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Old 01-14-2010, 01:02 AM   #1
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The Confessions Thread

Alright, so lay em out
I'm guessing most are going to be funny, but on some other forums, it has become pretty deep. Do whatever you want
I'll start...

-I am ambidextrous
-I have a Snuggie and love it
-I have never had a serious girlfriend (have had gf's... just nothing serious)
-I always worry about money even though I am doing fine
-I love my car more than some of my past girlfriends
-I miss my dog since he passed away and think about him all the time
-I miss my Jeep

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Old 01-14-2010, 04:37 AM   #2
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Old 01-14-2010, 07:22 AM   #3
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I'm (not so secretly) envious of all the people with nicely built Jeeps here...
I really should stop smoking.
I have no idea what color my hair really is.
I spend too much time on the internet.
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Old 01-14-2010, 07:22 AM   #4
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-im partially amidexterious
-i want to learn another language, cant choose which and never follow through...
-i wish i could quit my job
-i almost constantly consider my life if i won the lottery and was super rich
-ill tear up in a movie if it moves me
-i have very little concept of death... emotionally (i remember conciously trying to cry because i knew i should/was expected to when my close grandmother/grandfather died, seperate occasions.)
-i prefer the idea of manual labor and enjoy it, but dont want to do it for a living... (currently sit in front of a computer) eventhough it is much more satisfying to myself
-my wife doesnt understand my when it comes to the jeep/wanting to get out of the house...


thats enough for now
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Old 01-14-2010, 08:46 AM   #5
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bless me father, for i have sinned. it has been 15 years since my last confession.
i didn't come to a complete stop at a stop sign.
i steal music from the interwebs.
i don't feel bad about it ^
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Old 01-14-2010, 09:13 AM   #6
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I'm 67 yr's old
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Been retired 17 years
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Old 01-14-2010, 09:25 AM   #8
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I have never smoked a single cigarette in my life and I can count on one hand how many times I have physically touched one.

My active lung capacity is larger than the displacement of my TJs 4.0 (I discovered this the other day on my girlfriends dads breathing machine thing)

I'm very cold and heartless with the ability to detach myself from a situation that would otherwise make me "feel" something but only when it comes to people really. The mistreatment of dogs will make me cry and lash out. I love dogs.

I've been dating my girlfriend for about 3 years and for about a year and a half she has told me she loves me and means it. I've never said it back. I respond every time with "nice".
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Old 01-14-2010, 08:08 PM   #10
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I confess that I will need to study statue of limitations before I confess to anything.
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Old 01-14-2010, 08:25 PM   #11
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I confess that.......


-I want to quit my job
-I want to move out of Delaware
-I want to quit smoking
-I want to sell my dodge ram
- I want to win the lottery
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Old 01-14-2010, 08:37 PM   #12
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geez where to start...

-i already have my lotto money spent and i never won it
-i hate smoking but cant stop
-i hate watching tv
-im actually really smart just play dumb
-much rather walk around in boxers then clothes
-i want a tattoo of johnny cash

thats all i want to admit to right now
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i miss my toyota 4runner
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Old 01-14-2010, 11:28 PM   #14
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i popped a handicapped girls wheelchair tire in 4th grade
i shot flares at some people partying once and lied about it to the cops
i spent all the money i made out on the oil rigs on alcohol(13000 in 6 months)
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Old 01-15-2010, 02:18 AM   #15
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- I don't have any social skills so I typically avoid social situations.
- I have comprehension problems. It takes me longer to understand or get things and when I do it is usually at surface level.
- I didn't have but one or two friends in high school and consequently was picked on.
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Old 01-15-2010, 03:56 AM   #16
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I have been in a serious relationship sense i was 14. Not the same one but a few, never really had a short term relationship.

Some days i miss my ex fiance.

I really hate people.

I am sure there is more.
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Old 01-15-2010, 07:45 AM   #17
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- I don't have any social skills so I typically avoid social situations.
- I have comprehension problems. It takes me longer to understand or get things and when I do it is usually at surface level.
- I didn't have but one or two friends in high school and consequently was picked on.
i like you and consider you to be my friend, does that count?
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:32 AM   #18
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-i hate my job but wont quit
-i cant stand religious fanatics or anti religious fanatics
-i tend to flip flop on some political views
- and i have an anger management problem or at least that's what I'm told
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:58 AM   #19
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- I am the legendary smart blonde!
- I hate people in general, but know some outstanding individuals.
- I relate to Dilbert.
- I'm passionate about everything, but fickle. Makes me seem like I have ADD.

