Random things I think about when bored... - Jeep Wrangler Forum
Jeep Wrangler Forum

Go Back   Jeep Wrangler Forum > General Discussion Forums > Off-Topic

Join Wrangler Forum Today


Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools

Please support our sponsors and let them know you heard about them on WranglerForum.com
Old 06-08-2012, 02:16 PM   #1
Jeeper
 
iluvshoes's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 1,378
Random things I think about when bored...

1) Why do young people these days wear their pants handing around their bottoms, showing me their boxers?


2) Why do they call the white tank under shirts wife beaters?


3) Why do men wear their pants under their gut while women wear their pants over their pooch?


4) How come you can pee without pooping but you can't poop without peeing?


5) Why do women wear open toe shoes or sandals but don't take care of their feet?


6) Which of his (Archie Manning) pro football player sons (Payton or Eli) does he like better (there is always a favorite)?


7) How come when inserting a USB cable into my computer I put it in wrong 95% of the time when I have a 50/50 chance of getting it right?


8) Why is it that female redheads are considered sexy and sassy but red headed men are considered unattractive?


9) Why do most Asian men have such small pen!ses, while most Black men have big pen!ses?


10) How did the rumor ever get started that Asian women's private part goes sideways?

__________________
Julie
12 Sport Black (Mall Crawler) aka Fifty
02 X Yellow (Bar Crawler) aka Bumblebee
iluvshoes is offline   Quick Reply
Old 06-08-2012, 02:28 PM   #2
Hardcore Jeeper
 
Peepers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Windsor, CT
Posts: 3,320
Quote:
Originally Posted by jkritzeck View Post
10) How did the rumor ever get started that Asian women's private part goes sideways?
Sideway Va Jay Jay very funny...

Maybe its to make it easier for the small pen!ses

__________________
What have we got?
We have one heavily armed Recreational Vehicle


ΣΧ
The Power Tech 6
Peepers is offline   Quick Reply
Old 06-08-2012, 02:30 PM   #3
Jeeper
 
iluvshoes's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 1,378
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peepers View Post
Sideway Va Jay Jay very funny...

Maybe its to make it easier for the small pen!ses
Seriously had a guy asked me that on a date. I told him it was true and that our special button determinded if we were right handed or left handed. I never went out with him again. Stupid boys.
__________________
Julie
12 Sport Black (Mall Crawler) aka Fifty
02 X Yellow (Bar Crawler) aka Bumblebee
iluvshoes is offline   Quick Reply
Old 06-08-2012, 03:23 PM   #4
The Bad Guy

WF Supporting Member
 
daggo66's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: NJ exile living in Baltimore
Posts: 22,175
Quote:
Originally Posted by jkritzeck View Post

9) Why do most Asian men have such small pen!ses, while most Black men have big pen!ses?
__________________
Tom

"I've got two things in this world, my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."
daggo66 is offline   Quick Reply
Old 06-08-2012, 03:24 PM   #5
The Bad Guy

WF Supporting Member
 
daggo66's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: NJ exile living in Baltimore
Posts: 22,175
Quote:
Originally Posted by jkritzeck View Post
10) How did the rumor ever get started that Asian women's private part goes sideways?
Wait, that's only a rumor?
__________________
Tom

"I've got two things in this world, my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."
daggo66 is offline   Quick Reply
Old 06-08-2012, 03:28 PM   #6
MARGARET, 10-14-51\6-1-12

WF Supporting Member
 
GREEN-MACHINE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF MASSACHUSETTS
Posts: 10,249
i too like to think,,,, but it hurts,, so i gave up.
__________________

life is too short to be taken seriously all the time,,,, go buy a MR.potato head and have some fun.
GREEN-MACHINE is offline   Quick Reply
Old 06-08-2012, 03:46 PM   #7
Jeeper
 
iluvshoes's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 1,378
Quote:
Originally Posted by GREEN-MACHINE View Post
i too like to think,,,, but it hurts,, so i gave up.
Thinking shouldn't hurt...
__________________
Julie
12 Sport Black (Mall Crawler) aka Fifty
02 X Yellow (Bar Crawler) aka Bumblebee
iluvshoes is offline   Quick Reply
Old 06-08-2012, 03:47 PM   #8
Jeeper
 
iluvshoes's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 1,378
Quote:
Originally Posted by daggo66 View Post
This is what I hear...never tried either.... Does that make the white man the perfect size?
__________________
Julie
12 Sport Black (Mall Crawler) aka Fifty
02 X Yellow (Bar Crawler) aka Bumblebee
iluvshoes is offline   Quick Reply
Old 06-08-2012, 03:53 PM   #9
MARGARET, 10-14-51\6-1-12

