Did you ever just set around and look?...I mean really look?
There always seem to be more questions than answers!
If you mixed vodka with milk of magnesia,would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do " is the longest "sentence"?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
I guess you never heard that in your neck of the woods, but back east it was common to try and derail the trains in the city with pennies on the track. Lord knows what we'd have done if it actually worked.
Nope, sure not. I'm firing my kiln and making new stuff for a order from a store down town. My new tires should be here next week and it's not going to cost hardly anything to slap them on the rims. It's good day.
Good day all- it is NOT sunny here, it is precipitating an unusual mix of sleet/snow that is really wet and sloppy and a blast to drive a jeep in..... I guess I gotta find the good things about this kind of weather..... can't wait till spring!
.....01 TJ 4 banger, 2 in lift, 32x11.5 on 15x10 black steelies.....