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Old 05-22-2008, 04:58 PM   #1
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Shopping With the Wife...

My wife and I were shopping when and I picked up a case of beer and put in into the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans,' I said.

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' said the wife and we carried on shopping.

A few aisles later she picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?'' I asked.

''It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

I replied...'So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price.'

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Old 05-22-2008, 06:32 PM   #5
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My wife and I were shopping when and I picked up a case of beer and put in into the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans,' I said.

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' said the wife and we carried on shopping.

A few aisles later she picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?'' I asked.

''It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

I replied...'So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price.'
Sooo, you're sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week, right?
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Old 05-22-2008, 07:03 PM   #7
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Sooo, you're sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week, right?
Hehehe... More like the tiny bungalow out back!

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She's leaving me tomorrow.

Going to the condo in Florida.

I have to stay home.
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She's leaving me tomorrow.

Going to the condo in Florida.

I have to stay home.
Just as long as you don't hear her say "CABANA BOY!!! DANCE!!!!" as she picks up the phone when you call!
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Who says I'm gonna call her???

I'm gonna hang out at Riverfest this weekend. Gots to go hear some ZZTop.
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ZZTop?!? Think your wife would care if I went with you? I'd really like to see them live.
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since you could get 48 cans for the price of that face cream, did you tell her she'd look good for 2 or 3 days?
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Old 05-22-2008, 07:49 PM   #14
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ZZTop?!? Think your wife would care if I went with you? I'd really like to see them live.
Come on down!!!

.38 Special is on stage right before them.

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Old 05-22-2008, 08:19 PM   #15
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Too cool! That would be a fun trip.
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LMAO!!

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$20.00 jar of face cream

''It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,'
Im so glad my wife aint a girly girl and she dont wear makeup. that crap is exspensive.
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Wait---- Dare how did you say you got those scars on your head????????
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i was going to say...where can you find a case for 10 bucks?
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:36 AM   #20
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Wait---- Dare how did you say you got those scars on your head????????

LOL. If you don't duck, a jar of face cream can do a lot of damage!!!
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you better catch it....if it breaks you be buying it and another for her to use then your out 40 bones
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My wife and I were shopping when and I picked up a case of beer and put in into the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans,' I said.

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' said the wife and we carried on shopping.

A few aisles later she picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?'' I asked.

''It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

I replied...'So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price.'
So, when is the funeral?

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