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Old 07-04-2008, 01:53 AM   #91
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By the way, I'm damn near 40 and the woman at the grocery store asked me how old I was when i went to buy my booze.
ouch!!!!.............I think. SOCO!!!!!!!

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Old 07-04-2008, 02:06 AM   #92
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and if you sister wants a new bf tell her that we should go on a date in the second weekend in august. i'll fix her jeep and we can wheel in badlands...ahhahah
haha, well, she may go for that...but now we have to replace the damn vibration damper before it goes anywhere

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Old 07-04-2008, 03:35 AM   #93
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ive ran shit in beer pong at my buddies crib.. 17-1.. 17 games of beer pong BEFORE i lost and had to leave the table..

well tonite on my way home.. i stopped in speedway a mile from my house to piss.. a sheriff pulled in after me while i was in the bathroom taking a leak.. i came out and he was at the fountain drinks getting a coke.. he sat at the register for 25 minutes waitin on me to walk up the the register to check out.. i sat in the isle with all the carb cleaner/oil/antifreeze/ect until he left.. funny thing is i pulled out and he was at the building next door waiting on me to leave.. he followed me to my house and when i got home i saw my dads truck was COVERED in shaving cream.. the cop just kept driving because if he would have stopped i would have given him an EAR full because i was sooo mad our dodge got shaving creamed
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Old 07-04-2008, 03:37 AM   #94
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haha, well, she may go for that...but now we have to replace the damn vibration damper before it goes anywhere
ill be there then too.. i was gonna have my gf take her jeep.. then we broke up..

but hey i dunno if ill be with her then or not.. she wont leave me alone =/
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Old 07-04-2008, 03:39 AM   #95
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You all should be nice to the YJ kid. You can tell he's younger because he's drinkin Jaeger.
W.E i got my ex's parents drinking jager bombs..

ill drink that like candy.. because for real it tastes like candy =D

every time i drink a monster i taste jager.. because ALL i drink with jager is monster... and i drink plenty of jager =D

AND YES IM ****ING WASTED
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W.E i got my ex's parents drinking jager bombs..

ill drink that like candy.. because for real it tastes like candy =D

every time i drink a monster i taste jager.. because ALL i drink with jager is monster... and i drink plenty of jager =D

AND YES IM ****ING WASTED

holly shlit moa i love yearger to but... you gotta try wild turky honey.. man it is so good i would drink it just to drink it. ohh man, also italian ice, blue raspberry vodka and sweetand sour. thats where its at. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
anyway man you way lucked out on that cop leavin sorry bout the cream though...lol

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Old 07-04-2008, 10:59 AM   #97
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ouch!!!!.............I think. SOCO!!!!!!!
Ouch???? Nope, she wanted to know if I was old enough Guess I looked sneaky.
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Old 07-04-2008, 11:00 AM   #98
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holly shlit moa i love yearger to but... you gotta try wild turky honey.. man it is so good i would drink it just to drink it. ohh man, also italian ice, blue raspberry vodka and sweetand sour. thats where its at. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
anyway man you way lucked out on that cop leavin sorry bout the cream though...lol

ready for badlands yet!!


Did you just call him honey???
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Old 07-04-2008, 01:34 PM   #99
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Did you just call him honey???
lol TT your funny..

and yep im ready.. been off work for 2 weeks so my jeep isnt coming near as far as expected.. but im starting my apprenticeship monday.. thats a BIG +

if all else fails im gonna swap my stock coils in for my 2'' coils because i got like 4.5-5'' of lift right now =/
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lol TT your funny..

and yep im ready.. been off work for 2 weeks so my jeep isnt coming near as far as expected.. but im starting my apprenticeship monday.. thats a BIG +

if all else fails im gonna swap my stock coils in for my 2'' coils because i got like 4.5-5'' of lift right now =/


awesome. yeah i ma getting an 8.8 locked at the end of the month, so that is when i am gonna go soa, i have the tubing for my stinger and i am welding my tow points on this weekend, i put in my tj drive shaft and i am going to buy a locker for the front end hopefully, so i have made more progress than expected.
this should be a good trip, although funds are becoming more tight ...i drive 70 miles round trip for work, at 11 mpgs you do the math!!!
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Old 07-04-2008, 03:49 PM   #101
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heh i was driving 220 miles a day for work.. driving my xj getting about 18 mpg.. it sucked

my new job ill be driving my tj because its 8 miles away.. =D

if the funds dont start coming in like i want.. i might ditch the 2'' coils and get tube fenders.. it will be cheaper than the currie adjustable cas, sye/ds, and a belly up.. and i can always just hold off on finishing the lift if i lower my jeep back down..

oh whos getting drunk tonite? im going to 2 different keggers.. not including going to my jeep clubs 4th of july party.. heh what kind of question is whos getting drunk tonite? its PARTY TIME
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blahblahblah....blahh bla b;ah blah............blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...... goodnite....
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:36 PM   #103
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blahblahblah....blahh bla b;ah blah............blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...... goodnite....
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Old 07-06-2008, 12:30 AM   #104
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only the weak pass out drunk =D 75% of the time i cant sleep if im drunk.. unless im just WAY to out of it..

man last nite was fun.. took about 30 jello shots with the jeep club... ate some moonshine strawberries and drank some moonshine.. then went to my buddies and drank 2 cases of beer playing beer pong with 3 of my friends..

i was gonna get on here but just couldnt manage myself =D but i did make it home safely
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just got home from hooters, watched the ufc fight. I think we almost dried that place up. The pitchers just kept coming 2 3 atta time. Wings taste good too. good times
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where is everyone....am i home too early???


ya know i just realzed i tried using my cell phone a s the mouse...then i realized i dont even have a mouse
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ooh btw fried pickles re good too
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fried pickles are the shizzit
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Gotta love all the drunks we got on this board. Might have to build a Drunk Monkey section.
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Just got back from a day at the beach and I think this evening calls for a ticket to the tank. Yes. I believe it does.
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Just got back from a day at the beach and I think this evening calls for a ticket to the tank. Yes. I believe it does.
We overflowed the tank on Friday night. It was good times on the 4th.
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We did that Saturday. Karaoke at Texas Lil's. Cain singing Dean Martin. Good times, good times.
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee's

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I was wondering how long it'd take you to dig this thing up!
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Not long at all lad... I'm gonig to steer this vessle for a bit and hope to hell passer bys not be harmed by my erratic ramblings.
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haha, sounds good to me!
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I'm thinking this "drunk tank" business would be better suited in a free for all chat room.

So Tiny doesn't have time to use her filter and we can see her cuss like a drunk pirate!

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Tell me, does a drunken pirate curse more or less then a drunken sailor??
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Tell me, does a drunken pirate curse more or less then a drunken sailor??
depends on if there is rum involved... on both counts

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