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Old 08-26-2009, 06:17 PM   #1
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Some thread titles make me giggle... Or "what I'd really like to post but can't". :D

Yup, when I read some of the thread titles on here my mind goes in weird places without open the thread.

Here are some examples:

Transmission doing strange things. Like what? Dresses up as a woman and hangs out in bars?

Whining coming from Tranny. Umm, maybe he/she needs bigger shoes.

I'm screwed! Well, good for you!

Water burning What the hell? Is my x-wife cooking again?

Voltage gauge pinned... loses welterweight title. Film at 11.

Tire rub help No way you sicko! Go rub your own tire!

Help, Trouble Shooting. OK, relax, watch your breathing, acquire your site picture, center mass and remember, squeeze don't pull.

No bus Hahahaha Looks like you're walkin' pal!

Ok you all talked me in to it!! Good, remember there is no such thing as too much lube!

Changing the Front Bumper Obama never said anything about that!

What's that noise That sucking sound is your head coming out of your arse.

Do I Dare! Hey, what ever blows your hair back!

Wax stains on fenders Unh huh, yeah... Sure... Wax stains. Right.

Flat fender job Yeah? How much extra is that ma'am?

What size welder? A Big one!

shes getting faster And Leon's getting larrrrrrger!

KY. Jeepin OK, I've driven through the Squeeze but this takes the cake!

My little rant. Is that anything like a pony? I like ponies!

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Have you ever considered medication?

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Old 08-26-2009, 06:44 PM   #3
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meditation? Basket weaving? Do they let you play with scissors?
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Old 08-26-2009, 06:46 PM   #4
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meditation? Basket weaving? Do they let you play with scissors?
Scissors?! HA, they used to let me play with guns!
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You have to get their attention with the name. Like an 800lb woman in a thong. You don't want to look but you just have too. Oh Thanks for giving my post top honors!
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How about "changing tranny fluid".
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How about "changing tranny fluid".

That one's serious, you have to change their fluid.... otherwise it grows back.
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Some thread titles make me giggle......you know it tickles my special place.
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That one's serious, you have to change their fluid.... otherwise it grows back.
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i'm suprised you missed an oldy but a goody, http://www.wranglerforum.com/f5/whin...highlight=rear

aw crap never mind, i'm thinking of another one, i'll find it.
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Hey hey, we don't want to be talking about your "rear clunking". That's just grose.
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That one's serious, you have to change their fluid.... otherwise it grows back.


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Some thread titles make me giggle......you know it tickles my special place.
Just TOOOOOO MUCH freaking information. Your keep your "special place" to yourself sir this is a family forum.
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:26 AM   #18
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although i have not seen a thread with this title:

"Strange Smell Coming From Tranny...Do You Think I Should Get A Hummer?"

i think it would be an interesting read
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That one's serious, you have to change their fluid.... otherwise it grows back.
Bigger?
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although i have not seen a thread with this title:

"Strange Smell Coming From Tranny...Do You Think I Should Get A Hummer?"

i think it would be an interesting read
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although i have not seen a thread with this title:

"Strange Smell Coming From Tranny...Do You Think I Should Get A Hummer?"

i think it would be an interesting read
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Most resent one...

"can you take a peek at my under carrage?"
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"can you take a peek at my under carrage?"
Depends ... what's the view like under your carrage.
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Depends ... what's the view like under your carrage.

...herasment!...I'm telling.

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"can you take a peek at my under carrage?"
sounds like a support garment
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Old 08-27-2009, 07:26 PM   #27
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"can you take a peek at my under carrage?"
why do i have a feeling this is going to revert back to the "tranny"
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only because you mentioned it.
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Old 09-14-2009, 12:02 PM   #29
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Here are this weeks additions:

Do you think you could? Yes... Yes I can!

My jeep is running hot I dated a chick in college like that.

Bed liner review sticky? Wow... Um, it got you that excited huh?

She's gonna be a beast! So, looks like the perspective parents confirmed the sex of the baby and it's gonna be just like Mama.

Keeping the seats dry "Haven't had that problem since I started wearing those Depends.

Just wanted everyone to know.... Oh god, please don't use this forum to come out!

Pullin yourself back out or pullin yourself on thru Umm... What you do alone is none of my business. But, what ever blows your hair back.

Just throwing this out there. Hey! You keep that to yourself!

Is my jeep catching anything from this forum? Nope! This forum has had ALL of its shots!
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Hill Problem sounds like this guy is havin trouble gettin up...

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