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Old 03-28-2009, 11:07 PM   #1
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The Mess A ShamWOW CAN'T Clean Up

Not sure if this has been posted on here or not but figured I would share...



MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue...





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I cant believe the guy is 44 y/o and was paying $1k for sex! That could be my new lift kit

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Old 03-28-2009, 11:19 PM   #2
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At least he put his tongue in her mouth first. Could have been real messy.

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Old 03-28-2009, 11:35 PM   #3
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Should have taken matters into his own hands....
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Old 03-29-2009, 12:29 AM   #4
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lol wow
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Old 03-29-2009, 12:45 AM   #5
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I thought that guy was 22, not 44. Wow, TV and makeup I guess.

WTH is he wearing in that pic anyways? An old mans coat over a hospital gown?
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Old 03-29-2009, 01:31 AM   #6
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I thought that guy was 22, not 44. Wow, TV and makeup I guess.

WTH is he wearing in that pic anyways? An old mans coat over a hospital gown?
I was thinking the same thing. Those commericals aren't that old, and he looks NASTY without makeup . Even his arms in the commercial pic don't look old...... I suspect something fishy here.

LOL, I was thinking he had just broken out of a mental hop-sital, stole someones coat, than got locked up for beating a hooker
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Old 03-29-2009, 01:38 AM   #7
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Hey now if you had a hooker bite your tounge to the point that you had to punch her donkey style to pry open her jaws I would epect that you would ant to get checked out at the hospital before going to jail. Both were prob examined at the hospital 1st and thats why they are in hospital gear. Plus who knows they may have been cuffed while buck naked and the hospital gear was all they had to wear. I hope he wasnt wearing one of those johnys that opens in the rear when he was placed in the holding pen.
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Old 03-29-2009, 09:52 AM   #8
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I guess she didnt love his nuts.
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so i just saw the slap chop comercial for the first time on tv. they have never played it here before. that was good stuff.
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shes a true blonde first picture her shirt is on backwards and inside out..
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I guess she didn't love his nuts.
BAHAHHAHA


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He stopped having a boring tuna and a boring life.
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well he did say you'll be slapping your troubles away. I didn't think he meant it for real though.
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well he did say you'll be slapping your troubles away. I didn't think he meant it for real though.

!!! those are the best 2 quotes i've heard!!

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