Some thread titles make me giggle...

**ccain** · 08-26-2009, 07:17 PM

Yup, when I read some of the thread titles on here my mind goes in weird places without open the thread.

Here are some examples:

Transmission doing strange things. Like what? Dresses up as a woman and hangs out in bars?

Whining coming from Tranny. Umm, maybe he/she needs bigger shoes.

I'm screwed! Well, good for you!

Water burning What the hell? Is my x-wife cooking again?

Voltage gauge pinned... loses welterweight title. Film at 11.

Tire rub help No way you sicko! Go rub your own tire!

Help, Trouble Shooting. OK, relax, watch your breathing, acquire your site picture, center mass and remember, squeeze don't pull.

No bus Hahahaha Looks like you're walkin' pal!

Ok you all talked me in to it!! Good, remember there is no such thing as too much lube!

Changing the Front Bumper Obama never said anything about that!

What's that noise That sucking sound is your head coming out of your arse.

Do I Dare! Hey, what ever blows your hair back!

Wax stains on fenders Unh huh, yeah... Sure... Wax stains. Right.

Flat fender job Yeah? How much extra is that ma'am?

What size welder? A Big one!

shes getting faster And Leon's getting larrrrrrger!

KY. Jeepin OK, I've driven through the Squeeze but this takes the cake!

My little rant. Is that anything like a pony? I like ponies!

**JDsDream** · 08-26-2009, 07:41 PM

Have you ever considered medication?

**JDsDream** · 08-26-2009, 07:44 PM

meditation? Basket weaving? Do they let you play with scissors?

**ccain** · 08-26-2009, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDsDream

Have you ever considered medication?

Yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDsDream

meditation? Basket weaving? Do they let you play with scissors?

Scissors?! HA, they used to let me play with guns!

**N39-W120** · 08-26-2009, 07:47 PM

^^^^Thank God none of my post are there

motokeen · 08-26-2009, 08:44 PM

You have to get their attention with the name. Like an 800lb woman in a thong. You don't want to look but you just have too. Oh Thanks for giving my post top honors!

**Scout** · 08-26-2009, 08:50 PM

How about "changing tranny fluid".

**tiny terror** · 08-26-2009, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scout

How about "changing tranny fluid".

That one's serious, you have to change their fluid.... otherwise it grows back.

**distortedtj** · 08-26-2009, 09:44 PM

Some thread titles make me giggle......you know it tickles my special place.

**Scout** · 08-26-2009, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiny terror

That one's serious, you have to change their fluid.... otherwise it grows back.

**jpdocdave** · 08-26-2009, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDsDream

Have you ever considered medication?

i'm suprised you missed an oldy but a goody, Whining coming from Tranny...I think

aw crap never mind, i'm thinking of another one, i'll find it.

**jpdocdave** · 08-26-2009, 10:20 PM

here:

loud clunking sound from rear

Dare2BSquare · 08-26-2009, 10:21 PM

A full blown Jeep woody!

Quote:

^^^^Thank God none of my post are there

Are now!

**distortedtj** · 08-26-2009, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpdocdave

here:

loud clunking sound from rear

Hey hey, we don't want to be talking about your "rear clunking". That's just grose.

**N39-W120** · 08-26-2009, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dare2BSquare

A full blown Jeep woody!

Are now!

I don't like being left out

**whiteyj** · 08-26-2009, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiny terror

That one's serious, you have to change their fluid.... otherwise it grows back.

Quote:

Originally Posted by distortedtj

Some thread titles make me giggle......you know it tickles my special place.

Just TOOOOOO MUCH freaking information. Your keep your "special place" to yourself sir this is a family forum.

**distortedtj** · 08-26-2009, 10:56 PM

Who posted these?

High speed vibrations

Quick trip to the mountains.

Exshaust rattle.

To boot or not to boot.

Comforts of home.

**jgano23** · 08-27-2009, 09:26 AM

although i have not seen a thread with this title:

"Strange Smell Coming From Tranny...Do You Think I Should Get A Hummer?"

i think it would be an interesting read

**stevens243** · 08-27-2009, 12:15 PM

stop that.

mrcarcrazy · 08-27-2009, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiny terror

That one's serious, you have to change their fluid.... otherwise it grows back.

