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11-27-2007, 08:42 AM
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| Opportune times to yell "Sparta!":...because it's too funny to let die!
Opportune times to yell "Sparta!":
- while defending Sparta
- while defending Greece
- while kicking an emissary down a bottomless pit
- while leading the Spartan army into battle
- while in the Phalanx formation
- before chugging a beer
- after chugging a beer
- at random people walking down the street
- before taking a final exam
- in a crowded elevator
- during an orgasm
- in the middle of a heist
- while battling a monkey
- while brushing your teeth
- while waiting in line at a dining hall
- with a mouth full of cereal and milk
- the minute quiet hours start
- in your roommates ear when he/she falls asleep
- when you see someone get shanked
- while receiving a bj
- while giving a bj?
- in the shower
- in a public bathroom
- when the teacher calls on you
- when the teacher doesn't call on you
- when receiving the nobel peace prize
- when answering the phone
- after motorboating a bitch
- while motorboating a bitch?
- during a nasty case of diahrea (machine gun shits)
- while out to dinner with girlfriends parents
- Prior to introductions with someone new (ex. SPARTA!!!!!!....Hi, I'm Paul)
- While getting on a ski lift
- After winning an eating/drinking contest
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11-27-2007, 09:00 AM
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My filter suddenly kicked in......
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lose and loose are not interchangeable • it’s weird, not wierd • their is possessive, they’re is a contraction for “they are”, there is a place or idea
your and you’re, if you figured out their and they’re you’ve got it
it’s is a contraction, its is a possessive • definitely has no a and ridiculous has no e • effect is a noun, affect is a verb
whether and weather are not the same • alot is not a word • then is all about time, than is all about comparison
two, too, and to are not just spelled differently for fun
Last edited by tiny terror; 11-27-2007 at 09:05 AM.
Reason: i shouldn't say what I'm thinking sometimes.
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11-27-2007, 09:15 AM
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#3 | | I luv bourbonz!
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11-27-2007, 09:38 AM
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Forget the filter - we want to hear what is on your mind! 
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11-27-2007, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by emills  Forget the filter - we want to hear what is on your mind! |
I'm sure you're one of the few. 
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lose and loose are not interchangeable • it’s weird, not wierd • their is possessive, they’re is a contraction for “they are”, there is a place or idea
your and you’re, if you figured out their and they’re you’ve got it
it’s is a contraction, its is a possessive • definitely has no a and ridiculous has no e • effect is a noun, affect is a verb
whether and weather are not the same • alot is not a word • then is all about time, than is all about comparison
two, too, and to are not just spelled differently for fun
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11-27-2007, 10:00 AM
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#6 | | Jeeper
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Or one of the many
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11-27-2007, 12:18 PM
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#7 | | Jeeper
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C'mon Tiny, bring it on! 
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11-27-2007, 12:20 PM
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#8 | | Jeeper
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Just before the charge into a mud bog.
SPARTA!! 
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With 4 hoes,
That touch mo bread than Togo's
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11-27-2007, 01:39 PM
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#9 | | Jeeper
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I wasn't yelling 'Sparta' as I was cleaning out all the water from my dizzy though. 
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11-27-2007, 03:40 PM
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11-27-2007, 04:10 PM
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i'm goin to colorado in december to ski, will def be yelling sparta as i get on the lift. or maybe right before i run someone over as i come down the slopes. you know say it just in time for them to turn and look, then WHAM
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11-27-2007, 04:31 PM
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#12 | | Jeeper
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Use your ski poles like spears. SPARTA!!!
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11-27-2007, 04:47 PM
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#13 | | I luv bourbonz!
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11-27-2007, 07:22 PM
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11-27-2007, 07:51 PM
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cain - nice hoodie. I want a Sam Adams one.
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11-27-2007, 09:24 PM
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Some of those are hilarious.
How many saw the movie and what did you think of it?
I didn't care for how exaggerated it was until somebody pointed out that it's the story as told by the one survivor, of coarse he's going to exaggerate it.
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11-27-2007, 09:35 PM
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I did! Oh, you know what I thought of it, huh.
ETA: Opportune times to yell "Sparta!"
While giving birth.
Before jumping into the ball pit at McDonalds
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11-27-2007, 10:27 PM
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McDonald's has a ball pit!? I wanna go THERE! The ones here only have crappy playgrounds that smell like pee!
