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Old 06-09-2007, 05:58 PM   #1
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Ok, how about a venue for letting off a little steam about what pisses you off from day to day.

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Let me start!!! OMFG!!!!! Have all the females this side of the Mississippi lost their freakin minds? Ok, let me explain. I've been divorced for like 5 years now... Dating has been rough to say the least. Females have been increasingly harder to approach. And when you do get to talk to them, and they find out that you are in the military.....geez, what a bunch of liberal hussies!
And when I am single, WHY DO I ONLY GET HIT ON BY MARRIED WOMEN?!! GO HOME!!!
Look, I'm not picky...well, yeah, I guess I am....
I guess I have to blame myself for this because my past experiences have made me overly cautious and a bit resentful. But some of this crap you can't just make up.


So I have been seeing this young (and I do mean YOUNG...She's 22 and I'm 38...) lady for several weeks now. We had decided to enter into a steady relationship. Things were looking up. Her Mom loves me! I was starting to think that, despite her age, this could possibly blossom into something great. We have a lot in common, the same interests and all.
Last night we go out with some of her friends...Oh I love to do this because theres Me and like 5 hot chicks! Makes me look like Heff....Anyway, we have been getting along great.
About 2:30am, we are still at the bar, just got finished dancing. This guys walks up and starts hitting on her... I was getting pissed...but not as pissed as I was when she gave him her freakin' number with me setting right freakin' there!!!!
WTF?!?!?! I took her home...We didn't speak the whole ride home. When we pulled up in front of her house, I told her that "this wasn't going to work out". She got this deer in the headlight look on her face. "What?! Why?!" she said....I said..."UMMM because the girl that I am in a relationship with shouldn't be flirting with other people in a bar and handing out their number...especially while I'm right freakin' there!" She got PISSED off at me...Started yelling obscenities...And started to tell me that I was to blame and that she could do what she wanted. WTF?!?!
Oh well...back to getting hit on by married women!
Women are EVIL!!!!

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Old 06-09-2007, 06:03 PM   #2
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Yeah that sucks. Luckily my marriage is still strong (or at least I think it is ) I certainly don't envy anyone in their 30's out on the dating scene.

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Old 06-09-2007, 09:33 PM   #3
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Oh my geebus.. I think I am just going to bite my tounge in this thread. Entirely too many things that REALLY piss me off about the American people, American Society, and US politicians etc. on a daily basis. Atleast here in Maryland. Buncha ***** ******* liberal democrat ***** *** ***** ******* Dont even get me started about some of thes "REPUBLICANS" running latley.... Go ruin another country

Im sorry your having issues CCAIN. I just have my friends bring everyone over my house on a weekend basis. Makes my life easier. Couple rules here and there, such as new female rules, skinny dipping rules etc.. and all I really have to do is stay awake sometimes Maybe you should just open up a bar. Have a trusted friend manage it while you are serving our country (thank you btw) and when you come home, youll have UNLIMITED women to choose from
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:09 PM   #4
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No man....let it out! I'm gonna be fillin this thing regularly...Because A LOT of crap grinds my gears!

And yeah...I do actually wanna open a bar....An authentic Irish Pub complete with Soccer Hooligan Night!....Only problem is, I may end up drinking up the profit then punching the patrons!!
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What chaps my ass is the fags who go slower in the fast lane than the people in the other two lanes to the right. Charleston, SC has a large population of idiots who are happy sitting in traffic because they are just plain stupid. Stay out of the fast lane! If I'm going to pay out the nose for this gas, I'm going to enjoy it by driving fast.
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:51 PM   #7
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I don't have enough material to rant about on a daily basis, just stuff that strikes me as absurd. Cali's a Theater of the Absurd.
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:58 PM   #8
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What gets me going is when people are approaching a turn lane and turn on their turn signal. I pull out some to swing into traffic at an opening coming my way and the idiot doesn't turn into the turn lane!!! Starts yelling and flipping me off HE TURNED 3 BLOCKS LATER
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Old 06-09-2007, 11:04 PM   #9
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What gets me going is when people are approaching a turn lane and turn on their turn signal. I pull out some to swing into traffic at an opening coming my way and the idiot doesn't turn into the turn lane!!! Starts yelling and flipping me off HE TURNED 3 BLOCKS LATER
I like to wave to people who give me the bird, with a big smile on my face. Seems to get a reaction
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Old 06-09-2007, 11:19 PM   #10
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mmmm....what pissed me off today?


OH, I KNOW!!

having to pre-pay for $8 in gas on a damn motorcycle!!!
i understand that stations make you do it so scumbags dont drive off. but for fucks sakes its a damn bike. that means i gotta take my crap off. go inside stand in line. go back out and fill up the bike. then go BACK IN and stand in line AGAIN! for my change.
if i gotta pre pay then someone should be out there pumping my gas for me.

