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Old 02-24-2007, 08:41 PM   #301
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Did you ever just set around and look?...I mean really look?
There always seem to be more questions than answers!

If you mixed vodka with milk of magnesia,would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do " is the longest "sentence"?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

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Old 02-24-2007, 09:42 PM   #302
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This thread needs topic to steer off course. I got a pocket full of pennies and a need to derail something.

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Old 02-24-2007, 09:52 PM   #303
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Old 02-24-2007, 09:55 PM   #304
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I guess you never heard that in your neck of the woods, but back east it was common to try and derail the trains in the city with pennies on the track. Lord knows what we'd have done if it actually worked.
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:02 PM   #305
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I bet you are probably responsible for quite a few disasters.
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:09 PM   #306
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not me, I always stayed to make sure the pennies fell off the tracks and the train made it through
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:12 PM   #307
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I'm bored....
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:24 PM   #308
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not me, I always stayed to make sure the pennies fell off the tracks and the train made it through

That doesn't work. Even if it does hit the penny it just smashes the hell out of it. I still have a few from childhood.
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:30 PM   #309
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(like I didn't know that wiseacre....... I'm mad at you anyways)
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:44 PM   #310
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Tiny, did you check the bolt pattern on those?
HAHA HA HA HA HA HA, Sorry Tiny forgot to reply and say that I was just kidding on this one.
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:48 PM   #311
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three phone calls and six emails freaking too late


I was this close to taking off one of my tires today. THIS CLOSE
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:56 PM   #312
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three phone calls and six emails freaking too late


I was this close to taking off one of my tires today. THIS CLOSE
Oh hell, that would've made it CLASSIC. I can't believe no one posted anything about it today.
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:57 PM   #313
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revenge. served cold.
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Old 02-25-2007, 10:46 AM   #314
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Morning everyone. It's bright and sunny and the perfect day here in Southern California. Blue sky, no wind. Almost makes it worth living here.
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Old 02-25-2007, 10:55 AM   #315
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Morning tiny!
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Old 02-25-2007, 11:54 AM   #316
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Morning everyone. It's bright and sunny and the perfect day here in Southern California. Blue sky, no wind. Almost makes it worth living here.
Not feeling destructive today Tiny????
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Old 02-25-2007, 12:15 PM   #317
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Nope, sure not. I'm firing my kiln and making new stuff for a order from a store down town. My new tires should be here next week and it's not going to cost hardly anything to slap them on the rims. It's good day.
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Good morning, Tiny and WF. Sounds like a good day.
It's sunny here too, and all the way up to 36 degrees. The snow we got the last two days is even melting.
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Old 02-25-2007, 03:23 PM   #319
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Good day all- it is NOT sunny here, it is precipitating an unusual mix of sleet/snow that is really wet and sloppy and a blast to drive a jeep in..... I guess I gotta find the good things about this kind of weather..... can't wait till spring!
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Old 02-25-2007, 05:14 PM   #320
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Old 02-25-2007, 05:40 PM   #321
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you must feel so much better for having let us all in on that little tidbit
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Old 02-25-2007, 06:49 PM   #322
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was my post deleted?.... or did I forget to hit "post" again?
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Old 02-25-2007, 06:51 PM   #323
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I think you were somewhere else and they're all confused now.
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Old 02-25-2007, 06:58 PM   #324
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Old 02-25-2007, 07:39 PM   #325
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I donno.... I either tried and failed or... I donno.
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Old 02-25-2007, 08:53 PM   #326
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I donno.... I either tried and failed or... I donno.
why, did you fart too.
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Old 02-25-2007, 08:56 PM   #327
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Old 02-25-2007, 08:59 PM   #328
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this is a subject that needs to be derailed........ so anyone watching hockey?
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Old 02-25-2007, 09:04 PM   #329
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this is a subject that needs to be derailed........ so anyone watching hockey?
NOPE

Someone has to say it so I will. HOCKEY IS LAAAAAAME.
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Old 02-25-2007, 09:08 PM   #330
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I love hockey, but since they started playing and not fighting it hasn't been nearly as fun. Not enough blood on the ice for my tastes.

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