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Old 05-31-2013, 04:21 AM   #165751
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Then there is Dildo Mace which makes me wonder... Why do they make short shorts with "Juicy" on the rear end for chicks. I'm not sure I want to find a chick with "Juicy" on her ass and think of diarrhea. Shouldn't "Juicy" be on the front? Definately makes more sense.
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Then there is Dildo Mace which makes me wonder... Why do they make short shorts with "Juicy" on the rear end for chicks. I'm not sure I want to find a chick with "Juicy" on her ass and think of diarrhea. Shouldn't "Juicy" be on the front? Definately makes more sense.
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Is it working? I made it without killing someone else in the road, Lol.

Or am I working? Yeah :-( save me?
Would if I could...but stuck here...help me....
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Would if I could...but stuck here...help me....
Wish I could, but this place is a rat trap one way in and no way out.
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Then there is Dildo Mace which makes me wonder... Why do they make short shorts with "Juicy" on the rear end for chicks. I'm not sure I want to find a chick with "Juicy" on her ass and think of diarrhea. Shouldn't "Juicy" be on the front? Definately makes more sense.
Uh, I need an adult?
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Not really. But here is a thoughtful question.. Usually it's which came first..egg or chicken. Now take lycanthrope. Werewolves..did a wolf bite/or get bit by a human? Or did they create one by boinking one another? If the latter why isn't Wyoming and Phil's backyard full of Weresheep? Just a thought.
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Uh, I need an adult?
In your case if you can't sort out if "Juicy" should go in front instead of back you should complete that sentence with "Uh, I need an adult diaper." Say you love her not with Trojans...but Depends!
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Old 05-31-2013, 04:42 AM   #165759
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Not really. But here is a thoughtful question.. Usually it's which came first..egg or chicken. Now take lycanthrope. Werewolves..did a wolf bite/or get bit by a human? Or did they create one by boinking one another? If the latter why isn't Wyoming and Phil's backyard full of Weresheep? Just a thought.
The egg came first, simple to answer through the evolutionary theory...just saying
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The egg came first, simple to answer through the evolutionary theory...just saying
Errr, no. According to your logic you just got it backwards. If you rely upon evolutionary theory the egg came last. An egg would be helpless. A chicken would be required to protect the egg until maturation thus propagating the species. An egg would be a sitting duck..literally and figuratively. While a duck could fly, walk, swim, sit and fu... you get the drift.

Also mathematically it requires two F.c.ing ducks f.c.ing to make a duck egg. On the other hand it takes two f.c.ing eggs to make a duck omelet.
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Errr, no. According to your logic you just got it backwards. If you rely upon evolutionary theory the egg came last. An egg would be helpless. A chicken would be required to protect the egg until maturation thus propagating the species. An egg would be a sitting duck..literally and figuratively. While a duck could fly, walk, swim, sit and fu... you get the drift.

Also mathematically it requires two F.c.ing ducks f.c.ing to make a duck egg. On the other hand it takes two f.c.ing eggs to make a duck omelet.
Technically through evolution the reptiles were first,dinosaurs, lizards, etc. dinosaurs which have been genetically proven to have DNA similar and very closely related to that of birds, specially chickens, thus chickens evolved from said dinosaurs who laid eggs, preceding the chicken, thus proving that the egg came first.

Duck omelet, never had one lol.
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Technically through evolution the reptiles were first,dinosaurs, lizards, etc. dinosaurs which have been genetically proven to have DNA similar and very closely related to that of birds, specially chickens, thus chickens evolved from said dinosaurs who laid eggs, preceding the chicken, thus proving that the egg came first.

Duck omelet, never had one lol.
True and not true. Consider this if you will. A dinosaur egg and a f.c.ing duck egg are viable embryos..Fact. These were first wrapped in a leathery shell, then a harder shell to protect them from punctures, being stepped on, and lastly falling out of trees. Also once birds gained flight they internally engineered themselves to make their bones hollow to make allowance for weight and where did that phosphorous and calcium go? eggshells.