i think i will just start sticking my head in the door. and ask for $10 on pump #whatever. go pump my gas (if they turn it on) then go stick my head in the door again and say "hey. your 10 bucks is laying out here on top of the pump. thanks."
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Old 06-10-2007, 12:32 AM   #11
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well my ex girlfriend was cheating on me
i found out from her best friend

the thing that pisses me off:
when I'm going 55 mph down a 2 lane street and some freakin idiot decides to pull in front of me and i have to A) slame the horn (and brakes) and scream B.) swerve into the other lane while flicking them off (thats tricky) or just slam the rear of them with my Jeep
I hate bad drivers
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Old 06-10-2007, 12:36 AM   #12
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I hate people who LIE! I bought a 94 toyota 4x4 truck for my 17 yr old son to drive. When I bought it, it had a check engine light on, but ran good. The guy I bought it from said he had taken it to a shop and it only needed a new oxygen sensor. I changed the sensor, canceled the code and took it for the pre-registration smog test. It failed miserbly as a gross poluter and my hunt for problems began to fix it to pass smog. I found the cat was empty and had to be replaced. I adjusted the valves and a tune up. Then today I found he had drilled a hole in the thermostat, what the $@*#! I guess he thought it would run cooler that way. It also screws up the O2 sensor! That thing will be the death of me. I'm hoping it's done now. GRRrr
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Old 06-10-2007, 09:58 AM   #13
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i have nothing to rant about. i love people.
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Old 06-10-2007, 10:05 AM   #14
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Overbearing people that think they can always get their way by bulldoging people into submission.

Cell phone use while driving. A pedestrian was recently killed here because a person was distracted on a cell phone and caused and large accident.

Kids that think they are in the movie "Fast and Furious" while driving on the freeway. Wake up kiddies Just because you have a drivers license doesn't mean you have the experience to drive like a professional close quarters driver on the freeway.

And anyone who cheats or attempts to cheat on their mate is SCUM in my book.

Just a few
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Old 06-10-2007, 11:19 AM   #15
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i have nothing to rant about. i love people.
I hate people that are "People Persons"
Nah...j/k I don't care what they say about you...You're OK by me!


You know I'm just joking...right?
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Old 06-10-2007, 12:43 PM   #17
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What chaps my ass is the fags who go slower in the fast lane than the people in the other two lanes to the right. Charleston, SC has a large population of idiots who are happy sitting in traffic because they are just plain stupid. Stay out of the fast lane! If I'm going to pay out the nose for this gas, I'm going to enjoy it by driving fast.

I agree!! If someone has got their head up their arse and driving slow in the passing lane, you ought to be able to ram the hell out of em'.

That should be a new law!!
Ram the hell out of em'
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I saw a lifted P/U, with a huge sticker, written in reverse across his front windshield, that said, "SLOWER TRAFFIC USE RIGHT LANE". Can you imagine seeing that in your rear view mirror, up close? I liked it.
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I hate people that are "People Persons"
Nah...j/k I don't care what they say about you...You're OK by me!


You know I'm just joking...right?
hey, i'm sorry i forgot to add dead before people. my bad.
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Old 06-10-2007, 04:15 PM   #20
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hey, i'm sorry i forgot to add dead before people. my bad.
Oh hell...no sweat! I like dead people the most!
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:10 PM   #21
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OK...here ya go!
My stress induced mindless stupidity pee's me off!

Guess what yours truly did this evening.
I took my GSA vehicle back to the armory so one of our privates could use it to drive a person up to MEPS in PA.
This prospective enlistee had a night test to take his ASVAB.
...So time was of the essence.
The top was down on the Jeep, so I threw my laptop bag into it... I put my hand in the pocket of my uniform to get my.....Hey?! Where are my keys?!!! Oh crap! I had left them in the door pocket of the GSA. I could just see the back of the GSA slip off into oblivion past the armory...I whipped out my cell phone and tried to call the private driving the GSA....No answer... I left him several messages. Finally, I broke down and put the top up on the Jeep...Thank god I had the door tops, side curtains and rear window tucked behind the rear seat.
I called my Father to come pick me up.

Ok, so it was my own fault for leaving the keys in the car....But this private is going to have a sore a$$ tomorrow for not answering his phone!:chair:
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....But this private is going to have a sore a$$ tomorrow for not answering his phone!:chair:


<snicker> what ya' <cough> going to do?
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i don't think i want to hear.
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I miss having Privates to abuse.

Gunny is cool.
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You saved yourself from being quoted in my siggy by capitalizing Privates
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You saved yourself from being quoted in my siggy by capitalizing Privates
I almost missed it too. :incog:
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I abuse my Privates every chance I get!!!!
And I have 2 of 'em!
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Old 06-24-2007, 07:29 PM   #29
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There's this dog who wanders my street in the mornings. He's a medium sized black and brown puppy with a well fed little belly and a lovely leather collar around his neck. He's always got a smile on his face while he explores the neighborhood.... my street is 55 miles an hour.

He's been there every morning for the past six weeks, hanging out, watching but never chasing cars. Just trotting along. He's not homeless, someone just isn't careful with him. He's cute as a bug's ear and if I thought he was stray, I'd pick him up.


This morning I drove into town to get something and there he was laying beside the road. Not really even that close to the road. He was in the access driveway of one of the wineries that dot the landscape out here.

Why are people so freaking careless with their pets? Don't have one if you don't love it enough to keep it safe. And what really really chaps my ass is I went out about an hour ago and no one has come an gotten him. He's still there. Sometimes I just really hate people.
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That sucks. They are happy to bring them home, but once they aren't puppies anymore, who cares. Sorry to hear it.

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