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Old 11-02-2008, 12:32 PM   #1
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Shopping for Grease Gun…

Grease-gun injury to the penis

WTF. Google can be such a horror when you least expect it.

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Old 11-02-2008, 12:36 PM   #2
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That's not a zerk fitting. Jeeze.

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Old 11-02-2008, 12:43 PM   #3
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What I can't believe is that I've reached middle age without considering using a grease gun on my penis! Sheltered life I guess...
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Old 11-02-2008, 03:46 PM   #4
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!!

2 things.

One, 7 years later....holy crap that's a long time to go without...you know what.
Two, Taking a grease gun to your penis...how the heck can you go through with that. I mean there is supposed to be a little voice inside that says "I don't think we should be doing this."
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Old 11-02-2008, 03:55 PM   #5
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You wonder if he paused to entertain misgivings half-way through. Plus, what to inject? Suffering bastard. That picture is sticking with me.
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Old 11-02-2008, 04:08 PM   #6
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Wonder if he used the chrylser approved door hinge needle fitting on the gun or if he jury rigged something....
As for what triggered it, heck, maybe he was watching the boot on a ball joint expand and got this brilliant idea to put a zerk in the end and go for it...., musta smarted threading it in though.... then again maybe he drilled and tapped the shaft then went in thru the side like a stint
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Old 11-02-2008, 04:31 PM   #7
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Oh great, now the next time one of you guys goes to buy a new grease gun there will be a warning label on it and you'll have to sign a waiver. ever notice you never see headlines like this, " Woman get lips caught in vacuum"
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Old 11-02-2008, 04:44 PM   #8
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Oh great, now the next time one of you guys goes to buy a new grease gun there will be a warning label on it and you'll have to sign a waiver. ever notice you never see headlines like this, " Woman get lips caught in vacuum"
you mean pucker up, kissing lips ... right?
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Old 11-02-2008, 05:13 PM   #9
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wow. what can you say.
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Old 11-02-2008, 07:28 PM   #10
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you mean pucker up, kissing lips ... right?
yes, of course.

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