tell us something about the person below you... - Page 3

**coyote_94yj** · 11-23-2008, 12:08 PM

And let me tell you it was hard to cut the glass in a perfect circle.
The person below me is a cool hansom dude

**coyote_94yj** · 11-23-2008, 12:09 PM

Ohh why thank you. Thats nice to hear.

The person below me needs to learn to post more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. You need learn to post like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film. You need to learn to post like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than Ben Affleck. And now, all I can think about is your ineptitude, and that sh*tty movie.

**ccain** · 11-28-2008, 08:44 PM

Hmmm... Micheal Bay DID miss the mark! But at least he didn't rape the memory of the sailors and soldiers that lost their lives the way Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raped Indiana Jones! I've seen less back door action on OZ! COME ON!!!! ALIENS?!?!?! I guess it's no more fanciful than The Ark of the Covenant or Holy Grail.... Anyway...

The person below me Tivo's soap operas all day. Then, at night, sets naked and covered in baby oil on a couch covered in plastic, drinking a Zima and eating snackwells. Yup, a real tuff guy!

**jgano23** · 12-01-2008, 09:11 AM

the baby oil and plastic make it easy for me to quickly utilize the entire couch. BTW do not attempt to quickly sit down it looks kinda like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaKByOtCWy4

oh ya, the person below eats yellow snow.

orange05tj · 12-01-2008, 08:25 PM

is there any better snow?

the person below me still wonders what that little brown spot in the old McNuggets was and also ponders on what they were made of before they were made from all white meat.

**ccain** · 12-01-2008, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orange05tj

the person below me still wonders what that little brown spot in the old McNuggets was and also ponders on what they were made of before they were made from all white meat.

Yes... Yes I do! I have seen real chickens and can honestly say that there are NO parts of the chicken that are any of the 3 shapes McNuggets come in.

The person below me freaks when the Wal-Mart lady yells over the loud speaker then clutches his ears and falls to the floor screaming "THE VOICES ARE BACK! THE VOICES ARE BACK!".

**tiny terror** · 12-01-2008, 09:49 PM

I only do that for the effect. It's fun, like you yelling Cwisssss, chocate miwk in the grocery store.

The person below me likes to knock scooters over to pick fights with "bikers".

orange05tj · 12-01-2008, 09:55 PM

yes, but only if they are on Jazzy scooters

the person below me is not drunk, just exhausted from being up all night drinking.

**distortedtj** · 12-01-2008, 10:08 PM

Yep. but mostly I just got spit up formula from the baby. YUCK.

the person below me is drunk, because they were up all night working.

**jgano23** · 12-01-2008, 10:11 PM

ya, and all that water makes me have ot pee.

the person below likes to bite the ends off of twizzlers and use as a straw to snort pixie sticks

**distortedtj** · 12-01-2008, 10:15 PM

not since elementry school. it was all the rave!

the person below me was in the school band for the chicks.

orange05tj · 12-01-2008, 10:23 PM

only for 1 grade

the person below likes to shop for KY warming sensation lotion at Wal Mart wearing a crash helmet with the drool cup

**jgano23** · 12-01-2008, 11:00 PM

Yep, and this is my license plate.

the person below is a "whopper virgin"

jdhallissey · 12-01-2008, 11:02 PM

The person below me drives a H3 hhaa

**jgano23** · 12-01-2008, 11:09 PM

no, no, no. you miss understood. I drive an H3 Recovery Vehicle, in other words, a JEEP.

the person below is on santa's naughty list and is getting nothing but coal.

**stevens243** · 12-02-2008, 01:04 PM

Have been on santa's naughty list every year since 1983. Went from the coal list to the spanking list in 1985.

The person below puts peso's in the salvation army collection boxes outside of Wal-Mart AND tells the bell ringer "you're welcome".

RatherBNmexico · 12-02-2008, 03:32 PM

yes, because thats the only type of change the prostitutes take!

The person below me runs away from the salvation army bell ringers!

orange05tj · 12-02-2008, 03:36 PM

yes I do. they annoy me

the person below me likes to pee on santas lap at the mall

**stevens243** · 12-02-2008, 04:18 PM

That wasn't "pee".

Person below is now applying for a mall santa job.

**ccain** · 12-02-2008, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevens243

That wasn't "pee".

Person below is now applying for a mall santa job.

Make that "applied"... Sadly though, I don't speak Spanish and didn't get the job!

The person below me wears a mistletoe belt buckle out to the gay clubs.

JeepersdoitDeeper · 12-02-2008, 10:06 PM

Theres nothing wrong with gay marriage, as long as both chicks are hot!

The person below me never took down their New Kids On The Block poster thats been up since Hanging Tough was on the air.

