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Old 06-15-2009, 06:27 PM   #1
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:38 PM   #2
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Never thought of it that way. Hmmm.

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Old 06-15-2009, 06:39 PM   #3
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:26 PM   #4
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my top 5 in no particular order:

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(417): apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:39 PM   #5
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nice....is tramp stamp what i think it is? cuz i love that term now
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:16 PM   #6
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:20 PM   #7
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bingo, i love it.

oh, thanks for using yourself as the example btw
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:24 PM   #8
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no mine just says "Tramp Stamp" and it is written in a wooshey font.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:42 PM   #9
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i've got some more favs:

(201): just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.

(508): he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

this one is so wrong but it made me laugh pretty hard, i think i'm going to hell:
(314): There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
(818): Punch her baby.
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:12 PM   #10
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HEY!!! My Fraternity was in those texts....
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:05 AM   #11
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I was loving the punch the baby one also. There is some GREAT stuff on there. However I would prefer you all refrain from reposting some of the raunchier ones on here and just let people read for themselves.
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:38 AM   #12
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I think its an AZ thing
I swear I found FML and this months ago and now it seems like everyone in AZ knows about it lol
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Old 06-16-2009, 05:15 PM   #15
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I think I'm Pregnant...
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I think Hallmark should make "Congratulations on getting your Period cards" I think they would be quite popular.
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Old 06-16-2009, 05:47 PM   #16
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