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Old 06-23-2008, 07:32 PM   #1
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Remembering George

Share your favorite quote or routine by the best stand up comedian of all time.

The world is a much less funny place without him.



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"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
Quote:
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

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Old 06-23-2008, 07:42 PM   #2
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! !
Not George Carlin.................. Sam Kinison Another funny dead guy.

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Old 06-23-2008, 07:45 PM   #3
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Why does everyone think cats are so clean? My cat's covered in cat spit.

-George Carlin-

This man was a genius and will be sorely missed.

There are SO MANY Carlin quotes I could list, but almost none of them are forum-friendly.
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Old 06-23-2008, 07:52 PM   #4
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Old 06-23-2008, 07:53 PM   #5
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Warning >>> LANGUAGE...
Kinda goes without saying!!! :
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Old 06-23-2008, 08:38 PM   #7
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Kinda goes without saying!!! :
Nope, needs to be said always when a video or link is not something you'd like your kids to hear or see or is not safe for work.
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Nope, needs to be said always when a video or link is not something you'd like your kids to hear or see or is not safe for work.
What if your kids posted it at work???

Just sayin, anyone that knows Carlin, knows he uses very "colorful" language.

Oops, sorry. "Used"
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And anyone who doesn't know him? Language and content warnings are a courtesy for members who don't wish to see it or hear it.
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:19 PM   #10
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And we're nothing, if not courteous.



Just giving you a hard time, Tiny. As usual.

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