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Old 01-29-2009, 01:45 PM   #1
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> A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
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> 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'
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> To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
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> 'Fook off, ye'll not bring it back !!!'


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Old 01-29-2009, 02:24 PM   #2
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