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08-26-2009, 06:17 PM
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#1 | | Pure California Gold
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| Some thread titles make me giggle... Or "what I'd really like to post but can't". :D
Yup, when I read some of the thread titles on here my mind goes in weird places without open the thread.
Here are some examples: Transmission doing strange things. Like what? Dresses up as a woman and hangs out in bars? Whining coming from Tranny. Umm, maybe he/she needs bigger shoes. I'm screwed! Well, good for you! Water burning What the hell? Is my x-wife cooking again? Voltage gauge pinned... loses welterweight title. Film at 11. Tire rub help No way you sicko! Go rub your own tire! Help, Trouble Shooting. OK, relax, watch your breathing, acquire your site picture, center mass and remember, squeeze don't pull. No bus Hahahaha Looks like you're walkin' pal! Ok you all talked me in to it!! Good, remember there is no such thing as too much lube! Changing the Front Bumper Obama never said anything about that! What's that noise That sucking sound is your head coming out of your arse. Do I Dare! Hey, what ever blows your hair back! Wax stains on fenders Unh huh, yeah... Sure... Wax stains. Right.  Flat fender job Yeah? How much extra is that ma'am? What size welder? A Big one! shes getting faster And Leon's getting larrrrrrger! KY. Jeepin OK, I've driven through the Squeeze but this takes the cake! My little rant. Is that anything like a pony? I like ponies!
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08-26-2009, 06:41 PM
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#2 | | Ummm, Cupcakes
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Have you ever considered medication?
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08-26-2009, 06:44 PM
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#3 | | Ummm, Cupcakes
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meditation? Basket weaving? Do they let you play with scissors?
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride!".
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08-26-2009, 06:46 PM
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#4 | | Pure California Gold
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Originally Posted by JDsDream  Have you ever considered medication? | Yes.  Quote:
Originally Posted by JDsDream meditation? Basket weaving? Do they let you play with scissors? | Scissors?! HA, they used to let me play with guns! | |
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08-26-2009, 06:47 PM
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#5 | | I am the blonde stranger
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^^^^Thank God none of my post are there
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08-26-2009, 07:44 PM
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#6 | | Jeeper
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You have to get their attention with the name. Like an 800lb woman in a thong. You don't want to look but you just have too. Oh Thanks for giving my post top honors!
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08-26-2009, 07:50 PM
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#7 | | Extremely Humble
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How about "changing tranny fluid". 
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08-26-2009, 08:10 PM
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#8 | | should be writing
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Originally Posted by Scout How about "changing tranny fluid". |
That one's serious, you have to change their fluid.... otherwise it grows back.
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lose and loose are not interchangeable • it’s weird, not wierd • their is possessive, they’re is a contraction for “they are”, there is a place or idea
your and you’re, if you figured out their and they’re you’ve got it
it’s is a contraction, its is a possessive • definitely has no a and ridiculous has no e • effect is a noun, affect is a verb
whether and weather are not the same • alot is not a word • then is all about time, than is all about comparison
two, too, and to are not just spelled differently for fun
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08-26-2009, 08:44 PM
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#9 | | I do stuff and things.
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08-26-2009, 09:19 PM
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#10 | | Extremely Humble
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Originally Posted by tiny terror That one's serious, you have to change their fluid.... otherwise it grows back. |
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08-26-2009, 09:19 PM
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#11 | | guilty of malpractice
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Originally Posted by JDsDream Have you ever considered medication? | 
i'm suprised you missed an oldy but a goody, Whining coming from Tranny...I think
aw crap never mind, i'm thinking of another one, i'll find it.
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08-26-2009, 09:20 PM
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#12 | | guilty of malpractice
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08-26-2009, 09:21 PM
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#13 | | Pushy, Loudmouthed, and Ballsy
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08-26-2009, 09:22 PM
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#14 | | I do stuff and things.
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Originally Posted by jpdocdave | Hey hey, we don't want to be talking about your "rear clunking". That's just grose.
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08-26-2009, 09:42 PM
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#15 | | I am the blonde stranger
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Originally Posted by Dare2BSquare A full blown Jeep woody!
Are now! | I don't like being left out
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08-26-2009, 09:44 PM
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#16 | | HAMming it up in WA
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Originally Posted by tiny terror That one's serious, you have to change their fluid.... otherwise it grows back. | Quote:
Originally Posted by distortedtj Some thread titles make me giggle......you know it tickles my special place. | Just TOOOOOO MUCH freaking information. Your keep your "special place" to yourself sir this is a family forum. 
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08-26-2009, 09:56 PM
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#17 | | I do stuff and things.
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Who posted these?
High speed vibrations
Quick trip to the mountains. 
Exshaust rattle. 
To boot or not to boot. 
Comforts of home.  
__________________ Wars may come and go but my soldiers remain Eternal.
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08-27-2009, 08:26 AM
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#18 | | Intentionally Left Blank
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although i have not seen a thread with this title: "Strange Smell Coming From Tranny...Do You Think I Should Get A Hummer?"
i think it would be an interesting read
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08-27-2009, 11:15 AM
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#19 | | Super crybaby
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stop that.
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08-27-2009, 11:42 AM
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#20 | | Jeeper
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Originally Posted by tiny terror That one's serious, you have to change their fluid.... otherwise it grows back. | Bigger? | |
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08-27-2009, 02:24 PM
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08-27-2009, 04:37 PM
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#22 | | Captain Chaos
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Originally Posted by jgano23 although i have not seen a thread with this title: "Strange Smell Coming From Tranny...Do You Think I Should Get A Hummer?"
i think it would be an interesting read | Oh no you di'ent!! | |
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08-27-2009, 04:45 PM
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#23 | | I do stuff and things.
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Most resent one...
"can you take a peek at my under carrage?"
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08-27-2009, 05:35 PM
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#24 | | just a good ole' boy
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Originally Posted by distortedtj Most resent one...
"can you take a peek at my under carrage?" | Depends ... what's the view like under your carrage.
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08-27-2009, 05:47 PM
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#25 | | I do stuff and things.
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Originally Posted by TooTallTolar Depends ... what's the view like under your carrage. | ...herasment!...I'm telling.
__________________ Wars may come and go but my soldiers remain Eternal.
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08-27-2009, 06:32 PM
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#26 | | Ummm, Cupcakes
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Originally Posted by distortedtj
"can you take a peek at my under carrage?" | sounds like a support garment
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08-27-2009, 07:26 PM
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#27 | | Intentionally Left Blank
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Originally Posted by distortedtj Most resent one...
"can you take a peek at my under carrage?" | why do i have a feeling this is going to revert back to the "tranny"
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08-28-2009, 04:52 AM
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#28 | | Captain Chaos
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only because you mentioned it.
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09-14-2009, 12:02 PM
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#29 | | Pure California Gold
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Here are this weeks additions: Do you think you could? Yes... Yes I can! My jeep is running hot I dated a chick in college like that. Bed liner review sticky? Wow... Um, it got you that excited huh? She's gonna be a beast! So, looks like the perspective parents confirmed the sex of the baby and it's gonna be just like Mama. Keeping the seats dry "Haven't had that problem since I started wearing those Depends. Just wanted everyone to know.... Oh god, please don't use this forum to come out! Pullin yourself back out or pullin yourself on thru Umm... What you do alone is none of my business. But, what ever blows your hair back. Just throwing this out there. Hey! You keep that to yourself! Is my jeep catching anything from this forum? Nope! This forum has had ALL of its shots!
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09-14-2009, 12:52 PM
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#30 | | Jeeper
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| Hill Problem sounds like this guy is havin trouble gettin up...
shame on me 
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