02Prove · 12-02-2008, 10:47 PM

They made a come back...didn't they?

The person below me farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles when they come up.

**coyote_94yj** · 12-03-2008, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 02Prove

They made a come back...didn't they?

The person below me farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles when they come up.

That's lights not bites. You should try it some time. They don't all burn the same color. AND if your real good and get a bunch in a row it kinda sounds like a machine gun. Just one of the things I've learned from the British.

The person below me has a scrap book full of pictures of David Hasslehoff hidden under their bed.

02Prove · 12-03-2008, 11:11 AM

...to my defense KITT is in most of them.

The person below me has a secret booger fetish.

**jgano23** · 12-03-2008, 05:47 PM

Oh, its no secret. I'll show you my collection if you want. there's all different colors and textures and sizes.

the person below has potentially fatal plumbers crack.

**coyote_94yj** · 12-03-2008, 07:23 PM

I'm getting there. I need larger pants so they hand down more. You know...below the equator. LOL

Ma na ma na................................

**4point** · 12-03-2008, 07:30 PM

Do dooooo....................do do.........

Ma na ma na.......................

**amy** · 12-03-2008, 07:31 PM

Do Doooooooo, D do do

The person below me has a jeep fetish.

**distortedtj** · 12-03-2008, 11:41 PM

Thats what the wife says.

The person below me cant identify everything in trail mix and that why they love it.

**amy** · 12-04-2008, 12:59 AM

LOL, yup.

The person below me looks "up" to me. Bahahahahaha.

11-23-2008, 12:08 PM	#61
coyote_94yj Instigator WF Supporting Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: UK Posts: 7,903	And let me tell you it was hard to cut the glass in a perfect circle. The person below me is a cool hansom dude __________________ __________ l__l__\____\ l/-\l-_l_/ --#llllll#- \__/ - \____H ___H (o)__) (o)__)---o-)__) Wrench, Wreck, Repeat. Caterpillar Jeep Pics 94 YJ with a couple bolt-ons

11-23-2008, 12:09 PM	#62
coyote_94yj Instigator WF Supporting Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: UK Posts: 7,903	Ohh why thank you. Thats nice to hear. The person below me needs to learn to post more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. You need learn to post like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film. You need to learn to post like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than Ben Affleck. And now, all I can think about is your ineptitude, and that shtty movie. __________________ __________ l__l__\____\ l/-\l-_l_/ --#llllll#- \__/ - \____H ___H (o)__) (o)__)---o-)__) Wrench, Wreck, Repeat.* Caterpillar Jeep Pics 94 YJ with a couple bolt-ons

11-28-2008, 08:44 PM	#63
ccain Taste the milky power! WF Lifetime Member ::WF Moderator:: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Calcium City, Milkquarious Posts: 5,303	Hmmm... Micheal Bay DID miss the mark! But at least he didn't rape the memory of the sailors and soldiers that lost their lives the way Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raped Indiana Jones! I've seen less back door action on OZ! COME ON!!!! ALIENS?!?!?! I guess it's no more fanciful than The Ark of the Covenant or Holy Grail.... Anyway... The person below me Tivo's soap operas all day. Then, at night, sets naked and covered in baby oil on a couch covered in plastic, drinking a Zima and eating snackwells. Yup, a real tuff guy! __________________ Old age and treachery will beat youth and enthusiasm any day.

12-01-2008, 08:25 PM	#65
orange05tj Jeeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life. Posts: 3,519	is there any better snow? the person below me still wonders what that little brown spot in the old McNuggets was and also ponders on what they were made of before they were made from all white meat. __________________ Your gonna be in a great mood all day because your gonna be slapping your troubles away

12-01-2008, 09:49 PM	#67
tiny terror should be writing... WF Vendor WF Lifetime Member ::WF Administrator:: Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the beach Posts: 13,607	I only do that for the effect. It's fun, like you yelling Cwisssss, chocate miwk in the grocery store. The person below me likes to knock scooters over to pick fights with "bikers". __________________ Back into the Sand A short detour through Hell

12-01-2008, 09:55 PM	#68
orange05tj Jeeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life. Posts: 3,519	yes, but only if they are on Jazzy scooters the person below me is not drunk, just exhausted from being up all night drinking. __________________ Your gonna be in a great mood all day because your gonna be slapping your troubles away

12-01-2008, 10:08 PM	#69
distortedtj Just a country boy. WF Supporting Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: always watching. Posts: 6,903	Yep. but mostly I just got spit up formula from the baby. YUCK. the person below me is drunk, because they were up all night working. __________________ *Wars may come and go but my soldiers remain Eternal.* All my complaints shrink to nothing... I'm ashamed of all my somethings.

