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Old 07-22-2007, 05:19 PM   #1
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Robin's plan for peace

Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)
> >
> > "I see a lot of people yelling for peace But I have not heard of a
> > plan for Peace, so here's one plan..."
> >
> > 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
> > their affairs, Past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
> > Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, Bin Laden, Chavez and the rest of
> > those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

> >
> > 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
> > with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines .
> >
> > They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders.
> > No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
> >
> > 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
> > and leave, we'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
> > remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
> > Regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal ! France
> > will welcome them.
> >
> > 4) All future visitors will
be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
> > days unless given a special permit ! No one from a terrorist
> > nation will be allowed in.
> > If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.
> >
> > Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
> > cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
> >
> > 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
> > bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home
> > baby.
> >
> > 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
> > energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of
> > energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
> > wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
>
>
> > 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
> > for their oil. If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else.
> > They can go somewhere else to sell their production.
> > (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be
> > enough.)
> >
> > 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
> > we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
> > seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of us know that
> > what we give them is stolen or given to the army.
> > The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
> >
> >
> > 9) Ship the U.N. Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We
> > don't need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, the
> > building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
> > aliens.
> >
> > 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
> > one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
> >
> > 11) The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...
> > Now, isn't that a winner of a plan ?
> >
> > The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying " Give me your tired, your
> > poor, your huddled masses. She's got a baseball bat and she's
> > yelling, you want a piece of me ? "

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Old 07-22-2007, 05:37 PM   #2
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Did you watch the movie "Man of the Year"?

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Old 07-22-2007, 06:57 PM   #3
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Nope, sure didn't. Is this a quote?
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Old 07-22-2007, 06:59 PM   #4
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No - but I can easily see that being something that they didnt include in the movie.
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Old 07-22-2007, 07:20 PM   #5
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I don't get a lot of time to watch movies, working eve's 28 days straight. I know that a lot of these said are not exactly accurate, but sometimes I feel the same way. When I was in the Navy, we visited places that we have helped, either militarily or financially, or both, that treated us like scum. It really hurt my feelings (especially France).
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Old 07-22-2007, 07:54 PM   #6
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I especially like the last part of # 6, "the caribou will have to cope"
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Old 07-22-2007, 07:56 PM   #7
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Yeah, but actually, the herd population went up significantly after the pipeline was installed.
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Not Robin Williams.
Robin Williams is a disgustingly flaming liberal America hating moon bat, he would never say anything like that.
It's an interesting piece and I really wish he did say it, I used to like him but sadly, no.
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The sad sorry truth is that it's true when people say we cause our own problems, but not the way many think. Everytime we try to help someone we get screwed by them. So lets stop. Lets help our own people first. Free college education for anyone who wants one would place us 1st in the world in science, medicine and industry again.
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I don't get a lot of time to watch movies, working eve's 28 days straight. I know that a lot of these said are not exactly accurate, but sometimes I feel the same way. When I was in the Navy, we visited places that we have helped, either militarily or financially, or both, that treated us like scum. It really hurt my feelings (especially France).

Some French still remember what we've given.
http://www.consulfrance-atlanta.org/...d_article=1126

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