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Old 04-28-2009, 03:00 PM   #1
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The Most Interesting Man In The World...

In the spirit of the "Chuck Norris" threads, allow me to introduce "The Most Interesting Man In The World".



Let's post up all of his Interesting and Awesome attributes! Actual or imagined, please share them with us.

I'll go first... But remember you MUST read these aloud and with a deep, commanding voice of authority and a somewhat Spanish accent.

He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.

His organ donation card, also lists his beard.

He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

Even his parents’ advice is insightful.

If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.

You can see his charisma from space.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.

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Old 04-28-2009, 03:14 PM   #2
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You forgot all the hot chicks that hang onto him in the commercials.

Yeah, right!!!

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Old 04-28-2009, 03:35 PM   #3
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Perhaps you need a few more to get the creative juices flowing.

His flatus smells of freshly baked bread.

He NEVER has to press #2 for Spanish.

His photograph alone has been clinically proven to improve the conditions of those with terminal illnesses.

He has personally invented and perfected over 400 of the worlds mixed drinks.

Bright colors pale in his presence.

He was the original Brawny man.

Most of the worlds military uniforms are fashioned after his casual attire.
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Old 04-28-2009, 03:44 PM   #4
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More children write to him during Christmas than Santa.
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Old 04-28-2009, 03:47 PM   #5
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He once remodeled his home and the dropcloth from his living room now hangs in The Louvre.
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Old 04-28-2009, 03:49 PM   #6
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Dear Abby gets her advice from him, he is the most interesting man in the world.

He personally named six of the seven wonders of the world, and all seven dwarfs.
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He has been knighted in over 100 different kingdoms.

He actually did invent the internet.

Scientists have proven that his libido is the actual cause of global warming.
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He obviously refused the temptation for using Just For Men.
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Old 04-28-2009, 04:09 PM   #9
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He obviously refused the temptation for using Just For Men.
maybe that is what makes him so interesting.
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Contrary to popular belief, his hair is not gray. It is translucent and hollow just like a polar bear.

His pocket change could reverse the world economic crisis.

He has two sets of eyelids.

He has a series of birthmarks that if connected as in "connect the dots", could answer the meaning of life.

He speaks to cats and they understand him. He is the reason most cats are litter trained.

Where ever he goes, he ALWAYS has signal on his cell phone.

The Pope consults him on matters of the soul.

He has a reserved seat at the UN but prefers not to attend such menial events.

The original G.I. Joe doll was fashioned from his likeness. Decades later, it's still one of the worlds most popular toys.

Just like G.I. Joe, he has a thumbnail on the bottom side of his thumb.
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He has rows of teeth like a shark.

His toenail clippings are stronger than titanium.

He was actually the first man to step foot on the moon but was gracious enough to let Neal Armstrong take the credit.
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So once again I'm late to the party. Who is this guy? I'm lost on this one.

Yes, here is another one for ya AD. I guess I need to get out more.
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:02 PM   #13
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He sells beer.
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:18 PM   #15
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Man.................... I really gotts to watch more TV.........

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