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Old 12-16-2009, 04:42 PM   #1
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post some funny riddles and see if anyone gets em

whats the weirdest place to run into a homeless person at?

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Old 12-16-2009, 05:36 PM   #2
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Old 12-16-2009, 05:40 PM   #3
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whats the weirdest place to run into a homeless person at?
I guess it all depends on whether or not you're driving when you run into them... But I would say "at home".

Why are most people like a beer bottle?
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Old 12-16-2009, 05:52 PM   #4
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Why are most people like a beer bottle?
Because elephants cant scratch their backs.
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Because elephants cant scratch their backs.
Nope... 'Cuz their empty from the neck up!


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what do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
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Old 12-16-2009, 07:01 PM   #7
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what do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quatro, sinko... meh, I got nothin'
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What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a protitute with diarrhea?

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Old 12-16-2009, 07:50 PM   #9
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I guess it all depends on whether or not you're driving when you run into them... But I would say "at home".

Why are most people like a beer bottle?
a coinstar
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What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a protitute with diarrhea?

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One you shuck between fits, and the other you, um, stay a long way away from.
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How much dirt is in a hole 11 feet by 12 feet by 3 feet?
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How much dirt is in a hole 11 feet by 12 feet by 3 feet?
are you serious?
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There's no dirt in the hole. It's a hole.

What has it got in its pocketsses?

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