hey I'm 25 and I own 2 houses,I'm a pretty responsible person so I'm allowed to be juvenile sometimes. It's better than getting police involved over a stupid little thing like this so I take it into my own hands and make it fun. Besides most neighbors would either call the cops eventually or just pick it up. I don't get mad in the least I just turned it into a game. I crapped in his front yard one night after he was standing on his porch watching his dog poop 3 feet in front of my porch. I stood in the window and watched then smiled and thought "now the games begin" and this is where we have ended up. I have a poop pile by my porch from my dog, when he gets home at night I sling shot dog rounds at him while he tries to get in the front door, he laughed last time so I think were friends now either that or hes planning on killing me in my sleep. it's 5 degrees out right now so they will be nice and hard for tonight's festivities.

Besides he some jackass who moved up here last winter from Massachusetts, while it's perfectly acceptable and probably even encouraged to be a rude a$$hole in Massachusetts, when he tries that here I rain on his parade.

damn Massholes....

So, where you are in VT, would this masshole be considered, "From away?" I am always curious about local dialect boundaries.

i .... eh ... ok have fun then just everyone remember don't ever let adkjoe ever make food after he's touched a slingshot

I think you could have simply ended that after don't let ADKJoe make food. Remember, he keeps a pile of poop outside his door. The poop doesn't pile itself you know.

That's right I have piled poop as ammunition for my slingshot outside my door.

Yea i'm about 10 miles from Canada. Massholes are people from Massachusetts, basically A$$holes with an "M" for Massachusetts . At least that's the local slang for them.

I don't like the guy that lives next to me. He stinks. He just has a crappy 'tude about everything. Now the rest of his family are okay. They are nice and what not, but he is just an ______.

im not really sure about the lady across the hall.. she works damn near the same hours as me (i get home at 2:30 am and she gets home around 3:30 am)

but the old lady below me is the wicked witch of the west.. her husband is dying and she is constantly yelling at him (he can barely move) and shes tellin him that she doesnt care what he does any more and to go out and do whatever.. (yes my girl and i can here her yelling at him almost constantly) yet she called in a noise complaint on me twice (first time i was moving in my apartment and she got mad because we were still moving in at around 8:30 pm and the 2nd time was because comcast came to hook up cable and i guess he was making noise up in the attic running cable, keep in mind i didnt seem to hear him but she was able to hear him below us)

not to mention she is a total red head with a red vette that says torch on it.. and has red ducttape holding down its headlights and holding on the front bumper and keeping the gastank closed.. yet she goes shopping EVERYDAY.. ive been here almost 4 months and her hubby has only been outside like twice and hes using an oxygen mask.. shes like 20 years younger than him and he looks almost homeless and shes dressed up like peggy off married with children minus weighin like 250+

Try shooting poo at him with a slingshot.

^ haha...I'm telling you theirs no better stress reliever....

I had neighbors like that when I was in Iraq, they also wipe their butt with the left hand, and kids want candy and futbol (soccer ball), and the call you mister .

There are some hot women at my apartment complex. I went out with one of them a few times but she has since moved away and won't return my texts or phone calls. I think maybe she lost her phone and bought a new one... with a new number... and forgot to cancel her old number... lol.