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Old 12-05-2013, 09:43 AM   #1
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The Naughtiest gift of Christmas...

You have ever given or received (that you'll share!)

Mods will certainly be hovering here... (b nice mods)




I gave a really short black skirt, fishnets, and knee high black boots years ago...



Next....

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You have ever given or received (that you'll share!) Mods will certainly be hovering here... (b nice mods) I gave a really short black skirt, fishnets, and knee high black boots years ago... Next....
I'm betting your mom really enjoyed the gifts. (Sorry, couldn't resist).
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Is a lump of coal considered naughty?
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Is a lump of coal considered naughty?
Could be Coyote!

Lol... collecting mods here like flies...
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Old 12-05-2013, 10:37 AM   #6
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Could be Coyote!

Lol... collecting mods here like flies...
That's right, cuz just like the NSA... we're always listening in.
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We have a running gag in my family, someone from work gave my dad a hand carved wooden santa figure with a separate little hat on top of it. Well underneath this hat is carved the top of some male genitalia, and now we take turns giving it to aunts and uncles each year watching them put it on display without knowing what it really is.

It always makes for a few good Christmas laughs, especially when they display it on the kitchen table
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A pocket kitty!

He got what he deserved, from his wife , my Aunt.
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:06 PM   #10
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Just so you guys know, I neither wore or appreciated the short black skirt, fishnets, and knee high black boots. I asked for platinum jewelry dammit!
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Just so you guys know, I neither wore or appreciated the short black skirt, fishnets, and knee high black boots. I asked for platinum jewelry dammit!
But wouldnt that clash with your tourquoise necklace and matching earrings?
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Old 12-05-2013, 02:24 PM   #13
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But wouldnt that clash with your tourquoise necklace and matching earrings?
Oh Gus... Things have changed. I was gone for so long. Since then, I've gotten in touch with my inner "High Maintenance Bitch".
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Oh Gus... Things have changed. I was gone for so long. Since then, I've gotten in touch with my inner "High Maintenance Bitch".
Hmm, living in Cali finally got to you, eh?
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Hmm, living in Cali finally got to you, eh?
Yup. This year for Christmas, I want a dog in a purse, a huge SUV and a bedazzled cell phone case.
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Nothing naughty just some jewelry, a beautiful pearl necklace. I know call me a romantic
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Some crotchless panties for my ex when we were first married
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Nothing naughty just some jewelry, a beautiful pearl necklace. I know call me a romantic
"Pearl necklace" lol
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now that's a humble bumble above me! /\/\/\/\/\
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Silver and gold!!!
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I gave my three Grand-sons ages 7,8, and 13 bags of COAL for Christmas last year, meant as a joke, but it didn't go over very well at all.
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Be careful! Bumble's bounce....
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One year I gave my wife an IOU because I did not have time to shop.

That one cost me over $8G for a new ring.

No more IOU's for me. I will go shopping even if I have to drag my sorry ass out of my death bed.
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I spent nearly a hundred bucks on a vibrator for my wife a few years back...piece of junk didn't last...
The cheap $9.99 one worked better.
I was suckered into it by the 2 hotties behind the counter telling me about how much they loved it..
I knew I should've got the butt plugs instead.
Hook, line and sinker.
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[QUOTE="sonofabeach;6612698"]I spent nearly a hundred bucks on a vibrator for my wife a few years back...piece of junk didn't last... The cheap $9.99 one worked better. I was suckered into it by the 2 hotties behind the counter telling me about how much they loved it.. I knew I should've got the butt plugs instead. Hook, line and sinker.[/QUOTE

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Many years ago, I had a neighbor with a constant barking dog. So at Christmas time, I gathered up all of the dog turds that I could find in the neighborhood. I then spread them all over their front porch entry way, with a note saying, MERRY CHRISTMAS, THIS IS FOR YOU AND YOUR BARKING DOGS..........

I continued with the turd delivery, until the barking stopped.......
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I had a neighbor whose dog was always hanging around my house barking at my chickens, pulling trash out of the bins, digging in the garden, and generally just being a nuisance. He made the mistake of growling and raising his hackles at my daughter, which gave me the excuse I needed to end the problem...
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I spent nearly a hundred bucks on a vibrator for my wife a few years back...piece of junk didn't last... The cheap $9.99 one worked better. I was suckered into it by the 2 hotties behind the counter telling me about how much they loved it.. I knew I should've got the butt plugs instead. Hook, line and sinker.[/QUOTE

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