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Old 08-14-2014, 10:02 AM   #211
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What muddy gene puddle did you swim outa?

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Old 08-15-2014, 08:57 AM   #215
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Old 08-15-2014, 10:48 PM   #217
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Old 08-16-2014, 11:03 AM   #219
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Old 08-16-2014, 01:02 PM   #220
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To someone who thinks they know more than you:
I've spilled more than you'll ever drink.
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Old 08-17-2014, 07:42 AM   #222
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One of my Grandpa's favorite sayings " Son, don't waste your time polishing a turd. When you're finished all you'll have is a shinny piece of shit "
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If you want to run with the big dogs, quit pissing like a puppy.
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone.
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Old 08-17-2014, 06:41 PM   #224
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Old 08-17-2014, 08:42 PM   #225
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Old 08-17-2014, 09:51 PM   #226
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Old 08-17-2014, 10:50 PM   #228
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Old 08-18-2014, 12:00 AM   #229
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Old 08-19-2014, 03:01 PM   #230
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Old 08-19-2014, 07:58 PM   #231
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^^^^bet you're a better man for it.
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Old 08-20-2014, 08:18 AM   #232
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^^^^bet you're a better man for it.
Yeah, I think I turned out pretty good. I have enough sense to drive a Jeep.
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:59 AM   #233
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Old 08-21-2014, 01:05 AM   #234
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Old 08-21-2014, 01:06 AM   #235
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"six of one, half a dozen of the other"

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Old 08-21-2014, 01:10 AM   #236
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"Sabe mas el diablo por viejo que por diablo"
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Old 08-21-2014, 08:39 AM   #237
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^^^no speaka taco^^^
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Old 08-21-2014, 10:28 AM   #238
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"Sabe mas el diablo por viejo que por diablo"
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^^^no speaka taco^^^
According to Google: "The devil knows more for being old than for devil"
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Old 08-21-2014, 02:17 PM   #239
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According to Google: "The devil knows more for being old than for devil"

Lololol I was waiting for that! And that's close enough^
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Old 08-22-2014, 06:18 AM   #240
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It could be raining soup and I would be caught with a fork.

Dumber than a bag of hammers.

He aint the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Is a frogs @$$ watertight?

Busier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

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