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Old 11-08-2012, 10:00 AM   #1
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Let`s play Carnac The Magnificent !!!....

I just have this idea from a Show that I loved so much, and from one of the Greatest-Ever Cool People in History, you know Him.
The idea is, you must throw an answer, next person throws a question to that answer, and throws another answer, related or not to the prior matter.
I`ll throw the first one...
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Old 11-08-2012, 10:01 AM   #2
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Answer; "Blown Head Gasket"
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Old 11-08-2012, 10:14 AM   #3
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Why am I burning coolant??

Answer to next question: "leaking roof"

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Old 11-08-2012, 10:23 AM   #4
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:50 AM   #7
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Old 11-08-2012, 12:11 PM   #9
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Q; ...so Achmed asks Jeff..."What the hell happened to my leg" ??? !!!

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Old 11-08-2012, 11:47 PM   #11
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Old 11-09-2012, 08:34 AM   #16
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Old 11-09-2012, 08:27 PM   #18
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Why did you get arrested for punching an old man?

Cause it wouldn't fit in the front.
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The last thing you hope to find when you open the hood?

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How did you twist your ankle?

Because everyone else was, too.
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