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Old 10-26-2010, 07:47 PM   #64501
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I should feel guilty.

A farmer that sold more corn than he produced just left my shop with a very sore rearend. I bought 3000rds of assorted 308 ammo, 1000rds of 223 ammo, 2500rds of 5.56 ammo, four ninety round ar-15 mags, two hundred round mags, Springfield XDM 9mm pistol (new), Bushmaster Carbon-15 pistol (new), Bushmaster 30th Annversary rifle (new), Sig 556 rifle, Sig 556 pistol, DPMS 308 rifle for $3750

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Old 10-26-2010, 07:48 PM   #64502
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I've found Distorted's stash.

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Old 10-26-2010, 07:49 PM   #64503
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A farmer that sold more corn than he produced just left my shop with a very sore rearend. I bought 3000rds of assorted 308 ammo, 1000rds of 223 ammo, 2500rds of 5.56 ammo, four ninety round ar-15 mags, two hundred round mags, Springfield XDM 9mm pistol (new), Bushmaster Carbon-15 pistol (new), Bushmaster 30th Annversary rifle (new), Sig 556 rifle, Sig 556 pistol, DPMS 308 rifle for $3750
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:49 PM   #64504
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51.


did i win anything?
Are you the last poster in this thread?

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Your age?
Nahh my age is 51-35.
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:51 PM   #64505
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wait for it...


yes i win.
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:51 PM   #64506
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I've found Distorted's stash.

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haha. nice. i like that sign.
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:51 PM   #64507
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Are you the last poster in this thread?



Nahh my age is 51-35.
Oops, I meant to say "Your IQ?" jk
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:57 PM   #64508
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I have a belly button.
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:58 PM   #64509
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Ah, Tim. Just discovered?
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:59 PM   #64510
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:59 PM   #64511
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I have a belly button.
Did you find anything in it? Maybe left over from your childhood?
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Wait, distorted has a left over child in his belly button?
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:01 PM   #64513
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That's a disturbing thought. Must be one hell of an inny
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:01 PM   #64514
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Yes, I have an innie and an outtie.

Think about that for a while.

Also the first sentence in this post is weirdly completely true.
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:01 PM   #64515
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Good evening WFers. I just got the call that my new glasses are ready. I have managed to live for 25 years without them, but I guess that is about to change. My reading vision is 20/15, but my distance vision is 20/80.
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:02 PM   #64516
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Is the outie a little lower than the inny. If so, that is not a belly button.
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Yes, I have an innie and an outtie.

Think about that for a while.

Also the first sentence in this post is weirdly completely true.

I could go 2 totally different directions with that comment. But can't discuss either because this is a family forum!
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Wait, Shell goes both ways?
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:03 PM   #64519
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Good evening WFers. I just got the call that my new glasses are ready. I have managed to live for 25 years without them, but I guess that is about to change. My reading vision is 20/15, but my distance vision is 20/80.
glad you are getting glasses. Now you will be able to see the Spam can in your signature. I'm thinking you must have thought it was something else??
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glad you are getting glasses. Now you will be able to see the Spam can in your signature. I'm thinking you must have thought it was something else??
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:07 PM   #64521
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Is the outie a little lower than the inny. If so, that is not a belly button.
You know I don't think as such and never comment of sexual body parts.


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I could go 2 totally different directions with that comment. But can't discuss either because this is a family forum!
get your mind out of the gutter.


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Wait, Shell goes both ways?
...ummm...yeah Shell you left the door wide open for that one.



Truth is I have an innie and an outtie belly button. I'll let ya'll ponder why.
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:09 PM   #64522
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I know Tim, that is why I was so shocked! It was unlike you.

No comment on the other comment. I get a bad enough wrap on here as it is.

And you know I am gonna figure this out...the medical transcriptionist in me won't let me sleep until I do. Of course, I need to take your medical history to be able to have a chance. Toss me a crumb, please.
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:14 PM   #64523
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Well here is a chunk..... don't think about it to in-depth.
Everyone has a belly button at birth which is....
If a average person only has an innie OR an outtie.

How would one have both?
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:14 PM   #64525
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It's gutted and the inside is shaved. Starting on transferring the pattern now.
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It's gutted and the inside is shaved. Starting on transferring the pattern now.
considering all the belly button talk. this sounded really weird at first.
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I got it! You are a test tube baby. Oh crap. They don't have belly buttons at all.

Are both true belly buttons? Or is one the aftermath of a procedure?
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Were you born with both?
Yes. keep going.
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A hernia perhaps?
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Are both true belly buttons? Or is one the aftermath of a procedure?
Yes but same "hole" to say.

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