WF Supporting Member
 
GREEN-MACHINE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF MASSACHUSETTS
Posts: 10,249
Quote:
Originally Posted by jkritzeck View Post
Thinking shouldn't hurt...
well i think mostly about boobies,,, then my wife dope slaps me,,, so yeah it hurts, so i gave up thinking.
__________________

life is too short to be taken seriously all the time,,,, go buy a MR.potato head and have some fun.
GREEN-MACHINE is offline   Quick Reply
Old 06-08-2012, 03:55 PM   #10
Jeeper
 
iluvshoes's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 1,378
Quote:
Originally Posted by GREEN-MACHINE View Post
well i think mostly about boobies,,, then my wife dope slaps me,,, so yeah it hurts, so i gave up thinking.
If you were thinking about her boobies, you won't get slapped. And maybe if you weren't drooling or touching your own nipples while thinking about other women's boobies she won't know you were thinking about strange boobies.
__________________
Julie
12 Sport Black (Mall Crawler) aka Fifty
02 X Yellow (Bar Crawler) aka Bumblebee
iluvshoes is offline   Quick Reply
Old 06-08-2012, 04:40 PM   #11
Jeeper
 
Lineman827's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: South jersey
Posts: 314
#2, its the required uniform for abusive trailer trash everywhere. when an open can of bud & a dale jr hat is added to the wife beater, the wearer of the complete ensamble has immunity from charges while inside the trailer park.

(calm down, yes its a joke, & yes @ one time i resided in a trailer park, so its like immunity for me to say this...lmao)
Lineman827 is offline   Quick Reply
Old 06-08-2012, 05:46 PM   #12
Jeeper
 
WranglerJR83's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Tampa
Posts: 353
Quote:
Originally Posted by jkritzeck View Post
1) Why do young people these days wear their pants handing around their bottoms, showing me their boxers?


2) Why do they call the white tank under shirts wife beaters?


3) Why do men wear their pants under their gut while women wear their pants over their pooch?


4) How come you can pee without pooping but you can't poop without peeing?


5) Why do women wear open toe shoes or sandals but don't take care of their feet?


6) Which of his (Archie Manning) pro football player sons (Payton or Eli) does he like better (there is always a favorite)?


7) How come when inserting a USB cable into my computer I put it in wrong 95% of the time when I have a 50/50 chance of getting it right?


8) Why is it that female redheads are considered sexy and sassy but red headed men are considered unattractive?


9) Why do most Asian men have such small pen!ses, while most Black men have big pen!ses?


10) How did the rumor ever get started that Asian women's private part goes sideways?
1. Because adults think it's ridiculous. Think of all the stuff you did just to piss your parents off.

2. Because everytime you saw a domestic disput on COPS, the "wife beater" was wearing a "wife beater." Sleeves restrict the swinging motion of your arm.

3. This one is easy. Us men are always trying to get our pants off and women are always trying to keep theirs on. Damn women! Always making us work to hard.

4. I have no idea, but it's a good think I don't always have to poop when I pee. I drink a lot of beer

5. I don't know the feet thing either. I hate feet.

6. He likes the one that gives him the most stuff.

7. I never put in the USB right. So somewhere there is someone that never puts it in wrong.

8. All Gingers are scary. They have no souls!!

9. I don't know why asians have small penises, but it's because of their small penises that their eyes always look closed. (Squint to see it) Black men have big penises because they always have to have a weapon and that is the easiest thing to carry.

10. Every asian vajayjay I have ever seen was sideways.

New question? Why in the hell did I spend this much time answering this. My whole day is shot. I hate you!

__________________
If you don't drive a Jeep, than %^(# you!
- Ricky Bobby


2007 JKU - 2.5 RC, Teraflex LK, 315/75R16 Cooper Stt
1995 YJ - 2.5" ProComp+1" Shackles on 32x11.5r15
WranglerJR83 is offline   Quick Reply
Closed Thread

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Jeep Wrangler Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
If you do not want to register, fill this field only and the name will be used as user name for your post.
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:

Log-in

Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off




» Network Links
»Jeep Parts
» Featured Product

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:50 AM.



Jeep®, Wrangler, Liberty, Wagoneer, Cherokee, and Grand Cherokee are copyrighted and trademarked to Chrysler Motors LLC.
Wranglerforum.com is not in any way associated with the Chrysler Motors LLC