well i think mostly about boobies,,, then my wife dope slaps me,,, so yeah it hurts, so i gave up thinking.
If you were thinking about her boobies, you won't get slapped. And maybe if you weren't drooling or touching your own nipples while thinking about other women's boobies she won't know you were thinking about strange boobies.
12 Sport Black (Mall Crawler) aka Fifty
02 X Yellow (Bar Crawler) aka Bumblebee
#2, its the required uniform for abusive trailer trash everywhere. when an open can of bud & a dale jr hat is added to the wife beater, the wearer of the complete ensamble has immunity from charges while inside the trailer park.
(calm down, yes its a joke, & yes @ one time i resided in a trailer park, so its like immunity for me to say this...lmao)
1) Why do young people these days wear their pants handing around their bottoms, showing me their boxers?
2) Why do they call the white tank under shirts wife beaters?
3) Why do men wear their pants under their gut while women wear their pants over their pooch?
4) How come you can pee without pooping but you can't poop without peeing?
5) Why do women wear open toe shoes or sandals but don't take care of their feet?
6) Which of his (Archie Manning) pro football player sons (Payton or Eli) does he like better (there is always a favorite)?
7) How come when inserting a USB cable into my computer I put it in wrong 95% of the time when I have a 50/50 chance of getting it right?
8) Why is it that female redheads are considered sexy and sassy but red headed men are considered unattractive?
9) Why do most Asian men have such small pen!ses, while most Black men have big pen!ses?
10) How did the rumor ever get started that Asian women's private part goes sideways?
1. Because adults think it's ridiculous. Think of all the stuff you did just to piss your parents off.
2. Because everytime you saw a domestic disput on COPS, the "wife beater" was wearing a "wife beater." Sleeves restrict the swinging motion of your arm.
3. This one is easy. Us men are always trying to get our pants off and women are always trying to keep theirs on. Damn women! Always making us work to hard.
4. I have no idea, but it's a good think I don't always have to poop when I pee. I drink a lot of beer
5. I don't know the feet thing either. I hate feet.
6. He likes the one that gives him the most stuff.
7. I never put in the USB right. So somewhere there is someone that never puts it in wrong.
8. All Gingers are scary. They have no souls!!
9. I don't know why asians have small penises, but it's because of their small penises that their eyes always look closed. (Squint to see it) Black men have big penises because they always have to have a weapon and that is the easiest thing to carry.
10. Every asian vajayjay I have ever seen was sideways.
New question? Why in the hell did I spend this much time answering this. My whole day is shot. I hate you!
If you don't drive a Jeep, than %^(# you!
- Ricky Bobby
2007 JKU - 2.5 RC, Teraflex LK, 315/75R16 Cooper Stt
1995 YJ - 2.5" ProComp+1" Shackles on 32x11.5r15