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Old 05-21-2009, 02:48 PM   #1

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Talking Security threats in Europe...

Saw this on another forum and thought I'd share.

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and
have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated"
or even "A Bit Cross". The British have not been "A Bit
Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody
Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance"
warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels
in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was
precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory,
effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

It's not only the British and French who are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and
excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels
remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They
also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat
they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can
get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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Hah- that's pretty damn funny Mark W.
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Old 05-21-2009, 02:51 PM   #3
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Old 05-21-2009, 03:26 PM   #4
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Old 05-21-2009, 03:40 PM   #5
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Love it! Funny stuff.

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Old 05-21-2009, 05:39 PM   #6
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