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Old 09-13-2007, 09:35 PM   #1
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In honor of our first SEC game this week, I would like to share the following story...


A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Alabama fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Bama fans too.

Not really knowing what a Bama fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Bama fan" she reports.

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm an Arkansas Razorback fan" boasts the little girl.

The teacher asks Susie why she is a Arkansas fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Razorback fans, so I'm a Razorback fan too"
she responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. "What would you be then?" the teacher asks.

Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be an Alabama fan"

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Old 09-13-2007, 09:42 PM   #2
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really lookin forward to this game to see what bama is really made of
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really lookin forward to this game to see what bama is really made of
If only you knew the half of it. I hope to God Arkansas stomps them so they will shut the hell up about Nick "The Bear Jr." Saban. I am sick of it.
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Old 09-13-2007, 11:32 PM   #6
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I take it you're an Auburn fan?
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War Damn Eagle... And unlike most Alabama fans, I attended Auburn.
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Old 09-14-2007, 10:42 AM   #8
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I grew up in Alabama during "Bear's reign". Both of my daughters and my wife graduated from Arkansas. This is a fun game every year for me. I once threatened my daughters, that I was going to have a tee shirt made that said, "University of Arkabama Roll Hogs".
They said they wouldn't be seen with me if I did.
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Old 09-15-2007, 12:08 AM   #9
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i got 6 free tickets to the UGA game for tomorrow. i'm pretty stoked.
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Old 09-15-2007, 08:01 AM   #10
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My SEC team is still playin out of conference tonight.. My Wildcats are gonna let a whole lot of air out of those damn Cardinal Heads baby!!! They must be the most over ranked team in all the NCAA right now.
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Old 09-15-2007, 11:38 PM   #11
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nate: wreagle wreagle war damn eagle got kicked in the but by MSU. (looks like the bulldog bit you early this year)

D2BS: Rammer jammer yellow hammer give em' hell alabama
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Old 09-16-2007, 08:42 AM   #12
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Looks like I should be a Psychic. We sure put those overranked Cards in there place!!
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Old 09-16-2007, 03:18 PM   #13
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GO FLORIDA GATORS!!!!
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you're from TN?? and all i got to say about that is

it's great, to be, a florida hater
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:40 PM   #15
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I am from TN but I can't stand TN VOLS Football. The fans are the worst. I will even root for Alabama if they are playiing TN
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Old 09-27-2007, 06:44 PM   #16
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Sad News in the Morning News Fayetteville AR(AP) - A seven-year old
boy was at the center of a Washington County courtroom drama
yesterday when he challenged
a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a
history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping
with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be
maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents,
the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them,
the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose
who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the
child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the
University of Arkansas Razorbacks,
whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating
anyone.
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agreed, hahaha... i'll be using this one tomorrow
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Old 09-27-2007, 10:22 PM   #18
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:07 AM   #20
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