Land and sea animals don't require shells..but they are embryos the same as those encapsulated in dino eggs and f.c.ing duck eggs. Now as a pro argument for creationism would ...
a. God have dumped a bunch of embryo(s) of various types to simply bake in the sun or drown in the ocean? Even baby dolphins and whales need help from parents to the surface to breathe. No..thus the f.c.ing duck came first. Be rediculous...where are all the fossilized embryos of slime just laying around? Got eaten by buzzards if you ask me...baked egg on a rock. One embryo to another. 1. "bluuuuh?" 2. Bluuuaaah. 3. baking noises on a rock.

b. Would evolution have done the same? no.

c. Aramaic, Hittite, Mennonite & other prehistoric languages all have alphabetic connotations of A=A, E=F and B=B thus Aduck + Fduck = Babyduck. God didn't plop down two embryos and steal a rib from one that didn't even have any formed yet and then attempt to talk to and answer questions from two embryos that couldn't talk..much less warn them about the satan embryo next to the tree embryo in a seed lying on the ground. Doesn't make sense.

d. Back to evolution. Evolution..."Scratching head?" "WTF am I gonna do with all these helpless embryos baking in the sun, drowning in the sea, *cept for fish which begs the question why the hell aren't we ALL Aquaman?, and birdies to keep the eggs from falling out of the effing trees?"

e. Would Eve honestly have ever sat on an egg if there was a talking snake nearby and endless kinky possibilities available? And Adam had sheep to tend to..someone had to replace those fig leaves with something warmer.
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We are age twinsies . HEY, I don't know About youuuu but I'm feelinggggg 22...!!!
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True and not true. Consider this if you will. A dinosaur egg and a f.c.ing duck egg are viable embryos..Fact. These were first wrapped in a leathery shell, then a harder shell to protect them from punctures, being stepped on, and lastly falling out of trees. Also once birds gained flight they internally engineered themselves to make their bones hollow to make allowance for weight and where did that phosphorous and calcium go? eggshells.

Land and sea animals don't require shells..but they are embryos the same as those encapsulated in dino eggs and f.c.ing duck eggs. Now as a pro argument for creationism would ...
a. God have dumped a bunch of embryo(s) of various types to simply bake in the sun or drown in the ocean? Even baby dolphins and whales need help from parents to the surface to breathe. No..thus the f.c.ing duck came first. Be rediculous...where are all the fossilized embryos of slime just laying around? Got eaten by buzzards if you ask me...baked egg on a rock. One embryo to another. 1. "bluuuuh?" 2. Bluuuaaah. 3. baking noises on a rock.

b. Would evolution have done the same? no.

c. Aramaic, Hittite, Mennonite & other prehistoric languages all have alphabetic connotations of A=A, E=F and B=B thus Aduck + Fduck = Babyduck. God didn't plop down two embryos and steal a rib from one that didn't even have any formed yet and then attempt to talk to and answer questions from two embryos that couldn't talk..much less warn them about the satan embryo next to the tree embryo in a seed lying on the ground. Doesn't make sense.

d. Back to evolution. Evolution..."Scratching head?" "WTF am I gonna do with all these helpless embryos baking in the sun, drowning in the sea, *cept for fish which begs the question why the hell aren't we ALL Aquaman?, and birdies to keep the eggs from falling out of the effing trees?"

e. Would Eve honestly have ever sat on an egg if there was a talking snake nearby and endless kinky possibilities available? And Adam had sheep to tend to..someone had to replace those fig leaves with something warmer.
Made my head hurt. I need more coffee.
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Hey! I'm 22 as well!....sorta just gotta add 21 more years...well 22 more in a couple of weeks....Heyyyyyy!!!!!! Wait a minute.....Damn, I'm old! When the F did that happen?
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Hey! I'm 22 as well!....sorta just gotta add 21 more years...well 22 more in a couple of weeks....Heyyyyyy!!!!!! Wait a minute.....Damn, I'm old! When the F did that happen?
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Hey! I'm 22 as well!....sorta just gotta add 21 more years...well 22 more in a couple of weeks....Heyyyyyy!!!!!! Wait a minute.....Damn, I'm old! When the F did that happen?
HEY! By your math I'm only 23.. WooHoo!

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I'd kill to be 21 again..but only, and I mean ONLY if I knew then what I know now. Including winning lottery numbers and game statistics along with stock quotes.

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