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Old 09-03-2007, 08:43 PM   #1
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The Never Ending Story...

Saw a thread like this on another forum, so it's not original with me, but I thought it would be fun for us to do.

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As I drove my jeep down a logging road at camp last week, I saw a very large, hairy figure pushing a shopping cart through the woods. I couldn't tell much about the figure pushing the cart, but the cart itself was full to the brim with...

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jeep parts, so i asked him what he was doing, he said he had rolled his jeep and couldnt get it out so he was taking the jeep home in pieces rebuilding it, i didnt believ him, so i....

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Old 09-03-2007, 09:06 PM   #3
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pulled out a piece of rope and tied him to a tree. I then took his cart full of jeep parts and hid them in a...
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huge mud hole, i got stuck on the way in an winched myself in further, ther is no way anyone will be able to get to them, then i tried to back up....
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Old 09-03-2007, 11:44 PM   #6
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The Jeep came to a sudden halt... I was knocked unconscious and when I came too, I was tied naked to a makeshift wooden table in the middle of what looked like some ceremonial or sacrificial chamber in a cave. Through my blurred vision, I could make out the forms of women. My vision returned and I found that they were wearing some form of small leather bikini type clothing. What appeared to be the leader of this tribe leaned over me and said.....
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We are the Melissa Etheridge fan club and we hate men. I see you walked right into our trap when we needed a sacrifice. Your Jeep looks awfully clean. When was the last time you ...
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Old 09-04-2007, 09:35 AM   #9
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"You must have me confused with one of the McKenzie brothers," I said. "I'm NO hoser!"
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that poor XJ you are driving
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:38 AM   #11
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so i broke free of the ropes, grabbed my gun off the table, and started slinging lead. bodies were piling up faster than a robocop movie....
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...as i looked to my left hand, i noticed, the very gun i was slinging, turned out to be a banana, i had no time to stop to figure out if i was dreaming, for now all those dead bodies were no longer dead, but just severely pissed off from being b.itc.h slapped with a fruit several times, as i began to run...
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This really tall, muscular chick cornered me. "CLICK-CLICK-CLICK" Damn! Out of ammo! After all, it WAS a banana. So I reached for my sword. We started a swashbuckling display that would make a pirate blush! I would advance, then she would parlay. I found myself precariously perched on a rickety old wooden and rope bridge. We clanged our swords together and sparks would fly from them. I thought "Damn, she's good"! As I swatted my cutlass toward her, our blades met and TWANG-SNAP, my sword broke just above the bell guard.
Damn! I was really in a pickle! I felt the bridge start to give. The sound of wood creaking and ropes snapping filled the chasm we were dangling over. And then, with one mighty learch...
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the bridge gave way, hurling both of us, arms flailing, toward the bottom of the chasm. Just when I thought all was lost, out of nowhere came the sound of a mighty wind rushing. I felt something grab me under the arms and was amazed when I turned my head to see...
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Mr clifford wiht his new jeepw itha jet engine to get over anything, but the rumble of the engie loosened his grip and i started to slip......
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luckily, he flew towards solid ground so i could land safely. once we touched down, i asked him for a cold beer, as i had been fighting zombie/hippie chixks all day with only a banana. he told me he had been there before and that i should consider going to......
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AA becouse none of it really happened, Or has Mr.C Gone to the Dark side? When we finally landed back In California He bid me Farwell and before my eyes he.....
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:58 PM   #18
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vanished into thin air. I was tired after my excellent adventure so I began to look for a place to lay down and sleep. Not being from California, I didn't have a place to stay, so I looked for the nearest...
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brothel and asked them how much for an overnighter. it turned out to be 50,000 dollars, so i went and found a hippie who said i could hitch a ride with him out of the state. when i got in the van, he said.....
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I am Melissa Etheridge and I hate men. By the way are you really that good with a banana or was it really just a pickle? I started to reply but noticed an old man holding a .....
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sign saying, "What's with all the WF gang and their fixation on Melissa Ethridge?" Just then, the hippie swerved to his right and ran over the man holding the sign. As I thought about what just happened, I came to the conclusion that...
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Hippie's should not drive while using their special medicine. Then the hippie looked at me and proclaimed......
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"I'm batman". obviously, she was a lunatic, so i dove out of the door, rolling as i hit the ground to avoid injury. when i got up, i noticed....
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A sweet looking TJ sitting on the side of the road. So I hopped in and to my luck the keys were in it so I started it up and put the pedal to the metal when i soon realized.....
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Further realized that this Jeep was a four cylinder with a lift and 35's. So, I crept down the road. Thinking, DAMN, I'm gonna be late for the game! Just then, a golf cart driven by a Rabbit in a top hat passed me, flipped me off and said something about wanting his banana back. I thought "What Now!"...
He swerved in front of me and screeched to a halt. He jumped out of the cart and I could tell he was wearing 70's era clothing. You know, the kind that would make Huggy Bear say Fo' Shizzle! That is, if Huggy Bear ever talked like that. Staring off in the distance contemplating my confusion of both time line and genre, I hear the rabbit voice say....
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"That's where all the hippies hug trees and refuse to shave their arm pits." The rabbit looked at me with those beady eyes and drove off in horror screeching loudly about...
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????????????????????? I Haven't a clue go ask that funny looking robot, or the cyclopse girl....as she replie's.......
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The TJ that never could was hit by a bolt of lightning! The fuel tank exploded and I was sent flying into the brush on the side of the road. I felt a terrible pain in my leg. I looked down, only to see...

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