Bigger?

mudslinger150 · 08-27-2009, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgano23

although i have not seen a thread with this title:

"Strange Smell Coming From Tranny...Do You Think I Should Get A Hummer?"

i think it would be an interesting read

OMG!

**coyote_94yj** · 08-27-2009, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgano23

although i have not seen a thread with this title:

"Strange Smell Coming From Tranny...Do You Think I Should Get A Hummer?"

i think it would be an interesting read

Oh no you di'ent!!

**distortedtj** · 08-27-2009, 05:45 PM

Most resent one...

"can you take a peek at my under carrage?"

**TooTallTolar** · 08-27-2009, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by distortedtj

Most resent one...

"can you take a peek at my under carrage?"

Depends ... what's the view like under your carrage.

**distortedtj** · 08-27-2009, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TooTallTolar

Depends ... what's the view like under your carrage.

...herasment!...I'm telling.

**JDsDream** · 08-27-2009, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by distortedtj

"can you take a peek at my under carrage?"

sounds like a support garment

**jgano23** · 08-27-2009, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by distortedtj

Most resent one...

"can you take a peek at my under carrage?"

why do i have a feeling this is going to revert back to the "tranny"

**coyote_94yj** · 08-28-2009, 05:52 AM

only because you mentioned it.

**ccain** · 09-14-2009, 01:02 PM

Here are this weeks additions:

Do you think you could? Yes... Yes I can!

My jeep is running hot I dated a chick in college like that.

Bed liner review sticky? Wow... Um, it got you that excited huh?

She's gonna be a beast! So, looks like the perspective parents confirmed the sex of the baby and it's gonna be just like Mama.

Keeping the seats dry "Haven't had that problem since I started wearing those Depends.

Just wanted everyone to know.... Oh god, please don't use this forum to come out!

Pullin yourself back out or pullin yourself on thru Umm... What you do alone is none of my business. But, what ever blows your hair back.

Just throwing this out there. Hey! You keep that to yourself!

Is my jeep catching anything from this forum? Nope! This forum has had ALL of its shots!

Cons_Table · 09-14-2009, 01:52 PM

Hill Problem sounds like this guy is havin trouble gettin up...

shame on me

08-26-2009, 07:17 PM	#1
ccain Taste the milky power! WF Lifetime Member ::WF Moderator:: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Calcium City, Milkquarious Posts: 5,303	Some thread titles make me giggle... Yup, when I read some of the thread titles on here my mind goes in weird places without open the thread. Here are some examples: Transmission doing strange things. Like what? Dresses up as a woman and hangs out in bars? Whining coming from Tranny. Umm, maybe he/she needs bigger shoes. I'm screwed! Well, good for you! Water burning What the hell? Is my x-wife cooking again? Voltage gauge pinned... loses welterweight title. Film at 11. Tire rub help No way you sicko! Go rub your own tire! Help, Trouble Shooting. OK, relax, watch your breathing, acquire your site picture, center mass and remember, squeeze don't pull. No bus Hahahaha Looks like you're walkin' pal! Ok you all talked me in to it!! Good, remember there is no such thing as too much lube! Changing the Front Bumper Obama never said anything about that! What's that noise That sucking sound is your head coming out of your arse. Do I Dare! Hey, what ever blows your hair back! Wax stains on fenders Unh huh, yeah... Sure... Wax stains. Right. Flat fender job Yeah? How much extra is that ma'am? What size welder? A Big one! shes getting faster And Leon's getting larrrrrrger! KY. Jeepin OK, I've driven through the Squeeze but this takes the cake! My little rant. Is that anything like a pony? I like ponies! __________________ Old age and treachery will beat youth and enthusiasm any day.

08-26-2009, 07:41 PM	#2
JDsDream Dream On WF Supporting Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Georgia Posts: 4,061	Have you ever considered medication? __________________ 2006 TJ UNLIMITED 1983 BMW 528e The kind of woman that when my feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!"

08-26-2009, 07:44 PM	#3
JDsDream Dream On WF Supporting Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Georgia Posts: 4,061	meditation? Basket weaving? Do they let you play with scissors? __________________ 2006 TJ UNLIMITED 1983 BMW 528e The kind of woman that when my feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!"

