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Old 05-05-2009, 10:18 AM   #31
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Hey, that's a nice Willy you have.... Would you like to drive mine?
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Old 05-05-2009, 11:14 AM   #32
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Sorry I drive a TJ.

I would buy you a drink, but Id be jealous of the glass.
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Old 05-05-2009, 11:14 AM   #33
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Hey, that picture of your daughter looks like Ernest Borgnine…
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Old 05-05-2009, 11:48 AM   #34
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I don't believe in lines...can we get out of here and talk?
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:00 PM   #35
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WHAT! THE MUSIC IN HERE IS TOO LOUD!!

*looks @ shirt tag* just what i thought....made in china.
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:06 PM   #36
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No, made in America.....


Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:02 PM   #37
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Yeah, I have that effect on me. Tell me more!

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Old 05-05-2009, 01:18 PM   #38
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are you trying to say that i am snotty?

are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:24 PM   #39
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I know hah...............

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:26 PM   #40
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you smell kinda like my toilet water at home.

is that a ladder in your pants, or is it a stairway to heaven?
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:27 PM   #41
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Why......... yes it is.

You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:38 PM   #42
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I already have one a$$hole in my pants... Why would I want two?

Nice shoes... Wanna @#%$?
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:42 PM   #43
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Thanks for noticing my shoes.

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Old 05-05-2009, 01:54 PM   #44
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^ I get that a lot...

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Old 05-05-2009, 08:10 PM   #45
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no horses smell.


Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:08 PM   #46
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It does smell a little...

You must be the Matrix because I am the one.
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Old 05-06-2009, 06:41 AM   #47
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ya, the one that i'm rejecting.

Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
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Old 05-06-2009, 07:19 AM   #48
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no...cause you must have traveling farts! PHEW!

I know you must get this a lot but you have the most beautiful eyes...
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Old 05-06-2009, 07:23 AM   #49
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so why do you keep looking at my chest?

come here often?
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Yep, but I'm leaving here now!
I'm gonna ride you like a Harley...
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:26 AM   #51
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good to know because the cheapest ride i offer is over $10K too.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:57 AM   #52
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No Im crying cause you smell like farts.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you.
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:19 AM   #53
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no, actually the room is on fire.


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Old 05-06-2009, 10:26 AM   #54
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Why? Do you need a tooth pulled?


Do you know the difference between male genitalia and a chicken leg? No??? Wanna go on a picnic?
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:45 AM   #55
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I hate chicken.


The word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word.
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:23 PM   #56
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My word of the day is money and my legs wont come into the equation until you spread a bunch of my word.


Wanna get a pizza and f$%#? What? You don't like pizza?
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:55 PM   #57
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My word of the day is money and my legs wont come into the equation until you spread a bunch of my word.


Wanna get a pizza and f$%#? What? You don't like pizza?
No thanks, that definitely isn't enough sausage to fill me up.

If beauty were white trash, you'd be a whole trailer park

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Old 05-07-2009, 06:50 AM   #58
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glad i'm not your wife.


I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
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You're as sweet as crap, but look like pudding? What?

Have you ever met another man who can lick his eyebrows?
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Old 05-07-2009, 08:18 AM   #60
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yes, at the special olympics, but he was far less "special" than you.

wanna date me?
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