that? I want to guess hawaii cause of the torches, but virginia also has ocean nearby so...
Hatteras, NC. Right behind some property we own down there. We spent a year trying to figure out this big wedding. 2 weeks before that picture was taken, we decided to have it on our family vacation since both our families would be there. We threw our wedding together in 2 weeks.
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You should have read further, I already lost that game.
I'm late haha
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i'll get around to getting some sliders lol

not sure how shed react, i'll try and find one

How tall are you man?
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