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11-27-2007, 10:32 PM
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#20 | | Jeeper
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Originally Posted by ripbiker13 McDonald's has a ball pit!? I wanna go THERE! The ones here only have crappy playgrounds that smell like pee! | You are too big! The limit is 41" IIRC, so Tiny is still OK, but the rest of us are out, and yes, they still smell like piss!
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11-27-2007, 10:37 PM
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I was being polite and saying "pee." And I'm too big yes, but I like to play with my daughter!
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11-28-2007, 08:56 AM
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#22 | | Jeeper
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Ok CCAIN thats just toooo funny An SGN you might want to try to hide in the ball pit after that stint about you know who "so Tiny is still OK"
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11-28-2007, 09:02 AM
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#23 | | I luv bourbonz!
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Originally Posted by amy ETA: Opportune times to yell "Sparta!"
While giving birth. | | |
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11-28-2007, 09:03 AM
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I am too tall to play in the ball pit. So there. Pfffffffffft.
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lose and loose are not interchangeable • it’s weird, not wierd • their is possessive, they’re is a contraction for “they are”, there is a place or idea
your and you’re, if you figured out their and they’re you’ve got it
it’s is a contraction, its is a possessive • definitely has no a and ridiculous has no e • effect is a noun, affect is a verb
whether and weather are not the same • alot is not a word • then is all about time, than is all about comparison
two, too, and to are not just spelled differently for fun
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11-28-2007, 12:23 PM
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#25 | | Jeeper
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Originally Posted by KicknJeep Ok CCAIN thats just toooo funny An SGN you might want to try to hide in the ball pit after that stint about you know who "so Tiny is still OK" | Yeah, I don't fit in there!
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11-28-2007, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by tiny terror I am too tall to play in the ball pit. So there. Pfffffffffft. | Only when you wear your high heeled hiking boots!
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11-28-2007, 01:19 PM
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Five one is plenty tall enough to reach anything I need.... and it's tall enough to make you cry like a little girl.
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lose and loose are not interchangeable • it’s weird, not wierd • their is possessive, they’re is a contraction for “they are”, there is a place or idea
your and you’re, if you figured out their and they’re you’ve got it
it’s is a contraction, its is a possessive • definitely has no a and ridiculous has no e • effect is a noun, affect is a verb
whether and weather are not the same • alot is not a word • then is all about time, than is all about comparison
two, too, and to are not just spelled differently for fun
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11-28-2007, 03:00 PM
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#28 | | Jeeper
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Originally Posted by tiny terror Five one is plenty tall enough to reach anything I need.... and it's tall enough to make you cry like a little girl. | Mm-hm, there you go again, promises, promises! 
I sense a little bit of a complex here, someone who calls herself Tiny, but then gets defensive about her height when teased.... 
Ah, what the hell, who cares, at least she isn't some kind of neurotic co-dependent whack job!  I'm just playing, but if it really bothers you, say so and I'll leave it alone. I was just having a bit of fun.
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11-28-2007, 03:10 PM
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She's not kidding... she will bite you on the ankle something fierce.
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11-28-2007, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by sgnellett Mm-hm, there you go again, promises, promises!
I sense a little bit of a complex here, someone who calls herself Tiny, but then gets defensive about her height when teased....
Ah, what the hell, who cares, at least she isn't some kind of neurotic co-dependent whack job! I'm just playing, but if it really bothers you, say so and I'll leave it alone. I was just having a bit of fun. |
Naw, no problem. I'm just playing along. I didn't give myself that name. I earned it in fight class.... there were a few others I choose not to say, but tiny terror was the one that stuck. Quote:
Originally Posted by 02Prove She's not kidding... she will bite you on the ankle something fierce. | Told you I got tossed out of Jujitsu, it was because I bit someone and then punched 'im in the face...... he wouldn't let me up.
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lose and loose are not interchangeable • it’s weird, not wierd • their is possessive, they’re is a contraction for “they are”, there is a place or idea
your and you’re, if you figured out their and they’re you’ve got it
it’s is a contraction, its is a possessive • definitely has no a and ridiculous has no e • effect is a noun, affect is a verb
whether and weather are not the same • alot is not a word • then is all about time, than is all about comparison
two, too, and to are not just spelled differently for fun
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