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Old 07-27-2013, 03:37 PM   #1
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Okay, do I have to...

...turn in my man card? Just got back from getting a pedicure with my Honey. Feels so good to get those callous off my heels, and getting my toenails cut and dug out. Yea, I got clear polish too...

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...turn in my man card? Just got back from getting a pedicure with my Honey. Feels so good to get those callous off my heels, and getting my toenails cut and dug out. Yea, I got clear polish too...

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My wife has been trying to get me to get one but I hate feet.Even someone touching mine,mine are damn ugly.I will admit,I have dome MANnicures

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Old 07-27-2013, 04:43 PM   #3
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In a word, "yes". Moreover, cancel your sports package with whatever cable or satellite provider you have, shatter your golf clubs, erase all the porn off your laptop...

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Yes! That'll do it. Baked potato with sour cream, with a beer, while watching ESPN
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:53 PM   #6
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I got a gift certificate from my girlfriend for some foot care (pedicure) stuff a few years back. Personally, they didn't do much for me as I already had trimmed my nails so short that they couldn't do much in the first place. Based on my experience, I have gained more of my manhood back because it taught me one thing: Only YOU can take care of your feet right... LOL
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You were good until you said "clear polish". As a man, you are required to call it "clear coat".

I have, in fact, had my feet done thrice in the past three years and I like it. Actually thinking I'll go again before my next date - if and when that ever happens, lol!
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Sad.

Sorry, you don't get an opinion until you have 50 posts. Especially a negative one with no humor involved.

I uncomfortably had one while on vacation with my wife several years ago. It was in a different country so it didn't really count.
And yeah, the "clear polish" ending may have caused a bit of estrogen to leak out.
It's only cool if you paint your nails black, Goth like, hey maybe next time you can plasti-dip them....
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I 9 year old daughter does my nails all the time. She likes to practice on me. Usually I end up with 10 different colors. It drives my son nuts. LOL
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Pedicure and nail polish? Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you probably never had a man card to turn in...







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I 9 year old daughter does my nails all the time. She likes to practice on me. Usually I end up with 10 different colors. It drives my son nuts. LOL
If your daughter does it, mancard remains intact. I'd let my girl braid, paint, pluck, exfoliate, mani/pedicure me anytime! I believe, if I treat her right, she'll find someone that will treat her right. (Daddy can sleep through the teenage years!)
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...turn in my man card?

Let's see ...


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Yea, I got clear polish too.


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X2. You lost me at polish.
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Yea, I got clear polish too...


Okay, but in my defense, she was a really cute Asian chick, and I was fixated on her cleavage and got distracted. Before I knew what was happening, she was painting...

We're going shooting this morning, does that help?

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hey maybe next time you can plasti-dip them....
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Old 07-30-2013, 03:31 PM   #22
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Okay, but in my defense, she was a really cute Asian chick, and I was fixated on her cleavage and got distracted. Before I knew what was happening, she was painting...

That is a good defense but after you snapped out of it you should have demanded removal ... of the polish.


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We're going shooting this morning, does that help?

It depends on what you're shooting. 22lr, no. 500 magnum, yes.
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That is a good defense but after you snapped out of it you should have demanded removal ... of the polish.





It depends on what you're shooting. 22lr, no. 500 magnum, yes.
We were shooting .45 ACP out of a Kimber Desert Warrior at steel targets and 5.56 from a Colt AR. I was thinking about removing something, but it wasn't the polish.
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Sorry, you don't get an opinion until you have 50 posts. Especially a negative one with no humor involved.

I uncomfortably had one while on vacation with my wife several years ago. It was in a different country so it didn't really count.
And yeah, the "clear polish" ending may have caused a bit of estrogen to leak out.
It's only cool if you paint your nails black, Goth like, hey maybe next time you can plasti-dip them....
Sorry you don't get an opinion until you have 15,000 posts

Just kidding.


I'm not for it, but whatever floats your boat. The polish was a little much for me. This is one of those don't ask don't tell kinda things.
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There IS one sure fire way to keep your card...after said "polishing" you were with a lady person intimately and she commented that it was your nails that sealed the deal.....other than that, next time call it clear coat or DADT....
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There IS one sure fire way to keep your card...after said "polishing" you were with a lady person intimately and she commented that it was your nails that sealed the deal.....other than that, next time call it clear coat or DADT....
Actually, my lady was the one who suggested the procedure in the first place, and brought me there. And we were quite intimate that night, I can only put two and two together!
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Actually, my lady was the one who suggested the procedure in the first place, and brought me there. And we were quite intimate that night, I can only put two and two together!
Gotta give a little to get a little....
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In that case, I think the man committee can agree to put you on probation......but we can't protect you the next time!
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