12-01-2008, 10:15 PM	#71
distortedtj Just a country boy. WF Supporting Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: always watching. Posts: 6,903	not since elementry school. it was all the rave! the person below me was in the school band for the chicks. __________________ *Wars may come and go but my soldiers remain Eternal.* All my complaints shrink to nothing... I'm ashamed of all my somethings.

12-01-2008, 10:23 PM	#72
orange05tj Jeeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life. Posts: 3,519	only for 1 grade the person below likes to shop for KY warming sensation lotion at Wal Mart wearing a crash helmet with the drool cup __________________ Your gonna be in a great mood all day because your gonna be slapping your troubles away

12-01-2008, 11:02 PM	#74
jdhallissey Jeeper Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Zion,IL Posts: 3,384	The person below me drives a H3 hhaa

12-02-2008, 01:04 PM	#76
stevens243 Power to the Sheeple! WF Supporting Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,965	Have been on santa's naughty list every year since 1983. Went from the coal list to the spanking list in 1985. The person below puts peso's in the salvation army collection boxes outside of Wal-Mart AND tells the bell ringer "you're welcome". __________________ Larry 06 Rubicon, 6" Fabtech lift, 35's, winch etc. Next mod: 4:56's. (on order and scheduled) After that: Upgrades by attrition

12-02-2008, 03:32 PM	#77
RatherBNmexico Jeeper Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 3,226	yes, because thats the only type of change the prostitutes take! The person below me runs away from the salvation army bell ringers! __________________ My Flickr, click me My Running Blog, please comment!

12-02-2008, 03:36 PM	#78
orange05tj Jeeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life. Posts: 3,519	yes I do. they annoy me the person below me likes to pee on santas lap at the mall __________________ Your gonna be in a great mood all day because your gonna be slapping your troubles away

12-02-2008, 04:18 PM	#79
stevens243 Power to the Sheeple! WF Supporting Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,965	That wasn't "pee". Person below is now applying for a mall santa job. __________________ Larry 06 Rubicon, 6" Fabtech lift, 35's, winch etc. Next mod: 4:56's. (on order and scheduled) After that: Upgrades by attrition

12-02-2008, 10:06 PM	#81
JeepersdoitDeeper Jeeper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: United States of Texas Posts: 629	Theres nothing wrong with gay marriage, as long as both chicks are hot! The person below me never took down their New Kids On The Block poster thats been up since Hanging Tough was on the air. __________________ "I am awesome... If I were any more fun I'd be boobs and bubblewrap" Kill All Humans Letting homeless people touch me for a quarter since 1984 People are just bastard coated bastards with a bastard filling...

12-02-2008, 10:47 PM	#82
02Prove I luv bourbonz! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Horn Lake, MS Posts: 2,614	They made a come back...didn't they? The person below me farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles when they come up. __________________ "So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey." W. C. Fields Sometimes the best laid plans never get you laid the way you planned.

12-03-2008, 11:11 AM	#84
02Prove I luv bourbonz! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Horn Lake, MS Posts: 2,614	...to my defense KITT is in most of them. The person below me has a secret booger fetish. __________________ "So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey." W. C. Fields Sometimes the best laid plans never get you laid the way you planned.

12-03-2008, 07:23 PM	#86
coyote_94yj Instigator WF Supporting Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: UK Posts: 7,903	I'm getting there. I need larger pants so they hand down more. You know...below the equator. LOL Ma na ma na................................ __________________ __________ l__l__\____\ l/-\l-_l_/ --#llllll#- \__/ - \____H ___H (o)__) (o)__)---o-)__) Wrench, Wreck, Repeat. Caterpillar Jeep Pics 94 YJ with a couple bolt-ons

12-03-2008, 07:30 PM	#87
4point Wheel it! ::WF Moderator:: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Central Sierra Posts: 7,144	Do dooooo....................do do......... Ma na ma na....................... __________________ 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

12-03-2008, 07:31 PM	#88
amy not chris ::WF Moderator:: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: in cognito Posts: 4,974	Do Doooooooo, D do do The person below me has a jeep fetish. __________________ Good girls go to Heaven. Jeep girls go where ever they want.

12-03-2008, 11:41 PM	#89
distortedtj Just a country boy. WF Supporting Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: always watching. Posts: 6,903	Thats what the wife says. The person below me cant identify everything in trail mix and that why they love it. __________________ *Wars may come and go but my soldiers remain Eternal.* All my complaints shrink to nothing... I'm ashamed of all my somethings.

12-04-2008, 12:59 AM	#90
amy not chris ::WF Moderator:: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: in cognito Posts: 4,974	LOL, yup. The person below me looks "up" to me. Bahahahahaha. __________________ Good girls go to Heaven. Jeep girls go where ever they want.

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