That's enough introspection for now ....
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Old 01-15-2010, 10:25 AM   #20
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Well mine is more random thoughts that I got from reading above posts...

-I'm only ambidextrous when I masturbate.
-I break speed limits way too often in my other car. (got arrested once when I went over 3x the posted 45mph limit) oops.
-I am bored with my job, however its just too easy for the pay...so i stay.
-My dog axle is awesome
-I can't wait to get a supercharger for my other car.
-I have lots of guns, but I want more. even though I haven't been to the range in months.
-I'm envious of you on here with way cooler jeeps than mine. (majority of you)
-In general I can't stand humans. They are stupid...and irritating.
-I was once accused of being racist by a co-worker (my boss's official statement was "he's an equal opportunity hater, he hates everyone."....she was right)
-I laugh at my own jokes more than anyone else does. (like I said people are stupid).
-I'm sarcastic at times.
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in elementary school my teachers and parents thought i was retarded and had add. turns out i just didnt want to be there, i wanted to be outside playing.
i paid for a friend to have an abortion.
almost all of my friends live out of state

thats good for now. ill be back though with more dirty little secrets.
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This one time at band camp...
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i like you and consider you to be my friend, does that count?
Yes. Thank you. It isn't official till we meet at a M&G or a run somewhere.

As soon as I graduated though I did get a bunch more friends. Weird how that works.
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Old 01-15-2010, 11:39 AM   #24
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I try to stop smoking but can't,
I got a car repo'd last year after losing my career,
My ex gf lied about being on bc and told me she was preggo at 7mos...just as I moved to Colorado,
I used to be a pilot,
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I'm a happy drunk,
I work in front of a computer in a room with no windows,
I long to be debt free before I die so I can move away from people and see the mountains from my living room.
My family is a bunch of friggin retards that dwell on shit that doesn't really matter.

My Jeep is so cool.

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This one time at band camp...
And then?
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...that the band director spend 2 hours...
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I confess to being a Monty Python fan - Poke me with the soft cushions!! Get the Comfy Chair!!!

I confess to envying built up jeeps, but never getting around to building mine.

I confess that I'd rather be out on the water fishing than almost anything else, any water, any fish.

I confess that I have 4 cats and love them all.

I confess that I want a dog, but feel I am not able to own one because I wouldn't be around enough to take care of him/her the way that is neccessary.

I confess that I secretly like the Toyota FJ Cruiser.

I confess that I have zero tolderance for people who are dishonest, dishonorable, or just downright selfish and mean. Once my trust is betrayed, I write a person off.

I have road rage in my own fashion every time I get behind the wheel. I don't yell or curse out loud at people, noe do I flip the bird, honk my horn or flash my lights, but I do notice and comment to myself on the stupid and often inconsiderate/dangerous/boneheaded moves I see others make. This includes, illegal lane changes, no signals, running lights and stop signs, being unable to merge without coming to a complete stop, sitting in the left lane when there is room to move over, and so on...
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Since everyone else is I guess I will too...
I confess....
I hate my job.
I would not spit on half the people at my job if they were on fire.
I would rather be just about anywhere but at my job.
My wife is the best friend I ever had.
I would kill someone if they harmed my wife or kids.
I am a computer geek.
I don't know crap about engines.
My Jeep is my first 4x4 vehicle.

.... that is all for now.
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I hate it when some one touches my head, like taps it or hits it!

I will sit on my computer for hours listening to my itunes music (1/2 a song at a time)

I almost always gag when i brush my teeth

I take super long showers (45 min) and almost all of that time im just standing under the water with my head agains the shower wall

I really want to take a golf club and smash up a car

I'm glad i have my jeep all set up now, but am worried i will never get to throw 44's with lockers on it $$$$

I want to join a local 4x4 club but am affraid i wouldn't do something right or would look dumb, so i dont.

I have a lot of anxiety (fear of the unknown)

I feel like im part of a tiny family on WF, like i would help any of you kick ass at a bar brawl

I love peanut butter toast very very much, and i always eat 4 pieces at a time.

I always look at my poop before i flush it down (not examine it but aknowledge it)

I bought a 500GB hard drive for work (through work) and have put about 300GB worth of music, movies, and programs on it. Nothing related to work

i always wear sox, only time i dont wear sox is in the shower and if i wear sandals.

I can make myself fart

and last for now,

I use 2 Q tips every morning right after i get out of the shower

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