OK, so tonight I'm officially OLD!!!
I had no trouble turning 30 or even 35 and so on...
I didn't get too upset when I first started to pluck gray hairs.
Hell, I didn't feel that old after I had that heart catherization...
But tonight.... I found myself squinting while looking at the board.
And without missing a beat, I reached for my glasses... The ones I only need for driving at night... I put em on just like I've done it a million times.
The bad thing is... The screen is still blurry.
Remember kids, live fast, die young! Because growing old is unhandy as hell!