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Old 12-26-2006, 09:18 PM   #1
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Exclamation Military Friends- warning, explicit statements

This post is for everyone that has served or is currently in the military. I personally saw a lot of truth in it.

>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs MILITARY FRIENDS: Call
>your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried
>to pick up
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope
>that no one is late for the ride home.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shnikeys will happen, and set up rally
>points and an E & E route.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f
>up...but hey, that shower was fun as fleas!"
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your stuff.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who
>bought it in the first place.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and
>leave them alone.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and
>hope for the tag team.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relationship problems and hope it
>works out for you.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long hard road march, and
>will help you straighten it out better than Dr. Phil.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl behind your back.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Have spooned with you in the field more than your girl
>has, and would never even think about doing that.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed
>out of the bar.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you
>on the way out.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night,
>and are sorry you couldn't come.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along,
>and try to steal free drinks all night.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
>"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that st, you know we don't
>waste.. That's alcohol abuse!!!"
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after
>taking care of each other for so long.
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later
>"okay just one more".
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk to the person who talks sh about you.
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the f out!!
>CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
>MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
If there's a will, usually there's a way, but then you get to that bolt that you still can't get to with two extensions, two universal sockets, and a contorsionist midget trying to help you.

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Old 12-27-2006, 12:08 AM   #2
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i don't have any military friends, but by some of those statements, sounds like they should be.
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Old 12-27-2006, 08:01 AM   #3
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Civilian Friends: "Needs to check his attitude at the door."
"Military"(Army) Personnel: "Attitude Check---F*^* it!!!"

Well,that's we we use to say on Ft.Belvoir,Va....Hoo-AH!!!
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Thats so damn true, esp. in the Marine Corps
"They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can’t get away from us now!"
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Thats some funny and very true sh::. Were trouble but youll never have a better time.
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good stuff!

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