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Winter Willy the Holiday Hobo 6 22.22%
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Old 12-15-2009, 10:36 PM   #1
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Multi-denominational holiday character...

OK, since we're all having such a hard time getting along. It's time to pick your favorite multi-denominational hyped up consumer festival character.

Your choices are:

Winter Willy the Holiday Hobo


Winter Willy jimmies the lock on your tool shed and steals your weed whacker for booze money. Although, he always leaves a joyous reminder in the form of Festive Feces in your potted plants. So, kids... Make sure you leave Willy a nice pot in the yard or he may poop in you kiddie pool.

Betty the Holiday Yeti


Betty the Holiday Yeti leaves honkin' huge foot prints in your yard and loves to eat what ever treats you leave in the yard such as dogs, cats and the occasional goat. You'll feel the excitement as the sound of 8 tiny reindeer has been replaced by the foundation shattering rumbling from each giant step.

Jimmy the Jolly Jackass


Jimmy likes to come over and stay at your house for way longer than he was invited. Make sure to stock the fridge and the liquor cabinet cuz Jimmy can really pack it away. He'll also try to sleep with your sister so make sure you lock her bedroom door every night.

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Old 12-15-2009, 10:44 PM   #2
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i vote the jackass...at least he has his priorities straight.

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Old 12-15-2009, 11:04 PM   #3
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Winter Willy sounds like something you go to the doctor for.
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Jimmy the Jolly Jackass cause he sounds like he would fit right in with my group of friends
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Old 12-15-2009, 11:12 PM   #5
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Winter Willy sounds like something you go to the doctor for.
eww...lol

-um doc...I think I have a problem...(whips it out).
-Oh no...this isn't good, you have rare case of..WINTER WILLY.
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Jimmy. I need a drinking buddy
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Old 12-15-2009, 11:29 PM   #7
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I don't have a sister and I pilfer my friends wallets when they're passed out from drinking my (free) alcohol. So, Jimmy gets the nod.

Plus, I think we might be related already anyway....
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Winter Willy!!
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Your choices are:

Jimmy the Jolly Jackass


Jimmy likes to come over and stay at your house for way longer than he was invited. Make sure to stock the fridge and the liquor cabinet cuz Jimmy can really pack it away. He'll also try to sleep with your sister so make sure you lock her bedroom door every night.
Now THAT'S thinking with your DIPSTICK, Jimmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One more a$$ hanging around during the holidays isn't going to make that much of a difference.
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Old 12-16-2009, 08:08 AM   #11
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atleast with willy he leaves your fertalizer for presents and you dont have to worry about him trying to it hit with your girl and/or sister (and/or mom if hes a real jackass)
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I vote for Betty, we need more positive female role models. Besides, I have a thing for feet and hair.

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My vote goes for Jimmy. Another boozer around my family wouldn't make a difference. Besides he looks like he is one of those cool drunks to hang around and BS with.
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I don't need another jackass in my life, I simply can't vote for anyone named "Winter Willy", and I really don't care for my wife's cat, so I'm voting for Betty!
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Besides, I have a thing for feet and hair.

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Oh man... Turd! A little TMI.
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Besides, I have a thing for feet and hair.

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I would never have figured you for a pervy hobbit fancier. To each their own...
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I have a thing for cardboard and cigarettes that's why I chose Willy...god he's sexy...
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atleast with willy he leaves your fertalizer for presents and you dont have to worry about him trying to it hit with your girl and/or sister (and/or mom if hes a real jackass)
You've never heard of the Mexican Donkey show?

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