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Old 09-05-2013, 10:51 PM   #181
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Always drink up stream from the heard.
Rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock.
Close enough for government work.
Don't count you're chickens before they hatch.
Don't stick your damn nose where it dont belong.
Forgive your enemies, it really f**ks with their heads.

My personal favorite from my dad.

Tighter than a gnat's ass stretched over a rain barrel.

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Old 09-06-2013, 07:37 AM   #182
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Reminds me of a classic SNL skit, "Who's More Grizzled" with Robert Duvall and Garth Brooks.

Who's More Grizzled?


"I don't much cotton to these computers today."

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Old 09-06-2013, 07:46 AM   #183
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The best part of you was a brown stain on the mattress the day you were conceived.

She will give change for 2 bits when your done.

F.U.B.A.R.

Dam the Torpedo's, full steam ahead &
Screw the Torpedo's, all slow ahead.
(Both of these sayings are true words spoken by ships captains during different wars)
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Old 09-06-2013, 03:30 PM   #184
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You are just like two peas in a pod.
You are as slow as a turtle.
Do you have ants in your pants?
Three strikes and you are out.
He who laughs last laughs loudest.
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Old 09-06-2013, 03:45 PM   #185
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That went in smoother than goose shit on a glass table




It'll be ready quicker than 2 jiggles of a jack rabbit's ass.
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Old 09-06-2013, 06:44 PM   #186
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I used to bring home quite a bit of poor report cards from school for him to sign. He used to tell me

"you wanna dig ditches for a living??"

Fast forward a couple years I joined the military, he was pretty happy about that since he served 30, he got a laugh when sent him a picture of me digging a ditch (foxhole).
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Old 09-06-2013, 07:15 PM   #187
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Slicker than whale snot on a doorknob
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Old 09-06-2013, 08:29 PM   #188
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We all heard of somebody with a green thumb... my pops always says they could grow grass on a doorknob.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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“Coming of age in a fascist police state will not be a barrel of fun for anybody, much less for people like me, who are not inclined to suffer Nazis gladly and feel only contempt for the cowardly flag-suckers who would gladly give up their outdated freedom to live for the mess of pottage they have been conned into believing will be freedom from fear.”
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Old 09-06-2013, 08:31 PM   #189
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Couldnt pull a limp d$$k outta a jar of vaseline
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Old 09-06-2013, 08:49 PM   #190
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Never $h*t where you eat (be clean &/or dont bad mouth work because its putting food on your table &/or be careful bout what and where you do certain things)

Never dip your pen in the company ink (never get in relationships with people you work with)

Dont eat the yellow snow!
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Old 09-07-2013, 09:28 AM   #191
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Thats about as handy as a screen door on a submarine.
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Old 09-07-2013, 10:54 AM   #192
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Never play poker with a man whose first name is a city.
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Old 09-07-2013, 11:01 AM   #193
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Not as much old timer but still funny. "he who is last, shall be sideways and smiling." - Jeremy Clarkson. (talking about cars)
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Old 09-07-2013, 11:02 AM   #194
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That boy could fall face-first in a barrel of titties and come up sucking his thumb...
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Old 09-07-2013, 11:10 AM   #195
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Not as much old timer but still funny. "he who is last, shall be sideways and smiling." - Jeremy Clarkson. (talking about cars)
Love it
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Old 09-07-2013, 11:14 AM   #196
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When asked, "Waddaya know". I often reply, "That all the meat on a hogs @$$ is pork!" Most often I will get a blank stare.
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Old 09-07-2013, 11:48 AM   #197
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First bucket of milk always going to the calves.
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:17 PM   #198
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My mom would make me and my brother go pick our switches that'd she would then use on us. And she'd always tell us lord have mercy on us if she had to go find one because we brought her one that wasn't whip like enough. Lol dear old mom rip,

Son of a biscuit eater!
Palm itchy, maybe you're gonna get some money.
Spare the rod spoil the child.
Back in my day...
You're gonna eat what I cook and like it!

Old southern lady for ya
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Old 09-07-2013, 11:28 PM   #199
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Never heard this one till to tonight. "Tighter than a dicks hat band" . Wth had to google it .
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“Coming of age in a fascist police state will not be a barrel of fun for anybody, much less for people like me, who are not inclined to suffer Nazis gladly and feel only contempt for the cowardly flag-suckers who would gladly give up their outdated freedom to live for the mess of pottage they have been conned into believing will be freedom from fear.”
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:35 PM   #201
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“Coming of age in a fascist police state will not be a barrel of fun for anybody, much less for people like me, who are not inclined to suffer Nazis gladly and feel only contempt for the cowardly flag-suckers who would gladly give up their outdated freedom to live for the mess of pottage they have been conned into believing will be freedom from fear.”
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Old 09-09-2013, 02:35 AM   #202
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Good enough for the girls we go with! (as long as the ladies aren't around of course)
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Old 09-14-2013, 11:33 AM   #204
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Take what everybody says with a grain of salt.
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:38 PM   #205
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You are making a mountain out of a mole hill.
Listen, before you speak.
Children are to be seen and not heard.
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Old 09-16-2013, 06:56 PM   #206
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If you can stand the heat, then get out of the kitchen.
Look me in the eyes, HELLO.
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:41 PM   #207
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Thats as useless as pants on a hooker.
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Old 09-16-2013, 09:56 PM   #208
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Quit rubbing salt in my wound.
From now on, it's all up hill.
Two heads are better than one.
It takes two too tango.
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Old 09-17-2013, 11:19 AM   #209
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Boy, you would f*ck up a wet dream.

A blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
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Same old, Rat in a drain ditch, Caught on a limb
You know better, But i know him
Like I told you, What I said
Steal Your Face right off your head.
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Old 09-17-2013, 11:53 AM   #210
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Go ahead and lean on me.
Yes, I will give you a helping hand.
I will scratch your back, if you will scratch mine.
Cross my palm with some cash.

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