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Old 02-05-2009, 09:32 PM   #1
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So... um.... Cain hung a cloud of profanity...

Over the city of Temecula after this....

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Four things are going to happen today!

One: I'm going upstairs and give those bratty assed kids the ass whoopin' they need if they don't stop throwing themselves on the freakin' floor and having fits! (368 hours non-freakin stop)

Two: I'm then gonna turn my attention to the Water Buffalo they call "MMMuuuugh" (because no one talks to them and they haven't learned any freakin' English at their advanced age) and smack her right in the grocery intake for yelling at them rather than actually participating in ANY form of parenting (because we all know she'd have to put down the freakin' bon-bons and get her 2 ton ass off the damn couch!).

Three: I'm gonna throw ALL of their freakin' furniture from their dining room out the balcony door into the courtyard (because ALL they do is drag [yeah, DRAG because GOD KNOWS it would actually take EFFORT to pick it up] it from one end of the dining room to the other)

And Four: I'm gonna win this thing and NO ONE is going to do ANYTHING about it!

Capiche?

And um...... they're packing their crap and moving out.

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Old 02-05-2009, 09:35 PM   #2
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No way? Did cain really get someone to move out?!

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I cannot tell a lie.....I myself have "helped" numerous A-Hole disrespectful non-english speaking neighbors proceed to move ....or ELSE!!!
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They moved in with relatives two days before Christmas and have been unbelievable since then. Vacuuming at 2 in the morning was nice. Screaming kids twenty four seven. Dragging every bit of furniture around all hours day and night. We complained. The management company did nothing.

So, Cain made as much racket today as they do on a daily basis. Only up it ten fold and add in the spice of angry profanity and viola, they started packing about an hour after. Been moving stuff since then. Hopefully they'll be done soon so I can do a fawking JIG.
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I'd do that same he did. He was a little more patient than I would of been. After a week of that junk from them I would of snapped.
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They moved in with relatives two days before Christmas and have been unbelievable since then. Vacuuming at 2 in the morning was nice. Screaming kids twenty four seven. Dragging every bit of furniture around all hours day and night. We complained. The management company did nothing.

So, Cain made as much racket today as they do on a daily basis. Only up it ten fold and add in the spice of angry profanity and viola, they started packing about an hour after. Been moving stuff since then. Hopefully they'll be done soon so I can do a fawking JIG.
I so feel ur pain, u two and i dont put up with any sh?! myself so at one time it came down to me and my two sons with three basketballs bouncing them all as hard as we could on the ceiling and then i went and hooked up a 1200W surround sound system with a subwoofer and WHOOPS!!!! It went off at Mach 10 about an hour after the two schmucks that like to wake me and my kids up at 1a or later went to sleep and they were quiet. Then...i went nose to chest with her roid-freak boyfriend that thought he would act like he could kick my ass...yeah the puss apologized later.... Rude people SUCK!!
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time to turn up the stereo at 4 in the morning and give em a taste of their own medicine!
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That is funny as hell! Glad I have a little space between me and the neighbors.
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If managment wouldn't do anything about the noise you should have let cain take up the drums.
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or just pound on their door and yell "I-N-S, come out with your hands up!" in a very authoritative voice.
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It's only 9:30 and I've already had to be an absolute A-hole! Yeah, they're moving but holy cat chit, could they be any more inconsiderate of other people?! The funny thing is, when I'm out on the patio smokin', I make sure to make that "crazy vet, stare through you, eye contact" as they go up and down the steps and they wont look at me.

Meanwhile, the freakin' kids are screaming, the water buffalo is hooping and hollering at them. They've bounced every piece of furniture they have off the floor and the kids are now running (and they sound like they weigh 9 tons each) and it sounds like they are throwing themselves down and having temper tantrums. "Dippy Doo" (the husband) just came back for another load, like I said, he won't look at me. I mean for Gods sake grow a set and face me like a man!

