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Old 12-12-2007, 05:02 PM   #1
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From an e-mail I just got:

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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at
him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When
the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter
old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my dad, I
quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response;
knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I
was just wondering if you were my son.'



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Old 12-12-2007, 05:12 PM   #2
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that's funny..i don't care who you are

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Old 12-12-2007, 05:30 PM   #3
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HEY!!! What's with the sig line???


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Old 12-12-2007, 05:45 PM   #4
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Old 12-12-2007, 06:22 PM   #5
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Lesson to be learned. If you post it, it is public domain.
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Old 12-12-2007, 07:27 PM   #6
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Old 12-12-2007, 07:30 PM   #7
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Great reply I love that.
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:34 PM   #8
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:44 PM   #9
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good joke.
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:39 PM   #10
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:31 PM   #11
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I already am!

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Old 12-13-2007, 10:48 PM   #12
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sgnellet ur sig is too long, you post twice in a thread and its a full page long!
j/k
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