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Old 09-23-2010, 07:37 AM   #1
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Quote of the Day

A friend sent this to me this morning, and I had to share. Not only is it funny and true for its own meaning, but keep in mind many of us think of our Jeeps as "girls", so you'd better take good care of your girl, or you might get "more back" than you want....
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t!

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Take care of your Jeep, and she will be good to you.....just sayin'.



 

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Old 09-23-2010, 07:42 AM   #2
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Nice! I like it!
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If you give her a credit card, she will bring you into a world of debt.....
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If you give her a credit card, she will bring you into a world of debt.....
Your woman, or your Jeep? I am willing to bet, BOTH!
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:33 AM   #6
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Happiness is a Barrett M82A1 .50 caliber and a target at least a click out........

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You are killing me Cavey!
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I was waiting for an influx of estrogen to start attacking the gentleman who posted the comment about the credit card.......
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She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.


 
That's a fact.
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Oh--nah, we would just prove him RIGHT.

If a man handed me a credit card, oh...the things I could buy....

MULTIPLIED....
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That's a fact.

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................................and this thread goes straight to the gutter.....................

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If I give her some money will she multiply that??
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We have a dry erase board in our kitchen for things we need, notes and such and my wife wrote that on there weeks ago and it's still there. Not sure what she's trying to tell me Hmmm
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We have a dry erase board in our kitchen for things we need, notes and such and my wife wrote that on there weeks ago and it's still there. Not sure what she's trying to tell me Hmmm
Shes just waiting for you to remind her to go get that stuff
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Never. Never, ever, ever!
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haha so true, but if I give a woman my credit card she will not be able to buy a lot. I have a low limit on mine. This makes sure I do not over spend
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If I giver her a H3, will she give me a Wrangler?
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Nope. But I bet if you give her a Wrangler, she will give you a "hummer"....
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Have fun gang...my sweet baby girl is nekkid and screaming to be driven....

I will be back on later!
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Nope. But I bet if you give her a Wrangler, she will give you a "hummer"....
Great pick up!!! Blade is that what you were aiming for?
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Not really, but sounds good!!
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You handed it to me on a freakin' silver platter...whaddya expect?

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