On the bright side, the minute I make ANY noise, it's like they freeze where they stand. Even the Effin' kids stop! So, until they are gone completely, I'm gonna be a noisy "RICK (spelled with a silent "P")"! It was so funny last night, because when tiny and I came home from going out, I could hear the water buffalo (as she looked out the window at us coming up the walk) say "OH CRAP... SHHHH BE QUIET RIGHT NOW"!!!

I'm DONE!!! This ends TODAY!
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so what exactly did you say/do to these people to evoke such a fearful response? i really want to know. was is threats of bodily harm?
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so what exactly did you say/do to these people to evoke such a fearful response? i really want to know. was is threats of bodily harm?
Nope. It may have been suggested, but I'm smart enough to know NOT to openly threaten someone. I think it's the fact that I snapped. Besides, I have a pretty sharp tongue when I get like this and can look at you with a smile and tell you that your Mother had sexual relations with Bigfoot and you're the mutant off-spring. That kind of thing. Although, this time I wasn't smiling.

tiny said I went up stairs a long time ago when the "other" daughter lived with the old lady up there. I don't remember it. But she said the look on this chicks face was priceless. tiny said I stared right through her and her jaw dropped. I guess I can be a bit intimidating when I snap.
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Ah yes. That incident. That one was fun. Cain's easy going and everyone's friend, but blatant inconsideration for others brings forth Mr. Hyde. Mr. Hyde includes puffing up, grinding teeth, thousand yard stare, and the ever pleasant eye twitch. Mr. Hyde should be avoided at all costs as he also sports a new and fun tone of voice that carries for miles.

Mr. Hyde. He's a scary one.
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Ah yes. That incident. That one was fun. Cain's easy going and everyone's friend, but blatant inconsideration for others brings forth Mr. Hyde. Mr. Hyde includes puffing up, grinding teeth, thousand yard stare, and the ever pleasant eye twitch. Mr. Hyde should be avoided at all costs as he also sports a new and fun tone of voice that carries for miles.

Mr. Hyde. He's a scary one.
I love it! lol I have a mental picture of the transformation
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Old 02-06-2009, 01:14 PM   #23
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Man I am so glad that I live in a house now. Happy to hear you two are getting the riff raff out.

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Thanks turd... <snicker> Sorry man, but I just love to call you "turd"

Yeah, this is the FIRST and LAST time in my life I lived in an apartment! The very minute I can get my hands on a house, we're OUT!
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Old 02-06-2009, 01:32 PM   #25
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wow, i think i heard you all the way over on the east coast, then.
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No prob with the nick name. I chose the handle so now I gotta deal with the jokes.

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Old 02-15-2009, 10:19 AM   #28
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Oh man. Man man man. What a horrible couple of weeks.

After the one couple moved out, the old lady had the nerve to move in a new couple that very night. Instead of 2 kids, they had three. Three they couldn't control. The noise was all night. ALL NIGHT.

We complained, the old lady got a three day notice to get them out. I eventually went up there at around 1 or 2 in the morning. They pointed to this wee little girl, who was bouncing on the couch and said "What am I supposed to do?". Um. Be a parent, moron.

Anyways, we kept complaining, no sleep for days, and finally, I went to the office one last time Friday I think. It's a bit of a fog.

The office manager informed us that the old lady had not paid the rent and it was about to go to forcible eviction because she'd allowed families to move in twice and it's not allowed. One bedrooms can have 3 people, 2 can be adults. There have been six up there for days.

So yesterday, we get back and no car. They're not back. (oh their car is hilarious). Not back, good. We'll have some quiet at least. Then Cain notices their door is wide open and there's trash all over in front of our balcony and clothes hangers on the steps. Could they be gone?

Well, I'm not comfortable with their door being wide open all night, or the possibility the old lady is up there hurt, so Cain goes up there. Low and behold, they've left the furniture and their trash and bugged out with what they could carry.

Oh please, please, let them be gone.
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Hey tiny when I move back to temec remind me to stay away from you YOUR SCARY lol
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Old 02-15-2009, 09:58 PM   #30
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It gets creepier..... we think the old lady is up there. In the dark being as quiet as possible. It's a shame she let her family take advantage of her. She was a nice neighbor until they all started moving in... and she was the ONLY one we ever saw taking groceries up there.

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