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Old 02-13-2007, 05:09 PM   #1
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Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10
bill.

When the male dancer came over to us,
my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.
She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill,
and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the
$50 bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!
Now everyone's attention is focused on me,
and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?




The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of his butt,
Grabbed the eighty bucks,
and left!!!!

"Good Old Red Hat Girls"

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Old 02-13-2007, 05:27 PM   #2
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Old 02-13-2007, 05:35 PM   #3
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mr 4x4 excellent story, my wife will get a kick outta that.
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Old 02-13-2007, 08:08 PM   #4
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough, cough, sniff* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was a good one.
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Old 02-13-2007, 08:11 PM   #5
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guys dancing around for money is sick!!
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Old 02-13-2007, 08:17 PM   #6
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How much was the Service Charge on that ATM transaction?
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:17 PM   #7
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Now that's funny. There are o lot of those Red Hat Girls here in Charleston. Party animals.
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:29 PM   #8
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What are Red Hat Girls ?
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:35 PM   #9
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I was wondering that too Amy.
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:12 PM   #10
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http://www.redhatsociety.com/

"Welcome to the place where there is fun after fifty (and before) for women of all walks of life. We believe silliness is the comedy relief of life and, since we are all in it together, we might as well join red-gloved hands and go for the gusto together. Underneath the frivolity, we share a bond of affection, forged by common life experiences and a genuine enthusiasm for wherever life takes us next."

There are a lot of them here in Charleston. Kind of like shriners in a way.

Here you go Tiny, alphabetical links to California chapters. Join up.
http://www.redhatsociety.com/searchPROC.lasso
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:14 PM   #11
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my hat's green, no gangs for me
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:20 PM   #12
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my hat's green, no gangs for me
Mine's green too, with a 4 leaf clover on it. They need clubs to be silly?
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:23 PM   #13
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Hey!!! Mine's got a 4 leaf clover on it, too. Says Irish.
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Mine doesn't say Irish. I figure the auburn hair sticking out from under the green hat says that.
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:36 PM   #15
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WE certainly don't !!!
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Nope, we certainly don't. It's a good thing.
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How much was the Service Charge on that ATM transaction?
A dingleberry?
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I would hate to think where the receipt comes from!
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eww people. just eww.
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this was emailed to me....
And you felt a strange and twisted need to pass it on to the rest of us?
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The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt...
I wonder what would have happened if it came back "Insuficant Funds"?
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guys dancing around for money is sick!!
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That's the stuff of nightmares right there. You should be flogged, sir.
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I'm such a geek, I thought they were talking about Linux Chicks

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