Security threats in Europe... - Jeep Wrangler Forum

Go Back   Jeep Wrangler Forum > General Discussion Forums > Off-Topic

Join Wrangler Forum Today


Reply
 
Thread Tools

Please support our sponsors and let them know you heard about them on WranglerForum.com
Old 05-21-2009, 01:48 PM   #1
Really?

WF Lifetime Member
 
ccain's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: SoCal
Posts: 6,453
Talking Security threats in Europe...

Saw this on another forum and thought I'd share.

Quote:
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and
have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated"
or even "A Bit Cross". The British have not been "A Bit
Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody
Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance"
warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels
in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was
precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory,
effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

It's not only the British and French who are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and
excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels
remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They
also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and
"Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat
they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can
get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
ccain is offline   Quote
Old 05-21-2009, 01:51 PM   #2
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Upstate/Eastern NY
Posts: 1,960
Send a message via AIM to thaduke2003
Hah- that's pretty damn funny Mark W.
thaduke2003 is offline   Quote
Old 05-21-2009, 01:51 PM   #3
Wrecktrician
 
4point's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Central Sierra
Posts: 7,351
Thats great!!
__________________
Just getting to work is an adventure.
4point is offline   Quote
Old 05-21-2009, 02:26 PM   #4
Jeeper
 
whiteyj's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Pleasanton CA
Posts: 4,861
Thanks for the lunchtime humor!
__________________
Fallen Angel...Former MOD......Yeah no 10 yr pin in my mailbox.............
whiteyj is offline   Quote
Old 05-21-2009, 02:40 PM   #5
Jeeper
 
h2otoo's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I'll take New England any day...
Posts: 494
Love it! Funny stuff.

Must say, I like CCain's new avatar. If I had boobs, I'd wear my PT shirt more often!

Bob
h2otoo is offline   Quote
Old 05-21-2009, 04:39 PM   #6
that's what she said

WF Supporting Member
 
jgano23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: \m/-_-\m/
Posts: 16,482
Send a message via AIM to jgano23 Send a message via Yahoo to jgano23
lmfao
jgano23 is offline   Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
FS: OHIO Tuffy Over Sized Security Drawer osbornl1 Classifieds Archive 0 04-27-2009 09:40 AM
security system?? mikes05unlimited TJ General Discussion Forum 0 04-11-2009 01:08 AM
Security Systems Rebos_Guitarist Communications and Electronics 8 04-16-2008 06:40 PM
Jeep Security Glocker23 JK General Discussion Forum 9 09-22-2007 06:02 PM
Security drawer wgreiner TJ General Discussion Forum 1 05-16-2005 09:06 PM



Download our Mobile App

» Featured Product

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:59 AM.


User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging v3.1.0 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2015 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.

Jeep®, Wrangler, Liberty, Wagoneer, Cherokee, and Grand Cherokee are copyrighted and trademarked to Chrysler Motors LLC.
Wranglerforum.com is not in any way associated with the Chrysler Motors LLC