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Old 09-18-2008, 01:04 PM   #1
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mission failed... blue plastic cow still a threat

Mission Failed... I repeat Mission Failed..... please come dig me out of the ductwork, the cow is still operable....

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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — It wasn't the preferred way to enter the Knoxville Museum of Art, but Richard Anthony Smith told police he was on a mission. The 25-year-old Knoxville man called 911 from his cell phone before dawn Wednesday saying he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the museum roof, Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said.

Police and firefighters reached the roof, found a rope and cable and followed them to a vent shaft. Peering inside, they spotted Smith about 45 feet down.

"Mission failed," he told them.

Hoisted up and read his rights, Smith told police he was a "special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931" and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter, a police report said.
The Associated Press: Stuck 'agent' tells cops of secret bomb mission

Makes you wonder.

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Old 09-18-2008, 01:12 PM   #2
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Mission Failed... I repeat Mission Failed..... please come dig me out of the ductwork, the cow is still operable....



The Associated Press: Stuck 'agent' tells cops of secret bomb mission

Makes you wonder.
So super secret organizations give out badges for ID's now.. LOL

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His United States Illuminati special agent badge is 0931? Mine's 007. Looks like I've got him beaten by a few years........
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This is obviously a hoax! I'm a special agent from the United States Illuminati and I can tell you that our badge numbers don't go that high. And besides that, there are none of us in Tennessee. This is obviously some kid who reads too many comic books!

On a side note, I just want to say that people who impersonate special agents from the United States Illuminati really piss off those of us who have spent all the time and money to complete the Illuminati training correspondence course! We're the real U.S. Illuminati and we won't tolerate imposters.

Get a life little Dickie..... And watch your back!
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! OMFG! I want some of what that kid was smokin'!


An BTW... When I think of "Secret Agent" this image DOESN'T come to mind!

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Ooh! Ooh! Can I get on that list?!

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Ooh! Ooh! Can I get on that list?!

You know how to get in contact with me, I'll be sure to keep my tinfoil hat OFF during the next full moon!
They use a 10lb sledge to insert the chip in your head. It'll go right through the tin foil.
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Joking about the USI is not wise. The black helicopters are en route. Run.
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USI is serious bidness......
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We know where he lives. We're watching him right now......

We have men on the inside who can interrogate him and, if need be, eliminate his testimony.
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If he's married, he doesn't need his testicl....oh, you said testiMONY.
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You're all in trouble now.
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Mission failed indeed.
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Don't listen to her..... She is not USI.
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You wish. My badge is laminated.
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Waterboarding and body cavity searches for everyone....

Oh, wait. Someone is knocking on my door. I have to go.
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Which cereal box did it come off of?
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LOL this was great! it happened about 20 minutes from my house. Glad to know the Illuminatis are lookin out for us here. I could probably get you all some of whatever he was smokin, I have a cousin.....
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I have to say I do feel safer with ya'll out there protecting us from these fakes. Obviously he didn't know the super secret handshake or the cops would have let him go. I bet he gets the probe in jail.......
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Which cereal box did it come off of?
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This is obviously a hoax! I'm a special agent from the United States Illuminati and I can tell you that our badge numbers don't go that high. And besides that, there are none of us in Tennessee. This is obviously some kid who reads too many comic books!

On a side note, I just want to say that people who impersonate special agents from the United States Illuminati really piss off those of us who have spent all the time and money to complete the Illuminati training correspondence course! We're the real U.S. Illuminati and we won't tolerate imposters.

Get a life little Dickie..... And watch your back!
Actually his badge number corresponds to the official numbers of the Illuminutty!

He simply mispoke when he said Illuminati.
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I can't believe you are all still around. The "real" USI is probably information gathering. This is no joke. They don't take well to imposters. I suggest a complete change of identity pronto. I'm out.
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That's right.... Laugh it up! I told you that USI is serious bidness. Keep mocking us and see where it gets you. Without the USI you would all be in deep, deep trouble!
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Warning! I suspect Unlimited is an imposter. I suggest you all stay away from him. Bad things may happen. Shhh. Okay...now I'm out.

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