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Old 05-04-2009, 08:30 PM   #1
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Read carefully.

Here's how this works...

Post up your best pick up line.

The next poster either accepts or rejects your line - and then posts up his/her best line.

Keep it PG-13

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Old 05-04-2009, 08:36 PM   #2
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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

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Old 05-04-2009, 08:38 PM   #3
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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
girl, you'd get lost going to the bathroom.


if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put i next to u.
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:45 PM   #4
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If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:47 PM   #5
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can i see the tag on your shirt?......oh nothing, i was just seeing if you were made in heaven.
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:48 PM   #6
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Read carefully.
You didn't answer Jpdoc's line. And don't pay attention to the gender of the person posting, just respond to the line.

If you told me I had a nice body, I'd slap you.

Be unique and different, say yes.
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:49 PM   #7
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NO!! touch and me and die...AAHHHHHH!
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:49 PM   #8
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:52 PM   #9
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no way....



Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:53 PM   #10
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You guys could screw up a trainwreck!

Pay attention.
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:53 PM   #11
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mmmm, feisty, i like that

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:04 PM   #12
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What, I can't have both?

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

(I cheated. This is what happens when people with IQ's equal to or less than the room temperature post on a forum)
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:10 PM   #13
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Yes, I mind!

Hey.........
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:11 PM   #14
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eeew.

is that a banana in your pocket...or do you just need a new pair of pants?
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:15 PM   #15
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Can I have yours?

This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.

(You have to excuse me, I'm a little out of practice---I've been married 32 years.)
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its a banana, i just went grocery shopping

thats a nice dress....it would look great on my floor.
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:19 PM   #17
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This isn't a dress, it's a muumuu. I like you, you have taste in us large girls.

Hey did you just drop my wallet? Here let me pick it up for you.
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:21 PM   #18
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mugger

i just lost my phone number, can i have yours?
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:21 PM   #19
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867-5309, my name is jenny

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:24 PM   #20
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a tiger with a twitch?

what do you want for breakfast when we wake up, eggs or pancakes?
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:25 PM   #21
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i'm not sure let me ask the guy i'm taking home w/ me.

Do you have a quarter? I told my boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:28 PM   #22
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^that was good

call collect

are you from tennessee? cuz you're the only 10 i see.
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:33 PM   #23
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No, I'm from -------- but I must be in hell, now.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:37 PM   #24
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i don't date retards

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:49 PM   #25
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i don't date retards

Yeah, that would be kind of like incest!

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did it hurt? when you fell from heaven
Not as bad as it'll hurt when I kick you in the nutz.

Are you an astronaut cause your butt is out of this world.
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Not as bad as it'll hurt when I kick you in the nutz.

Are you an astronaut cause your butt is out of this world.
Yeah, I know I have a fine ass.


Hey baby, are you from Idaho? Cuz you sure got nice taters. Score, best of all time.
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no, but i did grow them myself.

Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
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no, but i did grow them myself.

Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
elponitnatsnoc

is there a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants.
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no your face just looks like an ass.


hi. you'll do.

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