08-26-2009, 07:47 PM	#5
N39-W120 I am the blonde stranger WF Supporting Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South Eastern VA Posts: 788	^^^^Thank God none of my post are there __________________ Daily Driver: 2008 Rubicon... bought without government assistance Expensive Toy: 1983 Cadillac Coupe DeVille When I Die, Bury me in my JEEP. 'Cause it's never been in a hole it couldn't get out of!

08-26-2009, 08:50 PM	#7
Scout Extremely Humble WF Lifetime Member ::WF Administrator:: Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Midland Texas Posts: 11,414	How about "changing tranny fluid". __________________ \| \| 03 Rubicon \| 36" Iroks \| Chromo D44's w/Rear Spool \| 5.5" RK LA \| 5.13s \| Armored Head to Toe

08-26-2009, 08:44 PM	#6
motokeen Jeeper Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: k3 Posts: 453	You have to get their attention with the name. Like an 800lb woman in a thong. You don't want to look but you just have too. Oh Thanks for giving my post top honors!

08-26-2009, 09:44 PM	#9
distortedtj Just a country boy. WF Supporting Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: always watching. Posts: 6,901	Some thread titles make me giggle......you know it tickles my special place. __________________ *Wars may come and go but my soldiers remain Eternal.* All my complaints shrink to nothing... I'm ashamed of all my somethings.

08-26-2009, 10:20 PM	#12
jpdocdave The Doctor is Out WF Supporting Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: beach park, il Posts: 7,138	here: loud clunking sound from rear __________________ I got probs Project "Crazy Red Head":http://photobucket.com/yj_build_pics as of 9/09

08-26-2009, 10:56 PM	#17
distortedtj Just a country boy. WF Supporting Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: always watching. Posts: 6,901	Who posted these? High speed vibrations Quick trip to the mountains. Exshaust rattle. To boot or not to boot. Comforts of home. __________________ *Wars may come and go but my soldiers remain Eternal.* All my complaints shrink to nothing... I'm ashamed of all my somethings.

08-27-2009, 12:15 PM	#19
stevens243 Power to the Sheeple! WF Supporting Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,967	stop that. __________________ Larry 06 Rubicon, 6" Fabtech lift, 35's, winch etc. Next mod: 4:56's. (on order and scheduled) After that: Upgrades by attrition

08-27-2009, 05:45 PM	#23
distortedtj Just a country boy. WF Supporting Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: always watching. Posts: 6,901	Most resent one... "can you take a peek at my under carrage?" __________________ *Wars may come and go but my soldiers remain Eternal.* All my complaints shrink to nothing... I'm ashamed of all my somethings.

08-28-2009, 05:52 AM	#28
coyote_94yj Instigator WF Supporting Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: UK Posts: 7,907	only because you mentioned it. __________________ __________ l__l__\____\ l/-\l-_l_/ --#llllll#- \__/ - \____H ___H (o)__) (o)__)---o-)__) Wrench, Wreck, Repeat. Caterpillar Jeep Pics 94 YJ with a couple bolt-ons

09-14-2009, 01:02 PM	#29
ccain Taste the milky power! WF Lifetime Member ::WF Moderator:: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Calcium City, Milkquarious Posts: 5,303	Here are this weeks additions: Do you think you could? Yes... Yes I can! My jeep is running hot I dated a chick in college like that. Bed liner review sticky? Wow... Um, it got you that excited huh? She's gonna be a beast! So, looks like the perspective parents confirmed the sex of the baby and it's gonna be just like Mama. Keeping the seats dry "Haven't had that problem since I started wearing those Depends. Just wanted everyone to know.... Oh god, please don't use this forum to come out! Pullin yourself back out or pullin yourself on thru Umm... What you do alone is none of my business. But, what ever blows your hair back. Just throwing this out there. Hey! You keep that to yourself! Is my jeep catching anything from this forum? Nope! This forum has had ALL of its shots!

09-14-2009, 01:52 PM	#30
Cons_Table Jeeper Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 363	Hill Problem sounds like this guy is havin trouble gettin up... shame on me __________________ '99 Jeep Wrangler Sport/2.5" Skyjacker Lift/32" BFG All Terrains/K&N Cold Air Intake/Banks Torque Tube Headers/Banks Monster Cat Back/Kenwood Deck/VDP 6-Speaker Soundbar/10" Kicker-Solobaric/Flush Mount Brake Lights/Viking Soft Top/etc...

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