Police report from my home town...
My wife is always reading the on-line newspaper from our home town of Nacogdoches TX. this is an actual police report in the paper today:
Theft, 3700 block of Woden Road. A known person took a purse during a disturbance. The person later returned the purse, but the gold teeth inside the purse were missing.
my luck is so bad, It could be raining tits and I would get hit in the head with a dick!