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Old 05-19-2011, 11:03 AM   #1
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:06 AM   #2
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It's good excercise, that's for sure!!
If it's work, you're not doing something right.

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Old 05-19-2011, 11:13 AM   #3
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I'll sign up for overtime if that's the case, But I'm married so I'm salary.......
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:15 AM   #4
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I'll sign up for overtime if that's the case, But I'm married so I'm salary.......
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There was another article I read about students in austrailia think they get sex too often... where were these girls when I was in school?
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Old 05-19-2011, 01:35 PM   #7
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An Oldie but a goodie

The Commanding Officer of a U. S. Marine Corps regiment was waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, so he decided to kill a little time by asking all assembled a question. “How much of sex is work and how much is pleasure?” The X.O. said 75% work, 25% pleasure. A captain said 50-50. A lieutenant responded 25% work, 75% pleasure, depending on how drunk he was at the time. With no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC in charge of making coffee. “What’s your opinion, son?” Without hesitation, the young man responded, “100% pleasure, sir!” The colonel was surprised. “Why?” “Because, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me do it for them!”
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The Commanding Officer of a U. S. Marine Corps regiment was waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, so he decided to kill a little time by asking all assembled a question. “How much of sex is work and how much is pleasure?” The X.O. said 75% work, 25% pleasure. A captain said 50-50. A lieutenant responded 25% work, 75% pleasure, depending on how drunk he was at the time. With no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC in charge of making coffee. “What’s your opinion, son?” Without hesitation, the young man responded, “100% pleasure, sir!” The colonel was surprised. “Why?” “Because, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me do it for them!”

its funny cuz its true haha
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:34 PM   #9
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The Commanding Officer of a U. S. Marine Corps regiment was waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, so he decided to kill a little time by asking all assembled a question. “How much of sex is work and how much is pleasure?” The X.O. said 75% work, 25% pleasure. A captain said 50-50. A lieutenant responded 25% work, 75% pleasure, depending on how drunk he was at the time. With no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC in charge of making coffee. “What’s your opinion, son?” Without hesitation, the young man responded, “100% pleasure, sir!” The colonel was surprised. “Why?” “Because, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me do it for them!”
Damn... I was searching for this joke. Except we rewrote it for the USAF.
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Damn... I was searching for this joke. Except we rewrote it for the USAF.
the first time I saw it, It was writen for the army.. Saw it this time and read and was like this is editied to fit the marines.. How does it change to read out as a usaf joke?
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Not a whole lot, since it uses acronyms. Instead of Private, it's Airman. The sentiment is the same.
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the first time I saw it, It was writen for the army.. Saw it this time and read and was like this is editied to fit the marines.. How does it change to read out as a usaf joke?
If it was considered work, the AF officers would claim it was an Army mission.

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