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Old 04-24-2008, 02:21 AM   #1
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smurf piss

wow i hate everclear..

worst mistake of my night =/

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hahaha anything over 80proof is bad news

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Unless it's rum....................

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Old 04-24-2008, 11:13 AM   #4
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wow i hate everclear..

worst mistake of my night =/
Need to man up there cowboy if you're 'gonna drink that stuff....
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:38 AM   #5
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drank a 5th with one other person..

oh and i man'd up with 4 hours of sleep and got to class on time =p

oh and i NEVER got sick.. lol

that crap is 190 proof.. 95% alcohol..
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Old 04-24-2008, 12:28 PM   #6
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drank a 5th with one other person..

oh and i man'd up with 4 hours of sleep and got to class on time =p

oh and i NEVER got sick.. lol

that crap is 190 proof.. 95% alcohol..
Yup...been there done that. We use to mix in a plastic garbage can, add fruit and mixed juices. We called it "Garbage Can Wapatui."

There's nothing pleasant about grain alcohol. I think shine is even worse.
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I had somebody once make koolaid using everclear instead of water, then didn't tell us what it really was! It only took a few long chugs off that jug before the puking started in earnest! Never again!
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Unless it's rum....................

Right, cuz anything that is made from sugar can't be bad
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ive made spiked fruit punch before.. actually did it at camp jeep..

pineapple, manderane oranges, bananas, apples, watermelon.. used 2 gallons of vodka, 5th of morgan, and 2 2-liters of fruit punch.. mixed with 3 packets of fruit punch koolaid.. didnt even take the liquor..

the smurf piss i made last nite was 5th of everclear, 1 2-liter of mountain dew, 2 packs of fruit punch koolaid, and like a cup of sugar lol..

oh and moonshine is the tits.. dads buddy triple distills it.. me, my dad, my cousin, and grandma had a moonshine drinking contest this previous xmas..

me and my cuz vs my dad and grandma.. my dad was the first to quit and my grandma picked up his slack.. damn full blooded germans can handle their liquor.. especially for a 68 yr old woman
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hahaha anything over 80proof is bad news
Anything in moderation is better than drinking rot gut alcohol... I like mine higher proof thanks.
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In high school I saw a guy burn his damn face off with some Everclear while smoking a cigar. Poor fawker never was the same after that. Good news is he was so drunk he never felt a thing.
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In high school I saw a guy burn his damn face off with some Everclear while smoking a cigar. Poor fawker never was the same after that. Good news is he was so drunk he never felt a thing.
heh i wanted to see if my breath would catch fire.. my buddy took my lighter from me lol..

the bottle states in a big circle on the front to keep away from open flame and heat.. and also warns about the bottle exploding if it gets too hot..

also it says dont take shots of it.. and to mix it with a non alcoholic beverage lol
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He didn't read the label.
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heh.. 99% of people dont read labels.. what do you expect

i remember when the guy sued mcdonalds because he burnt his lip on his coffee.. LOL
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heh.. 99% of people dont read labels.. what do you expect

i remember when the guy sued mcdonalds because he burnt his lip on his coffee.. LOL
I thought he burnt his man parts... I sure wish I could fall into a pile of shit and come out smellin' like a rose like that guy did. Hello!!! Coffee has been served HOT for like a Kabillion years!!!! Geez!
Maybe I should sue the 7-11 the next time I get brain freeze from a Slurpee!
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Anything in moderation is better than drinking rot gut alcohol... I like mine higher proof thanks.
I'll agree. Wild Turkey 101 was a past favorite of mine, then I wised up and stopped drinking. I was 18 at the time.

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