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Old 11-27-2007, 08:42 AM   #1
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Opportune times to yell "Sparta!":...because it's too funny to let die!

Opportune times to yell "Sparta!":

- while defending Sparta
- while defending Greece
- while kicking an emissary down a bottomless pit
- while leading the Spartan army into battle
- while in the Phalanx formation
- before chugging a beer
- after chugging a beer
- at random people walking down the street
- before taking a final exam
- in a crowded elevator
- during an orgasm
- in the middle of a heist
- while battling a monkey
- while brushing your teeth
- while waiting in line at a dining hall
- with a mouth full of cereal and milk
- the minute quiet hours start
- in your roommates ear when he/she falls asleep
- when you see someone get shanked
- while receiving a bj
- while giving a bj?
- in the shower
- in a public bathroom
- when the teacher calls on you
- when the teacher doesn't call on you
- when receiving the nobel peace prize
- when answering the phone
- after motorboating a bitch
- while motorboating a bitch?
- during a nasty case of diahrea (machine gun shits)
- while out to dinner with girlfriends parents
- Prior to introductions with someone new (ex. SPARTA!!!!!!....Hi, I'm Paul)
- While getting on a ski lift
- After winning an eating/drinking contest

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Old 11-27-2007, 09:00 AM   #2
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My filter suddenly kicked in......

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Old 11-27-2007, 09:15 AM   #3
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Stupid filter...
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Old 11-27-2007, 09:38 AM   #4
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Forget the filter - we want to hear what is on your mind!
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Forget the filter - we want to hear what is on your mind!

I'm sure you're one of the few.
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:18 PM   #7
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C'mon Tiny, bring it on!
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And the most important safety, I never put my booger hook on the bang switch unless I'm ready to fire.
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:20 PM   #8
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Just before the charge into a mud bog.
SPARTA!!
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Old 11-27-2007, 01:39 PM   #9
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I wasn't yelling 'Sparta' as I was cleaning out all the water from my dizzy though.
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i'm goin to colorado in december to ski, will def be yelling sparta as i get on the lift. or maybe right before i run someone over as i come down the slopes. you know say it just in time for them to turn and look, then WHAM
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Use your ski poles like spears. SPARTA!!!
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:47 PM   #13
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While eating "PIE"

Tonight we dine at the "Y"!!!!

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cain - nice hoodie. I want a Sam Adams one.
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Some of those are hilarious.

How many saw the movie and what did you think of it?
I didn't care for how exaggerated it was until somebody pointed out that it's the story as told by the one survivor, of coarse he's going to exaggerate it.
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I did! Oh, you know what I thought of it, huh.

ETA: Opportune times to yell "Sparta!"
While giving birth.
Before jumping into the ball pit at McDonalds
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McDonald's has a ball pit!? I wanna go THERE! The ones here only have crappy playgrounds that smell like pee!
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McDonald's has a ball pit!? I wanna go THERE! The ones here only have crappy playgrounds that smell like pee!
You are too big! The limit is 41" IIRC, so Tiny is still OK, but the rest of us are out, and yes, they still smell like piss!
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And the most important safety, I never put my booger hook on the bang switch unless I'm ready to fire.
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I was being polite and saying "pee." And I'm too big yes, but I like to play with my daughter!
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Ok CCAIN thats just toooo funny An SGN you might want to try to hide in the ball pit after that stint about you know who "so Tiny is still OK"
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:02 AM   #23
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ETA: Opportune times to yell "Sparta!"
While giving birth.

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I am too tall to play in the ball pit. So there. Pfffffffffft.
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Ok CCAIN thats just toooo funny An SGN you might want to try to hide in the ball pit after that stint about you know who "so Tiny is still OK"
Yeah, I don't fit in there!
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I am too tall to play in the ball pit. So there. Pfffffffffft.
Only when you wear your high heeled hiking boots!
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Old 11-28-2007, 01:19 PM   #27
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Five one is plenty tall enough to reach anything I need.... and it's tall enough to make you cry like a little girl.
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:00 PM   #28
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Five one is plenty tall enough to reach anything I need.... and it's tall enough to make you cry like a little girl.
Mm-hm, there you go again, promises, promises!


I sense a little bit of a complex here, someone who calls herself Tiny, but then gets defensive about her height when teased....



Ah, what the hell, who cares, at least she isn't some kind of neurotic co-dependent whack job! I'm just playing, but if it really bothers you, say so and I'll leave it alone. I was just having a bit of fun.
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:10 PM   #29
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She's not kidding... she will bite you on the ankle something fierce.
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Mm-hm, there you go again, promises, promises!


I sense a little bit of a complex here, someone who calls herself Tiny, but then gets defensive about her height when teased....



Ah, what the hell, who cares, at least she isn't some kind of neurotic co-dependent whack job! I'm just playing, but if it really bothers you, say so and I'll leave it alone. I was just having a bit of fun.


Naw, no problem. I'm just playing along. I didn't give myself that name. I earned it in fight class.... there were a few others I choose not to say, but tiny terror was the one that stuck.


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She's not kidding... she will bite you on the ankle something fierce.
Told you I got tossed out of Jujitsu, it was because I bit someone and then punched 'im in the face...... he wouldn't let me up.

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